touch foxglove NOW 
scolds Brooks 
for muttering about "bein' slick" 
, Brooks declares that he will NOT be told what to do 
[BASED] [FUNNY]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qXoUflIfgPY
probably the funniest outburst recently
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I wonder if he has any sort of strategy beyond the sovcit thing or if he's genuinely thinking that this trial is rigged against him and wants to show the jury that. The way he talks and acts reminds me of so many people I've met with 0 social awareness but a ton of confidence. Like the kind of people who raise their hand in first year college classes to try and argue with the professor about something they know nothing about.
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He's just a remarkably dumb sociopath.
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The most entertaining kind!
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Unironically way more entertaining than Hannibal Lecter.
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He very, very, clearly has no plan. Probably thinks he might as well wing it since it's open and shut and at least he gets to be famous and feel important for a minute.
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it's pronounced impornint
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His completely inane line of questioning is hilarious. He has to ask everybody if they know the State of Wisconsin, objects to everything, b-words under his breath because he doesnβt know the law, and has a general victim complex.
He's a career criminal, s*x offender with no self-awareness. A real nincompoop.
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"Under what lawful law?"
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i think that this is it, also i think he is just r-slurred and has no plan
some people have suggested he is just delaying the inevitable because court is nicer than jail
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Part of me thinks he may be trying to trigger an outburst from the judge, from which he might try to derive a mistrial? To be fair, I donβt know much about that, but heβs clearly fricking stupid, too, so itβs okay for me to make conjecture.
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Yeah that's in the sovcit playbook. Piss off or bore the judge until they make a mistake. It never works but they keep trying.
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Heβs just in denial that his life is over and on some level thinks that as long as he keeps talking he can postpone the inevitable.
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Juries love it when the judge sends them out repeatedly because of the defendent's behavior. It really endears him to them.
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I hope they come back with a not guilty verdict soon .
He'll be out on the streets just in time for Christmas eve .
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