:marseypeace: Me: "Yeah I am gonna go hang out with friends for a few hours, what's the worst that could happen in the time that I am away" :marseynotesglow:

what the frick dude

to clarify, i did not make the post, i don't know who made the post, stop saying it was me, i dont want feds on my case

pls donate to the heymoon defense fund

IM FRICKING FAMOUS

(also, frickers banned my account, what did i do)

(also also remember to like :marseyupvote: and subscribe 🔔)

>be police officer in Waukesha county

>hot judge calls and says that someone has claimed to be a juror online in some website called "red - it"

>frick, another long day after hours

>go to subreddit

>these people are praising darrell brooks, wtf, why

>type like gay SJW r-slurs

>find the post

>obviously fake but it says verified

>nothing on the posting account since it is an alt

>see name of moderator, BlackJusticeForever

>what a stupid name lol

>type it into google

>get redirected to some website called "r drama"

>click the link

>immediately scooby doo starts playing

>the banner says homoween

>almost impossible to tell what's going on

>top post is some guy named "creepathianhorrorist" post a picture of an SUV as a frog

>wtf, these guys worship brooks?

>click on post

>get jumpscared

>kill myself

(probably) :truestorybro:

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You'll be fine, because you're smart enough to use a VPN. Right?

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dude r-slur lmao

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this is legit the first time ive done anything even remotely adjacent to being illegal (NOT THAT I THINK IT IS A CRIME WAS JUST JOSHIN FELLAS)

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Lmao you'll be okay. The r-slur who pretended to be a juror (and blackjustice4ever (?)) are going to be taking the rap. At the most you'll probably just get an email.

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yeah blackjusticeforever is going away for a long time :marseysweating:

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Afghanistan has no extradition treaty with the U.S. :marseytaliban:

Keep yourself safe bro tho, I like you :marseycry:

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yeah honestly ill be fine

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at worst you'll end up having a conversation with a couple officers. just be cordial and polite it'll be fine, if it even came to that

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If they do question you tell them bardfin was the mastermind.

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:@heymoonpat:

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You’re fine. Honestly I don’t think the charge would hold in court. A reasonable person would automatically assume a post like that is a prank and satirical.

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I honestly think you'll be fine because you stated that it was a prank. Investigators will go to the page and account, realize they cannot see anything because Reddit admins scrubbed both, so the Reddit admins who deleted evidence are the ones in trouble.

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it’s just a prank bro

Actual dramatard legal defense

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Bardfinn is definitely popping stims and working his hardest to compile all relevant information to send to the feds.

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yeah there's no way anyone could issue a subpoena to get data from a banned subreddit especially since banned subreddits definitely remove all of the content

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just edit the subreddit before deletion and no one can see what u wrote

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it was already banned and once its banned you can't delete your content anymore

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You realize an real juror would also claim it was a prank, after realizing they fricked up? :marseyxd:

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You can't lie to a judge, that's illegal!

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ah the famous "it was a prank" defense

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:#marseysickos2:

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Youre my favorite poster and still will be when your fedgrassmaxxed

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thanks king :marseylove:

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oh you absolute r-slur!

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