edit: small fun update here, big ones down below the original text
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Very abridged highlights reel, more to follow. Powerlessjannies went predictably berserk and have continued throughout the night. These were some of my favorites.
If you’re just tuning in to this horrifically depressing saga, I’d recommend starting with their initial plans to “play to users’ psychology” and close half the site until Reddit does what they want and the next-day admin response to their cries.
Key takeaways:
- Belle’s “I’m leaving forever and I really mean it this time” meant exactly as much as it did the first 747382828 times she said it. She is still hideously ugly, for anyone keeping score.
- Mr. Davis: no, http://rdrama.net was not down. You’re just bad with computers.
- Mr. Mega: there were no new screenshots because we were building dramatic tension and letting the admin response simmer for the evening before posting this one. You weren't hidden. I'm sorry.
- They considered going against the chadmins and closing everything immediately because “lives are at stake,” but handwringing from BelleAriel & Co. about losing their incredibly important internet moderator positions made them come to their senses.
- They intend to cry to more dead media outlets and get them to screech that Reddit is LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE if their impotent demands aren’t met.
- They’re actively watching us 🤗 I know you guys run in different - and yet equally embarrassing - circles, but I’d recommend reading this thread and this one too, if you’d like some things to be mad at Reddit for that actually matter. Please stop enabling child abuse and womanbeating. It’s not cute.
Anyway thanks for all the content, I’ll continue scrolling later. Stop banning innocent people to stop the “leaks” - it’s not doing anything lol
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Update 1: They‘re planning to mass tweet at Reddit advertisers on Monday lmao
Update 2: New plan is to - oh my god - write to their congressmen. Using a Reddit bot.
Update 3: Not a development, but definitely my favorite quote of this whole affair so far.
Update 4: This update is a few pieces long. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
First we have the beginnings of a very long discussion about unionizing. An unpaid internet janitor union with negative value whose replacements can be easily automated or done by literally any shut-in.
Our boy conalfisher is once again the voice of reason though. Join us here conal!
Merari (lmao) has unironically declared jannie to be a transphobic slur. You cannot make this shit up.
Seb (I think he's meant to be the leader of this shitshow?) has directly linked the main image of this thread 
He's not happy!
He's demanded that everyone in that screenshot change their Groomercord display name so as not to reflect their Reddit identity which they think will allow them to operate anoynmously, since they have realized the futility of trying to stop the "leaks". Let's see how that goes for them.
Update 5: Seb thinks he figured out the leak issue! I will refrain from updating for a few hours. Is this because you got me Seb? Or am I playing along? 
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frick off carp
Snapshots:
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Day of the Broken Mop
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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There's too many dorks willing to step up. Even some codecels will eventually learn how to work with the site's godawful CSS. This is why they continue their excellent benefits program of $0/hr.
You can either let a small subset of turbonerds hold your site hostage, or you post a couple fluff pieces until they quit sperging and fall in line. Easy choice.
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They won’t leave. They’re too addicted to reddit and the “power” that comes with being a moderator.
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imagine how reddit would operate if moderators were actually there to earn a paycheck and primarily motivated to keep engagement high, rather than to push agendas and wave peepeees/shenises around
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Been saying this forever start paying jannies and the commies dispapear
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Day of the broken mop soon, Inshallah. Do your part in making that day arrive sooner
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Get dabbed on, jannies
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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Yes
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COPE REDDIT BIPOC BIPOC COPE
trans lives matter
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You sure showed them.
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Holy shit, how is that even real?
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Do you ever get tired of being such a total chad, Carp?
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shouldnt you be checking your phone? For messages and thing.
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Don’t tell me what to do. And yeah okay sorry turned off notifications.
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are you guys like a couple or something?
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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Truly the most vile form of life.
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too many words
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LOW EFFORTPOST
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Of course they start infighting and blaming each other when the admins tell them to kick rocks lmao
They keep comparing their little power trip to the Aimee situation, whilst completely misunderstanding that:
a) P-dophiles are pretty fricking universally reviled
b) The wider userbase also really wanted Aimee gone, and organically flooded the whole site with memes and demands of her firing whilst this is much more blatantly a janny astroturf
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Lol, in the quote, they say "employee", when they mean "volunteer". These people have never had a real job in their life, if they consider modding internet forums for free to be employment!
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It's funny because in baguette, "employé" means used, and leddit sure as frick is using these buffoons
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Why do you know french?
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No reason
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Compatriote, que penses-tu de Paris, la ville lumière?
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C'est une plaie, remplie de touristes le jour, de marginaux (et de rats) la nuit et de criminels tout le temps. La Gare du Nord c'est le Tiers Monde, incroyable comme dans la capitale de son propre pays on peut se sentir étranger.
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Frick, it's a real frog. Get him boyos.
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There talking about that bong p-dophile that reddit hired and fired a few months back. An actual employee.
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Ohhh, thanks for the correction. I still feel that many powermods see themselves as employees, though. From what I've seen, anyway.
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I'm really tempted to demod BuckRowdy from one of his 88 subs over this. He does a lot of work for free which is nice, but he should have maybe discussed his r-slurred plan with the other jannies.
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Kick that tard to the curb. He's a rogue jannie, a reactionary, and a rapscallian shit-starter. Wait wait! Mod him.
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It didn't seem like anyone gave a shit but the one thread had 25k upvotes so maybe they did bot updoots.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Of course they don't understand the "libertarian philes are pretty fricking universally reviled" part. A bunch of them are libertarians themselves. They're probably still confused why everyone was so upset she was hired in the first place.
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Amen. They are jealous of the Challenor protest.
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they seem very worried about losing their precious janitorial powers for a bunch of people who value lives over a mod status
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The janitor mindset comes with a buffet of crippling personality disorders and very literal existential delusions. These people genuinely believe that yalling threads and forcing sitewide moderation on some straggy orange messageboard is literally identical to feeding the hungry and providing shelter for the homeless.
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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Landlord: "Open up your rent is way overdue"
Jannie: "D-don't worry I'll p-pay you in b-banned racists!"
Landlord: "I'll take cash thanks"
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Random racist: "Well, guess I'll make another account"
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NOOOOOO you can't just make another account I banned you! You have to go away and never talk again REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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LOL, I make one a day just to insult those losers when I'm taking a shit. I can't be bothered with VPNs and stuff. Surprised they haven't shadow banned my ip yet. I do think I will set up some alts on my other networks, and let them age. That way they'll be ready when I get a nice bite, and the IP will not be already banned
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Yep. I've got a year old account I've barely used and a couple months old accounts.
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This is what I do. When I get an alt banned, I make another and let it age and pick up where I left off with the other one that's aged.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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rotating the fields at the lolcow farm
all part of the job
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redditors are fricking clueless
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Even eunuchs are not that impotent
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They typed this as a gotcha. A good reminder of the janny mindset.
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This is on par with antifa comparing themselves to D-Day troops.
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You don't understand sweaty. Your grandpa had it easy because his enemy was nice enough to dress in evil clothes so anyone could recognize the monsters.
Today we have to be careful and ready to sacrifice long relationships and loved ones at anytime for any of them could reveal their true faces with anytime. Every day I wake up terrified, wondering, what if my wife's a fascist, or my dad, or my child.
Compared to that what your grandpa did on D-day was a walk in the park.
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My mom is a huge supporter of Orange Father. She's got the flags and bumper stickers and everything. I voted for Biden.
We send each other memes making fun of both. People that destroy relationships based on politics are a special kind of r-slurred.
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Like those AITA-style posts where redditors break ties with their parents for being Trump supporters and all of reddit cheers, “NTA!”
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YTA
I can't believe you keep up a relationship with someone who LITERALLY WANTS TO KILL YOU. Cut all contact, never let your husband's boyfriend talk to her again
trans lives matter
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I called her up and told her that I have to cut her off because her beliefs are literally murder and she told me that I'm an r-slur and I better come over for Thanksgiving or she's going to kick my butt. What do I do now? I'm kinda scared
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Bring pie.
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you might need to smooth things over by breaking both arms
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Based mom. Let her peg yer bussy.
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Nothing to see here, folks. He's only a mod because of some adblock guilt and nothing more.
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Holy FRICK. You COULD NOT make this shit up, no one would believe it! They think they are like volunteer firemen or some shit! Fricking pathetic losers, lol.
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What no grass does to a MFer
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Yesterday in some sub a Nurse said she got the rona even after she was vaccinated, I only asked, how, boom perma banned
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Simple. Vaccine doesn't keep you from getting infected (or spreading it). It just makes you not immediately fall to your knees from it.
The whole situation is that it's unclear whether vaccinated people are just as potent to be "superspreaders" as everyone else and what implications that might have for their VIP status. Who's going to get their 12th shot if you don't get superpowers from it?
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I know, but this is what the nurse wrote so I had to ask it
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maybe she was affected very badly by it and if her body already didn't have some form of rudimentary antibodies provided by the vaccines she would have been worse off?
its not a hard concept to grap
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it isn't, but when I first read it, I had to ask, I didn't know that it was such a grave crime
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Do not panic. Everything is under control.
If everything is under control why are you shooting everyone who asks questions?
BLAM
Do not panic. Everything is under control.
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I've seen comments get y'alled for 'misinformation' because they linked to CDC/WHO materials before.
Anything that isn't full, unwavering support of vaxmaxxing, zero covid, and eternal restrictions can get you y'alled
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The point is it's a pretty simple question that someone not super knowledgeable about vaccines might ask.
Good opportunity to explain, in other words.
Instead of allowing explanation r-slur jannies just remove.
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He was "asking in bad faith"!
He was sealioning!
He was gaslighting!
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I could make up a dozen reasons. The virus got distracted by the vaccine who resembled a distant shared ancestor.
I think the obvious explanation is the most correct - she got a weaker variant and her vaccine didn’t do shit.
Does this sound like a reason not to get vaccinated? Maybe, if you're r-slurred
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The mrna vaccines are confusing. They don't contain the virus, so how can they help you build antibodies?
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This isn't a glowing recommendation for the vaccine. Unless that nurse was over 300 lbs or over 65, it doesn't seem to have done much for her. These people don't seem to see their unwavering acceptance of the official narrative turns hesitant people off because it looks like they're all brainwashed.
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But if I just make excuses for all the things that don’t line up, my brain is happy! Why would you upset my happy brain?
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Burgers and their crazy temperature system.
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She is a nurse’s assistant and BMI of 35
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So many women on r/BravoRealHousewives claim to be lawyers so they can essaypost about how their hated reality star is totes going to jail and the book thrown at them. Then you look at their history and one was actually asking r/legaladvice for help with some legal thing. Or others are posting about their English 101 course in a college sub. So many poseurs just so they can say "I'm a lawyer and this lady is totes going to jail for 100 years."
I see the nurse thing on these subs as the same. They are probably the receptionist at a hospital larping as a nurse.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Yeah, all those comments with unwavering support all seem a bit weird, like suddenly they are authoritative figures on the subject
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I only watch the Beverly Hills one anymore. I watch Shahs, Below Deck and BH on Bravo. That's it.
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They're so awful now. Apparently ratings suck and I can see why. I watch BH too and Shahs. I need to get going on the latest Below Deck.
If you want real trash, Love After Lockup this season was fire.
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I've never watched that show. I feel bad as it is watching the three Bravo shows for trashy escapism. Then the other night one was over and I was watching the show after it with the three women talking about the show and I said, "This is me going full r-slur" and turned that off. My husband heard me say, "This is me going full r-slur" and said, "What?" from the kitchen and I said... I watch the show and then I was watching the show after the show talking about the show I just watched and I realized that it was stupid. He said, "Well, your show is stupid, too." I love him.
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My girlfriend's ex was in the same boat, but I guess he died from it yesterday. Sounded like he was a total cuck tho. Didn't even smash and she's a complete whore. Still pretty trippy to think about how some dude in his late 20s even with the soyvax died in just a couple weeks.
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It's cute she told you this, and that you believed her.
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I mean it was so unbelievable it had to be true. She's never confessed to any such chastity before.
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It’s unclear to r-slurs but not the literate; vaccines slow community transmission because symptomatic Covid cases are far more contagious. If you aren’t coughing or sneezing, you aren’t shooting out water droplets with Covid in it. It’s the same basis of prevention as a mask.
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That's actually a good point there. I shall bend my buck for Allah in prayal that the difference in transmission rate is big enough to allow for my Ubermensch status
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Um, sweaty. The vaxx shrinks your balls and makes you bald. You have become the Untermensch.
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Dang. I suppose it's time to admit I've always been a woman on the inside and become a woman weightlifter
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So basically vaccine is good for fat and old people, fitcels are already low risk to catch a serious case
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Well yeah. But if you just so happen to be ultra weakcel against chadmaster covid then you die from it and look stupid.
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R-slurs on BoTh SIdEs tm
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Dying from Covid is the worst look of the decade tbqh
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this same nurse who said she got really sick while vaccinated and said she was 100% dead if not for the vaccine?
https://old.reddit.com/r/vaxxhappened/comments/pbe8nj/we_call_upon_reddit_to_take_action_against_the/habwvcx/?utm_source=reddit&=&sort=controversial;utm_medium=web2x&context=3
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Yeah thats the post I replied to
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She never claimed to be a doctor, give her a break. At least she knows which end is sharp.
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She never claimed to be a doctor, give her a break. At least she knows which end is sharp.
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