796 
– 796 
(… and 136 Healthy)
I double-checked the badges. I double-checked the users in the database. I double-checked everything. It was actually a perfect tie. Vaccines were distributed 3312 times, and zombies bit 4177 times, and in the end… a dead tie. Y'all are wonderful.
Rewards have been distributed to wrap up this Cum-Guzzling 💦️ Cocktober 🍆️🙈️:
- All 14 306 of you got the Homoween 2022 Survivor badge.
- If you had a VAXXED or INFECTED badge, you get to keep it. 796 of each.
- All unused Homoween awards have been refunded.
- Milestone Badges, Awards Given: Gigavaxxer (10x Vax) = 50 | CDC Goon (100x Vax) = 3 | Zombiechad (10x Bite) = 99 | Super Spreader (100x Bite) = 8.
- The top 10 vaxxers and biters have received a limited-edition, unpurchasable Red Halloween Mask hat. It looks retarded, but if we ever implement hat-trading, you'll be rich.
Leaderboards below. Full length ones and extra data in the Stats for Nerds.
Top 10 Vaxxers
ID | Username | Vaxxes
-------+---------------------------+--------
995 | carpathianflorist | 1099
2513 | nothanks | 464
10288 | TwoLargeSnakesMating | 146
2890 | John | 95
3377 | MarseyIsMyWaifu | 64
2622 | Dramamine | 49
2069 | GigaVaccinator | 38
5244 | ACA | 38
1710 | ghouls_suck | 37
37 | Not_Chris_Deliah | 31
Top 10 Biters
ID | Username | Bites
-------+---------------------------+-------
4989 | brzl | 210
12732 | blackjackbtz | 201
2238 | alakavat | 162
541 | RottenDonGER | 138
1387 | Chopose | 118
2899 | aqouta | 111
147 | The_Homocracy | 109
2890 | John | 105
995 | carpathianflorist | 86
1980 | creepyhands | 68
Top 10 Most Bites/Vaxxes Received
ID | Username | Count
-------+---------------------------+-------
995 | carpathianflorist | 226
2050 | Skelevastergan | 167
5499 | box | 79
3163 | SmallNips | 68
1830 | October | 66
8494 | TwoLargeSorensMating | 61
2890 | John | 54
2069 | GigaVaccinator | 51
3635 | HeyMoonster | 49
8407 | snus | 47
Stats for Nerds: https://gist.github.com/TLSM/8fbe23b11270542705183258ccb019d8
awards-hw— chronological sequence of all vaxxes and bites given.stats-given-bite.txt— # of bites given outstats-given-vax.txt— # of vaxes given outstats-received.txt— total quantity of vaxxes & bites receivedusers-active— hw_zombie = -1 zombie, 0 healthy, ≥1 vaxxed; includes people who commented during event, or were awarded despite not commenting during event. same logic as the sidebar infection meter.
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Yeah totally not rigged 🥱🥱🥱
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AJAB
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it actually
wasn't which is the hilarious part
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor
Science is settled. The counting was rigged since is the hypothesis that require the fewest assumptions. Don't you trust Science?
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The misuse of Occam's razor as a scientific hard principle and not as an auxiliary but ultimately meaningless tool and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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I cut your peepee with Occam's razor
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trans lives matter
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only when it suits my point
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The hypothesis with the fewest assumptions here is that Homoween 2022 never happened and is just a product of your sore mind. Assuming the past is in any way real is a massive stretch in the current Science.
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- Albert Einstein
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Do you mean, this is MFW
@whyareyou trust science?
detrans lives matter
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i mean there's only like 100 badmins, it's not like they could all keep it a secret.
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The Zombie Tea Party won! With the help of ZOMBCHADS we could contain the (((🐟))) in her vaxx tank at the end of the event.
We did it rDrama
ZOMBCHAD Trans lives matter
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Trans lives matter but our misic doctor doesn't think so
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TRANS LIVES MATTER
Why is this simple statement so problematic for you?
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It isn't but for chud like you it is
FRICKING TRANS LIVES MATTER
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Stop the steal
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