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Gigavaxxers v. Zombies — Results!

796 :marseyvaxmaxx: – 796 :marseyzombie: (… and 136 Healthy)

I double-checked the badges. I double-checked the users in the database. I double-checked everything. It was actually a perfect tie. Vaccines were distributed 3312 times, and zombies bit 4177 times, and in the end… a dead tie. Y'all are wonderful.

Rewards have been distributed to wrap up this Cum-Guzzling 💦️ Cocktober 🍆️🙈️:

  1. All 14 306 of you got the Homoween 2022 Survivor badge.
  2. If you had a VAXXED or INFECTED badge, you get to keep it. 796 of each.
  3. All unused Homoween awards have been refunded.
  4. Milestone Badges, Awards Given: Gigavaxxer (10x Vax) = 50 | CDC Goon (100x Vax) = 3 | Zombiechad (10x Bite) = 99 | Super Spreader (100x Bite) = 8.
  5. The top 10 vaxxers and biters have received a limited-edition, unpurchasable Red Halloween Mask hat. It looks retarded, but if we ever implement hat-trading, you'll be rich.

Leaderboards below. Full length ones and extra data in the Stats for Nerds.

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Top 10 Vaxxers
  ID   |         Username          | Vaxxes 
-------+---------------------------+--------
   995 | carpathianflorist         |   1099
  2513 | nothanks                  |    464
 10288 | TwoLargeSnakesMating      |    146
  2890 | John                      |     95
  3377 | MarseyIsMyWaifu           |     64
  2622 | Dramamine                 |     49
  2069 | GigaVaccinator            |     38
  5244 | ACA                       |     38
  1710 | ghouls_suck               |     37
    37 | Not_Chris_Deliah          |     31
Top 10 Biters
  ID   |         Username          | Bites 
-------+---------------------------+-------
  4989 | brzl                      |   210
 12732 | blackjackbtz              |   201
  2238 | alakavat                  |   162
   541 | RottenDonGER              |   138
  1387 | Chopose                   |   118
  2899 | aqouta                    |   111
   147 | The_Homocracy             |   109
  2890 | John                      |   105
   995 | carpathianflorist         |    86
  1980 | creepyhands               |    68
Top 10 Most Bites/Vaxxes Received
  ID   |         Username          | Count 
-------+---------------------------+-------
   995 | carpathianflorist         |   226
  2050 | Skelevastergan            |   167
  5499 | box                       |    79
  3163 | SmallNips                 |    68
  1830 | October                   |    66
  8494 | TwoLargeSorensMating      |    61
  2890 | John                      |    54
  2069 | GigaVaccinator            |    51
  3635 | HeyMoonster               |    49
  8407 | snus                      |    47

Stats for Nerds: https://gist.github.com/TLSM/8fbe23b11270542705183258ccb019d8

  • awards-hw — chronological sequence of all vaxxes and bites given.
  • stats-given-bite.txt — # of bites given out
  • stats-given-vax.txt — # of vaxes given out
  • stats-received.txt — total quantity of vaxxes & bites received
  • users-active — hw_zombie = -1 zombie, 0 healthy, ≥1 vaxxed; includes people who commented during event, or were awarded despite not commenting during event. same logic as the sidebar infection meter.
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796 :marseyvaxmaxx: – 796 :marseyzombie:

Yeah totally not rigged 🥱🥱🥱

:#marseysleep::#marseysleep:


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it actually :marseyakshually: wasn't which is the hilarious part

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor

This philosophical razor advocates that when presented with competing hypotheses about the same prediction, one should select the solution with the fewest assumptions,[3] and that this is not meant to be a way of choosing between hypotheses that make different predictions.

Science is settled. The counting was rigged since is the hypothesis that require the fewest assumptions. Don't you trust Science?

:#marscientist::#marseychartscatter::#marseychartgaussian::!#marscientist:

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The misuse of Occam's razor as a scientific hard principle and not as an auxiliary but ultimately meaningless tool and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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I cut your peepee with Occam's razor :marseybackstab:

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trans lives matter

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only when it suits my point :marseylaugh: of view

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The hypothesis with the fewest assumptions here is that Homoween 2022 never happened and is just a product of your sore mind. Assuming the past is in any way real is a massive stretch in the current Science.

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Try to touch the past. Try to deal with the past. It's not real. It's just a dream.

- Albert Einstein


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Do you mean, this is MFW @whyareyou trust science?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684138514668671.webp

detrans lives matter

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i mean there's only like 100 badmins, it's not like they could all keep it a secret.

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:#marseyteaparty:

The Zombie Tea Party won! With the help of ZOMBCHADS we could contain the (((🐟))) in her vaxx tank at the end of the event.

We did it rDrama :marseytwerkinit:

ZOMBCHAD Trans lives matter

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Downsoren me? Get chudded! @DrTransmisia

Trans lives matter but our misic doctor doesn't think so

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TRANS LIVES MATTER

Why is this simple statement so problematic for you?

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It isn't but for chud like you it is

FRICKING TRANS LIVES MATTER

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Stop the steal :soyjakmaga:

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AJAB

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