what the frick dude
to clarify, i did not make the post, i don't know who made the post, stop saying it was me, i dont want feds on my case
pls donate to the heymoon defense fund
IM FRICKING FAMOUS
(also, frickers banned my account, what did i do)
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>be police officer in Waukesha county
>hot judge calls and says that someone has claimed to be a juror online in some website called "red - it"
>frick, another long day after hours
>go to subreddit
>these people are praising darrell brooks, wtf, why
>type like gay SJW r-slurs
>find the post
>obviously fake but it says verified
>nothing on the posting account since it is an alt
>see name of moderator, BlackJusticeForever
>what a stupid name lol
>type it into google
>get redirected to some website called "r drama"
>click the link
>immediately scooby doo starts playing
>the banner says homoween
>almost impossible to tell what's going on
>top post is some guy named "creepathianhorrorist" post a picture of an SUV as a frog
>wtf, these guys worship brooks?
>click on post
>get jumpscared
>kill myself
(probably) 
touch foxglove NOW 
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this shit has me cackling best drama op in a while (maybe ever)
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I participated in the bait threads but I never would have though I'd see a video of the Judge and Darrell talking about reddit shitposting while looking so fricking confused
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I need a signed affidavit of your oath of office.
I am not Darrell Brooks, I am a third party intervener, here on behalf of my client
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Best op in a while
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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I haven't followed a lick of this and only returned to the internet today but I'm with you because I'm biased by the mere fact I recognize you. What a funny little mental shortcut that is!
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idk even how to explain this lol
there is a real goofball on trial named darrell brooks who is definitely guilty
because everyone thinks he is an butthole we made a baitsub, /r/justice4darrell
some madman made a post claiming to be one of the jurors
We thought it was funny so we pinned it, I added a comment saying it was verified lol
redditards take the bait and start spreading it around. we end up on pretty big streams (RekietaLaw and Destiny) so things snowballed from there
Tons of people emailed the DA's office and the courthouse with the post since it is super illegal for a juror to be talking about the trial
Somehow it ends up in the hands of the Judge, who brings it up, leading to a discussion between brooks, the prosecutor, and the judge about this dumb reddit post
The judge promises to have the sherrif's department investigate it
note that this trial is national news, so hundreds of thousands of people are following this, perhaps even millions, depending on how you count it
news article about it
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You fricking kidding me? Judge mommy acknowledged the troll?
Guess that's closer than I'll ever get to her noticing me.
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you should have seen Darrell's face when he fricking saw it
at one point he just said
"What....IS this?"
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is any of that illegal? I don't think claiming to be a juror is a crime but it wouldn't surprise me if it was.
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Nah tbh I think I will be fine
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Yeah, you're the lawyer not a juror so it's fine.
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That's all it takes to distract millions of people these days? The undergrad antics of the farthest backwater of the internet? I'm going to live in a temple and marvel at the ease by which I can be equally entertained by the passing of the wind.
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The internet is getting more r-slurred as the average user's age decreases every year
, and bait doesn't need to be as realistic given that real life is becoming less serious
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very wise
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You can skip the WORDS WORDS WORDS of life's flesh memes when you know the bottom text is Jesus. 🙏
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Sounds like the kind of shit you'd read in a "the bible for zoomers" book
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so true king
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How can you even call yourself a judge?
I am not Darrell Brooks, I am a third party intervener, here on behalf of my client
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Makes me wish I actually put effort into my trolling all I did was reply to random comments with short low effort stuff to make the sub seem more legitimate
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"you see your honor, it all started on this cat themed gay dating website..."
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Gotta go back further to Lawlz bullying Wil Wheaton.
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Can't believe HeyMoon died in a tragic bussy related accident. I guess there's no one to go after now. Rip.
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Can the feds see Country Club posts
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Tbh pretty sure what you did wasn't illegal as its very obvious satire. Similar thing happened with Amber Depp trial and the fake juror never got in any trouble from what I can find.
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yeah tbqh I am not really worried, I was just the guy who """verified""" it and I obviously got it wrong
i am such a goofy dude sometimes 
so clumsy and silly 
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Yep every thing is going to be fine you just relax sit back maybe take a nice drive
floor it to the southern border and live the rest of your life in Mexico
don't answer the door just run
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No Marsey! There's a Halloween parade down that street!
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They can't arrest you, you're the only one who makes good bots around here
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aww thanks
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blame it on bbbb
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I'm watching Home Alone right now, I'll report back with tips on how to keep the glowies out
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You might want to Country Club this.
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Radical Centrism works in mysterious ways
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Post mugshot later pls
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I'll come visit you in prison
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a toast to our neighbor heymoon, who totally didn't make that post
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istg bruh 😭
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There's only two people who know the truth. The fake juror and the ever watchful eyes of the SME on dramautism
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so your quality of life will improve?
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I’d be furious if it was leaked that Glowchads weren’t constantly dunking on third-worldcels.
What do I pay my taxes for if not to keep your filthy ilk under heel of boot?
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Bruh I'd consider myself lucky to get tortured by Jessica Chastain
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Shit went from 0-35mph fast.
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Thanks i spit out my chocolate milk
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Keffals being a living chudjak wearing a wig is proof that God loves us..
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Whoever married that girl is a lucky guy!
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!blackjack1000
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