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Researcher in social psychology

:marseyno: That is all I needed to know. I am on VW's side

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And in a lab coat that he would never need :marseyxd:

Maybe a little insecurity about their "science" is peeking through

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This is the country where the greatest aspiration is to get two PhDs so that instead of being called "Dr." you're "Dr. Dr." Not even making this shit up. :marseylaugh:

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Appearantly you get the suffix DDR if you get two phds, so I'd say it's a good deal

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Deutsche Demokratische Republik

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Dance Dance R-sluration

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Sounds absolutely based to me tbh

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:marseyobjection: You said you blocked me 45 minutes ago. So I don't know if you have :marseygrouns: or :marseyjurisdiction:. We definitely do not have a :marseytakit:.

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Can’t read this post you are blocked

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:marseyobjection: You said you blocked me 45 minutes ago. So I don't know if you have :marseygrouns: or :marseyjurisdiction:. We definitely do not have a :marseytakit:.

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You deserved it nerd he was well within his rights

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The highest of glories is of course either to get a professorship and be Prof. Dr. or get an engineering degree and append "Dipl.-Ing." to your door bell nameplate to inform all the passersby that an engineer lives there.

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It’s actually not a lab coat, those jackets are standard to wear for anyone who works around composite layup work. Pretty much all composite materials have a requirement in their spec to wear gear that prevents foreign material getting onto the part, and those jackets are generally more resistant to leaving any small bits of clothing. If you work in a place with composite manufacturing, pretty much every single person has their own jacket exactly like this.

So really these people are even more cucked. They’re following procedure to wear their jackets in a clean room environment so Porsche can’t blame any foreign object debris (“FOD”) on these guys and financially ruin them lol

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Idk I think they can blame them for the debris from pooping on the floor

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Clearly its a protesting labcoat, to protect his shirt from the splash of his own shit/piss :marseydoctor:

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Ask him if he earned a B.S. or a B.A. to make him :marseyraging:

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They know, albeit only deep down, that they are not doing science at all.

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After seeing this pic I knew it was a lousy hippie.

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All those kids probably mocked him for being an ugly, fanny-pack wearing muzungu behind his back. :chadblack2:

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Smelled the worst out of any of them

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Typical German classroom


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Did he frick kids back when he's there?

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muschibeutel

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People in support can't get out of the building.

Just a clarification: people in support can get out of the building but then they couldn't get back in.

Least dishonest protestor

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"Oh no, you glued youzelf to ze floor? Hans fetch ze bone axe"

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Better yet, just leave them glued there forever. Apply some more glue, in fact.

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The most widely practiced religion in Germany (Islam) might have some specialists who can give Volkswagen a hand.

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Paging @Grand_Imam_Talichad to educate us infidels.

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the PORSCHE ™️ 911 GT3 ™️ is so intoxicating... you won't want to step away for a second

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Why is glue getting popular all the sudden? There's cars right there. Use handcuffs you dip shit "scientists".

This comment brought too you by trans lives matter.

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Big glue is behind it all

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Maybe they got tired of eating it?

I seriously don’t even think they’re actually gluing themselves.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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They are not. Look at the pictures, they're just sitting around. Maybe one or two guys did it, the rest are just loitering.

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in contrast to chaining yourself to something, authorities can't remove your hands from whatever you glued them to without injuring you.

hence authorities are cucked into inaction, and you and your dipshit skin are safe, all the while appearing heroic to reeetards.

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You just have too soak their hands with nail polish remover. It's as simple as trans lives matter.

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Good point. Let's try concrete.

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Good point. Maybe they should concentrate their feet and place themselves in the ocean; that will show em

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Hmm, we don't have any nail polish remover. Let's try some gasoline.

Oh, you're cold? Let's bring some butane heaters in. Yeah, get em real close.

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Too much effort, just saw it off.

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U can get high :marseybigbrain:


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>"As scientists we know words words words"

Sorry but I dont listen and dont care what a bunch of gay(bad) nerds have to say

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:marseyemojirofl: Stupid environmentalists.

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a bowl to urinate in

Whoever makes vegan piss bowls marketed at middle class protesters can make a lot of money.

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They should have woven one using the skills learned from their degrees :marseyxd:

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All that preparation and you forgot a diaper

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I hope they get hypothermia and lose their hands

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you could have just used your heckin sciencerinos to suck up all the greenhouse gases but instead you glued yourself to the floor of a factory and shat yourself

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a factory

No, that would be cold and spooky.

Better sit in a warm and welcoming environment :marseyneet:

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why do they use a . before @VW ? I've seen it a lot ,does it do something special?

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starting a tweet with @ makes it a reply, which means it wont show up in ppls feeds

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ahhh, I always start with @ someone lmao

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Pretty sure they turn off the heating to avoid wasting Energy. Es gibt in Deutschland eine Energiekrise, „Wissenschafter“.

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support introduction of speed limits on German motorways

Go frick yourself :marseysteer:


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only if the 21st century eco-terrorists had balls and a special set of skills

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