what the frick dude
to clarify, i did not make the post, i don't know who made the post, stop saying it was me, i dont want feds on my case
pls donate to the heymoon defense fund
IM FRICKING FAMOUS
(also, frickers banned my account, what did i do)
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>be police officer in Waukesha county
>hot judge calls and says that someone has claimed to be a juror online in some website called "red - it"
>frick, another long day after hours
>go to subreddit
>these people are praising darrell brooks, wtf, why
>type like gay SJW r-slurs
>find the post
>obviously fake but it says verified
>nothing on the posting account since it is an alt
>see name of moderator, BlackJusticeForever
>what a stupid name lol
>type it into google
>get redirected to some website called "r drama"
>click the link
>immediately scooby doo starts playing
>the banner says homoween
>almost impossible to tell what's going on
>top post is some guy named "creepathianhorrorist" post a picture of an SUV as a frog
>wtf, these guys worship brooks?
>click on post
>get jumpscared
>kill myself
(probably) 
touch foxglove NOW 
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Makes me wish I actually put effort into my trolling all I did was reply to random comments with short low effort stuff to make the sub seem more legitimate
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If rdrama.net goes down are we regrouping at themotte?
-edit. How many new members did we gain? Or did we send you to jail for no growth?
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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Telegram channel. And just so long as we don't lose the domain name (which probably only happens with a court order), we should always be able to put up some message at rdrama.net. So long as our content is legal speech in the US, I'm determined to keep us online somehow.
Also 64 new members since J4D was read into the court record. (cc:
@tempest1247)
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<3 thanks your the best. One more question whats the normal amount of adds in that time? 0? 5?
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We normally get about a dozen users a day. 64 in the span of a few hours is definitely elevated.
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for those playing along at home here's the stats (cc @DarrellsCellMate)
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I wish I remembered which of the admins is the stats nerd so they can tell us.
@admins or something i dunno
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it's
@jannies
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"you see your honor, it all started on this cat themed gay dating website..."
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Gotta go back further to Lawlz bullying Wil Wheaton.
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Yeah, FBI? He's back at his house now
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Send the dog killers
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I’d be furious if it was leaked that Glowchads weren’t constantly dunking on third-worldcels.
What do I pay my taxes for if not to keep your filthy ilk under heel of boot?
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so your quality of life will improve?
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Bruh I'd consider myself lucky to get tortured by Jessica Chastain
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Best op in a while
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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There's only two people who know the truth. The fake juror and the ever watchful eyes of the SME on dramautism
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No, I made the post!
Whoever gets investigated by the FBI better get a cool badge.
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Now I kinda wish it was me. Imagine having the "Investigated by the FBI" badge.
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Same. Everyone needs to say they made the post.
Then we all get investigated and get a badge and waste tax dollars.
Bardfinn is probably on the case, compiling Reddit screenshots, desperately hoping he gets a dramanaut arrested so he can gloat on Twitter like Keffals.
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With how Keffals has self-doxxed for attention and successfully climbed the bluecheck hierarchy, Bardfinn will probably be cited by journ*lists in 2023.
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do you get rDrama access in federal prison?
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Aww you took my sn recommendation
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I haven't followed a lick of this and only returned to the internet today but I'm with you because I'm biased by the mere fact I recognize you. What a funny little mental shortcut that is!
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idk even how to explain this lol
there is a real goofball on trial named darrell brooks who is definitely guilty
because everyone thinks he is an butthole we made a baitsub, /r/justice4darrell
some madman made a post claiming to be one of the jurors
We thought it was funny so we pinned it, I added a comment saying it was verified lol
redditards take the bait and start spreading it around. we end up on pretty big streams (RekietaLaw and Destiny) so things snowballed from there
Tons of people emailed the DA's office and the courthouse with the post since it is super illegal for a juror to be talking about the trial
Somehow it ends up in the hands of the Judge, who brings it up, leading to a discussion between brooks, the prosecutor, and the judge about this dumb reddit post
The judge promises to have the sherrif's department investigate it
note that this trial is national news, so hundreds of thousands of people are following this, perhaps even millions, depending on how you count it
news article about it
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That's all it takes to distract millions of people these days? The undergrad antics of the farthest backwater of the internet? I'm going to live in a temple and marvel at the ease by which I can be equally entertained by the passing of the wind.
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very wise
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You can skip the WORDS WORDS WORDS of life's flesh memes when you know the bottom text is Jesus. 🙏
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so true king
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Sounds like the kind of shit you'd read in a "the bible for zoomers" book
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The internet is getting more r-slurred as the average user's age decreases every year
, and bait doesn't need to be as realistic given that real life is becoming less serious
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is any of that illegal? I don't think claiming to be a juror is a crime but it wouldn't surprise me if it was.
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Nah tbh I think I will be fine
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Yeah, you're the lawyer not a juror so it's fine.
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How can you even call yourself a judge?
I am not Darrell Brooks, I am a third party intervener, here on behalf of my client
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You fricking kidding me? Judge mommy acknowledged the troll?
Guess that's closer than I'll ever get to her noticing me.
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you should have seen Darrell's face when he fricking saw it
at one point he just said
"What....IS this?"
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I'm watching Home Alone right now, I'll report back with tips on how to keep the glowies out
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Post mugshot later pls
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You'll be fine, because you're smart enough to use a VPN. Right?
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Youre my favorite poster and still will be when your fedgrassmaxxed
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thanks king
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I honestly think you'll be fine because you stated that it was a prank. Investigators will go to the page and account, realize they cannot see anything because Reddit admins scrubbed both, so the Reddit admins who deleted evidence are the ones in trouble.
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yeah there's no way anyone could issue a subpoena to get data from a banned subreddit especially since banned subreddits definitely remove all of the content
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just edit the subreddit before deletion and no one can see what u wrote
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it was already banned and once its banned you can't delete your content anymore
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You realize an real juror would also claim it was a prank, after realizing they fricked up?
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You can't lie to a judge, that's illegal!
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Bardfinn is definitely popping stims and working his hardest to compile all relevant information to send to the feds.
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Actual dramatard legal defense
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ah the famous "it was a prank" defense
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dude r-slur lmao
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this is legit the first time ive done anything even remotely adjacent to being illegal (NOT THAT I THINK IT IS A CRIME WAS JUST JOSHIN FELLAS)
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You’re fine. Honestly I don’t think the charge would hold in court. A reasonable person would automatically assume a post like that is a prank and satirical.
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Lmao you'll be okay. The r-slur who pretended to be a juror (and blackjustice4ever (?)) are going to be taking the rap. At the most you'll probably just get an email.
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yeah blackjusticeforever is going away for a long time
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Afghanistan has no extradition treaty with the U.S.
Keep yourself safe bro tho, I like you
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yeah honestly ill be fine
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If they do question you tell them bardfin was the mastermind.
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at worst you'll end up having a conversation with a couple officers. just be cordial and polite it'll be fine, if it even came to that
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oh you absolute r-slur!
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