Gigavaxxers v. Zombies — Results!

796 – 796 _{(… and 136 Healthy)}

I double-checked the badges. I double-checked the users in the database. I double-checked everything. It was actually a perfect tie. Vaccines were distributed 3312 times, and zombies bit 4177 times, and in the end… a dead tie. Y'all are wonderful.

Rewards have been distributed to wrap up this Cum-Guzzling 💦️ Cocktober 🍆️🙈️:

All 14 306 of you got the Homoween 2022 Survivor badge.
If you had a VAXXED or INFECTED badge, you get to keep it. 796 of each.
All unused Homoween awards have been refunded.
Milestone Badges, Awards Given: Gigavaxxer (10x Vax) = 50 | CDC Goon (100x Vax) = 3 | Zombiechad (10x Bite) = 99 | Super Spreader (100x Bite) = 8.
The top 10 vaxxers and biters have received a limited-edition, unpurchasable Red Halloween Mask hat. It looks retarded, but if we ever implement hat-trading, you'll be rich.

Leaderboards below. Full length ones and extra data in the Stats for Nerds.

:marseygrimreaper: :marseyinajackolantern: :marseyblackphillip: :marseycarpghost: :marseyolantern: :marseyvampirelove: :marseylovecraft2: :marseyghostface2: :marseything2: :marseywitch: :marseymancer:

Top 10 Vaxxers

  ID   |         Username          | Vaxxes 
-------+---------------------------+--------
   995 | carpathianflorist         |   1099
  2513 | nothanks                  |    464
 10288 | TwoLargeSnakesMating      |    146
  2890 | John                      |     95
  3377 | MarseyIsMyWaifu           |     64
  2622 | Dramamine                 |     49
  2069 | GigaVaccinator            |     38
  5244 | ACA                       |     38
  1710 | ghouls_suck               |     37
    37 | Not_Chris_Deliah          |     31

Top 10 Biters

  ID   |         Username          | Bites 
-------+---------------------------+-------
  4989 | brzl                      |   210
 12732 | blackjackbtz              |   201
  2238 | alakavat                  |   162
   541 | RottenDonGER              |   138
  1387 | Chopose                   |   118
  2899 | aqouta                    |   111
   147 | The_Homocracy             |   109
  2890 | John                      |   105
   995 | carpathianflorist         |    86
  1980 | creepyhands               |    68

Top 10 Most Bites/Vaxxes Received

  ID   |         Username          | Count 
-------+---------------------------+-------
   995 | carpathianflorist         |   226
  2050 | Skelevastergan            |   167
  5499 | box                       |    79
  3163 | SmallNips                 |    68
  1830 | October                   |    66
  8494 | TwoLargeSorensMating      |    61
  2890 | John                      |    54
  2069 | GigaVaccinator            |    51
  3635 | HeyMoonster               |    49
  8407 | snus                      |    47

Stats for Nerds: https://gist.github.com/TLSM/8fbe23b11270542705183258ccb019d8

awards-hw — chronological sequence of all vaxxes and bites given.
stats-given-bite.txt — # of bites given out
stats-given-vax.txt — # of vaxes given out
stats-received.txt — total quantity of vaxxes & bites received
users-active — hw_zombie = -1 zombie, 0 healthy, ≥1 vaxxed; includes people who commented during event, or were awarded despite not commenting during event. same logic as the sidebar infection meter.

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DrTransmisia xe/xim SRS surgeon | anti-hate researcher | anti-evil engineer | former DDR spy | DrMoney student 2yr ago #3002975

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Yeah totally not rigged 🥱🥱🥱

:#marseysleep:

@RottenDonGER discuss

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justcool393 her/she :marstolfo:

you are loved :marseybow:

DrTransmisia 2yr ago #3002982

it actually :marseyakshually: wasn't which is the hilarious part

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DrTransmisia xe/xim SRS surgeon | anti-hate researcher | anti-evil engineer | former DDR spy | DrMoney student justcool393 2yr ago #3002994

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor

This philosophical razor advocates that when presented with competing hypotheses about the same prediction, one should select the solution with the fewest assumptions,[3] and that this is not meant to be a way of choosing between hypotheses that make different predictions.

Science is settled. The counting was rigged since is the hypothesis that require the fewest assumptions. Don't you trust Science?

:#marscientist: :#marseychartscatter: :#marseychartgaussian: :!#marscientist:

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It's that time of the month :!marseyuterus:

whyareyou 2yr ago #3003331

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HarryTrumanDorisDay allo/allo :marseyfug:

you should listen to debussy DrTransmisia 2yr ago #3003091

The misuse of Occam's razor as a scientific hard principle and not as an auxiliary but ultimately meaningless tool and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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Flibbertigibbet tee/hee Whole truth, total moral goodness, but don't forget the power to act on them. HarryTrumanDorisDay 2yr ago #3003134

I cut your peepee with Occam's razor :marseybackstab:

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whyareyou super/man Flibbertigibbet 2yr ago #3003337

:marseynut:

trans lives matter

:#reposthorse:

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DrTransmisia 2yr ago #3002997

only when it suits my point :marseylaugh: of view

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Flibbertigibbet tee/hee Whole truth, total moral goodness, but don't forget the power to act on them. DrTransmisia 2yr ago #3003137

The hypothesis with the fewest assumptions here is that Homoween 2022 never happened and is just a product of your sore mind. Assuming the past is in any way real is a massive stretch in the current Science.