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It's weird how America is the worst country according to reddit but we literally buck broke the entire planet πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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I'll never forget my first time flying into London and the first food establishments I see are Burger King and McDonalds

Then I ate an an authentic british establishment and it all made sense. Burgers > slice of tomato with some salt on it

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Japan kfc sells out of their Christmas fried chicken dinners every year

You can see the pyramids from a sit down pizza Hut in Egypt

After a visit to a Roman coliseum you can wash it down with a coke and big mac

America has culturemaxxd the world lmaooo

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I remember around the late 90s/early 2000s, the left was all spooked about globalization and turning the world into a big Walmart. There were articles in Time Magazine and shit. Boy did that sentiment get stamped out.

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Honestly, the best image of American succesful imperialism remains that one footage of 1995 post soviet Moscow, where the city looks like a warzone, and you see the camera moves past a miles-long bread line of russians waiting in -20 temperatures until the focus finally gets to the finish line: McDonalds.

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This is still the most utterly based example of American hegemony in history. Caesar, Ghenghis Khan, and Charlemagne would turn green with envy at the sight of our utter dominance.

We will destroy your empire

Our very existence is a rebuttal to all other systems and beliefs

Your faithful will worship in our temple of carbohydrates

We will build our works on top of the ruins of your great capitol

Your kings will kneel before our cheesy god

And you will eat the corn syrup

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Americans are like the most r-slurred successful conquerors and it makes just a little bit proud :marseyusa:

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Loveably bumbling and buffooning into a happy ending :marseypatriot:

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National Lampoon Takes over The World (2023)

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https://slatestarcodex.com/2016/07/25/how-the-west-was-won/ though.

Having your civilization eaten first by the meanest demon you could summon is a dubious achievement, even if the demon the proceeded to wear its skin and eat other civilizations.

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All I'm hearing is that when it comes to demon summoning, America number one.

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christmas, of course, being a western :marseycowboy: tradition, so doubly buck :marseysoutherner: broken

trans lives :mlm: matter :mlm:

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Italy and Japan have really great food though. Not sure about the UK but it can't be worse than Amerifood.

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British food can be very good, if cooked well. It just tends to get over cooked and turn into brown and grey mushes. Think too liquidy mashed potatoes, vegetables boiled until they have no flavour, and unsalted, cooked dry meats.

Well prepared British foods let the ingredients do the talking instead of over-seasoning. Think roasts, still firm veggies on the side, stews that sort of thing. Actually very good.

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They do. A lot of countries have amazing food. But yet they'd rather sell out a kfc than make a traditional holiday meal

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Japan doesn't have a traditional Christmas meal, which is why it was so easy for KFC to convince them that fried chicken IS the traditional Christmas meal. They do have a traditional New Years meal that is still extremely popular though.

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Not to mention the music, clothing, TV, Movies, baseball, and politics. Everywhere is America now.

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American men dress up as anime princesses and cut off their peepees. Japan won the culture war, hakujin.

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A slice of tomato with salt is fricking delicious. You are wrong.

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poutine looks like, smells like, and I assume tastes like dog vomit


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17334134537326243.webp

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It's literally just freedom fries tho.

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I’m begging you to try it. Quebec is the only place that any of the good parts of Canadian culture come from, and poutine is probably their best work.

t. Shameless poutinecel

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Maritimes and Newfoundland?

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Maritimes and Newfoundland’s only culture is unemployment

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Insulting the Brits and the Canucks. Shame on you all.

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Come visit me carp-san, we can get good poutine

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British sandwiches are almost always disappointing. Even if they have meat it's usually like one small slice. It's weird too because they have the ingredients... I used to live near a english pub that had cheap rasher, egg, and cheddar breakfast sandwiches during early morning premier league matches. Was great with some hp sauce.

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I've literally never heard of breakfast sandwiches before lmao. That honestly just sounds like a worse version of a full english breakfast

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They are great you should try them. The pub also had full English breakfasts if you wanted more. I worked at an Irish pub for a bit and used to love the black pudding.

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Black pudding is besting thing northen euros have made besides the spirits :marseycracka:

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Do you know what salads are you fat frick?

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British steakhouses are really nice :3 although the last one I went to was in New York so lol lmao

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:#marseyxdoubt:

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It's Hawksmoor in NYC :)https://www.hawksmoornyc.com/

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*sloice of tomah’a wiv sol’ on i’

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Remember, chud: Living in America is a miserable nightmare that we wouldn't wish on anyone, but also preventing people from immigrating here is fascism.

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Weird how the illegal immigrants always stop before making it to the utopia of Canada πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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To quote Uncle Ted, shitlibs hate America not because it is racist, sexist, misogynist, whatever, they hate it because it is successful. :marseydetective:

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It's the "Jews are so efficient and adapting that they've come to rule the world in mere 200 years against the harshest of odds - but akshually it's a BAD thing that they rule us!"

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It’s the greatest country in the history of the world for non-poorcels. Most redditors are poor.

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Your daddy did it before you :marseybong:

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Just illustrates the pernicious horrors of capitalism.

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News flash, a couple weeks is considered a very long wait time across most of the planet. Canada's an exception because our government is actively trying to dismantle our healthcare system. It didn't use to be this bad. The US is also an exception because you have the worst healthcare system on the planet.

lmao

It's funny, most of the actual Canadians I know IRL would eagerly move to the US if they could do so legally and easily.

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The US is also an exception because you have the worst healthcare system on the planet.

Ethiopia absolutely mogging US hospitals

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90+ nations around the world would execute half their citizens to have an open border with the US. Canada refuses one just because it would hurt their feelings

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The US is also an exception because you have the worst healthcare system on the planet.

Yea it’s stupid expensive but you still get taken care of. I’m sure that if I had my testicular torsion in Canada they would have advocated euthanasia and/or trainsing me.

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Every white collar Canadian I know wants to move to the US. They immediately get a 20% pay raise, housing costs are same/lower everywhere, food and gas are 10% cheaper, and if you make 150k you pay like 6k for healthcare but save 15-20k on taxes.

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It's funny, most of the actual Canadians I know IRL would eagerly move to the US if they could do so legally and easily.

U'd be a tard not to. Even the average wagie would make more when you factor in the lower tax rate and the exchange rate.

Not to mention the much stronger free speech, property and firearm ownership rights.

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Outside of the mutt frogs doing their own thing, did the rest of the leafs ever have their own culture?

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Trailer park boys; so dope, liquor, and grand larceny. Yep pure Canada right there

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That’s just appropriated US trailer trash culture

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WE PERFECTED IT U SHITBIRD

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Hardly :marseyeyeroll: you can’t even shoot your neighbors dog to steal copper pipe for meth smdh

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Yes of course. There was a big cultural argument in the 90s about Canadian schools no longer teaching Canadian history or culture. Since then, along with the globalization of the world and its proximity and ties to the hub of that globalization (USA), Canada has lost a lot of its unique flavour.

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They don’t learn their own history?

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Nope, not really. If they do now it's through the lens of evil colonialism lol.

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They don’t learn their own history?

No we 100% do. I remember taking those classes, but as far as I know the mandatory history classes end after the 1 or 2nd world war

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Same with the US at that point

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It's always been functionally identical to Minnesota. Biggest dif was the shift in politics after Canada got buck broken by the DEW line (diefenbaker was right) and now it's just red vs blue politics

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They still have a well defined culture of being butthurt fΔ…gΔ£ots

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First comment I saw:

>muh healthcare

>we don't like self defense unlike stupid amerikkkans

>no one fricking lives in our shithole country

>our climate is frozen shithole

>b-but Quebec!

>DUDE WEED

>muh diversity

>Stalin would be far right in Canada

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The most unique thing about leafs is that their natives are worse off than burger ones

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They do rama rama and it messes with their brains

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True. Native reserves in Canada resemble third world shit holes

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Have you been to a rez in America?

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Ew god no

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only the ones in the far north that are filled with drunks and subhuman admins (A while a go one literally refused free money to build a road what so people could leave the rez by car/foot on the grounds that once people left the rez they would never come back)

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:#marseysoypointgold:

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Quick run down on Gold Marsey.

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:#marseygolden2:THE SACRILIGIOUS GOLDEN CAT:#marseygolden2:

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It's got something like 0.01% chance of appearing. There's also the Glowing Marsey :#marseysoypointglow:

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Oh nice that it appeared for the day of the rake Marsey then.

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I got a glowing Marsey and the fricking automod deleted it because I was chudded and didn't TLM :marseyraging:

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Jej.

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I thought this was common knowledge for decades?

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Why did they make the Australian look like a currycel

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:marseyxd: what's this from?

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YIKES at that transphobic Aussi :marseytranspearlclutch:

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I've looked through the top replies and politics and the French are the only things that Canadians can use to differenciate themselves from hamplanets. WASP canadians are completely cucked by America. Sad!

>Welcome to the vast majority of the world today

>Exactly. America sort of has a cultural hegemony on the world today. My girlfriend lived most of her life in Japan and she always tells me new words etc, but what shocked me is how many English words they use. There’s a whole term for borrowed English words even. It’s called Wasei-Eigo

:marseycope: And before English loanwords became common, languages borrowed from French. What the frick is that supposed to prove? There is always a dominant language in the world (lingua franca), this is not a new thing. Despite that you can go between any two European or Asian countries and the diffrerences between cultures are striking and obvious to anyone. How much can leafs cope before they accept their status as inferior Amerilards?

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Cajuns are way more based anyway

Trans lives matter 6 feet under

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https://old.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/yhg6a2/canada_no_longer_has_a_distinctive_culture_its/iueb5hu/

:quote: oh yeah? we don't have any culture? BUT WHAT ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE? OR THAT WE HAVE LESS GUNS? WHAT ABOUT ALL OUR EMPTY SPACE!? WHAT ABOUT CANADIAN WEED?! CHECK MATE, CANADIST!!!! :quote:

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What did Enron do?

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This dumb leaf is just throwing around buzzwords since they have no culture.

Enron is legit the funniest thing to ever happen. Why there isnt a TV series about it I'll never know.

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The smartest men in the room is an incredible read. The doc is good but leaves a lot out

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It's truly a fantastic book. Andy Fastow is fricking hysterical. Skilling is a chad and him encouraging people to throw their retirements into Enron while it's about to fall apart :marseyxd:

Would be a prime black comedy

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Lou pai is the true king. Knocks up a stripper at the Colorado and gets divorced. Forced to liquidate his stocks making hundreds of million to be split between him and his wife. Ironically now owns a mountain in Colorado and married the former stripper from the Colorado

I have heard some great Enron stories from my dad and his golfing buddies since they were all in gas business at the time.

Enron use to take my dad on these insane hunting trips in south texas. I figured my dad was a customer of them, turns out my dad is selling product to them. So Enron is pissing money away taking a vendor out to drinking while blasting deer and dove. We are talking nicest ranches in south Texas trips, not half assed. My dad was long time industry guy but not someone that need buttering up. Just a small example of how r-slurred they got.

Also met the guy that brokered the Indian power plant deal that was a complete money pit. He was shorting Enron and telling everyone he knew to after his company sold that plant. He plays memorial park every day, owns a very nice house within walking distance

Or them just being Chad’s by shutting down power in Cali to drive up market price

Rich kinder was a complete badass and is more or less not in the documentary which is the biggest flaw of it. Enron is probably what kinder Morgan is today had he stuck around.

Not to completely dox myself but I went to school with of the names you’d know kid. In Spanish we had to read a bunch of questions in Spanish and get the answer from our partner. We both smoked weed together so we partnered up. My r-slurred butt asked β€œwhat does your father do?” In Spanish Cause I just read the paper without thinking. β€œWe can skip that one” was all I got back.

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Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him.

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dumb leaf is just throwing around buzzwords since they have no culture.

That obviously is a carryover from American culture, that wasn’t the leafs invention.

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THIS IS ALL TRUE AND IT'S BY DESIGN. THIS IS THE COUNTRY THAT CHAMPIONED MULTICULTURALISM, WHICH BASICALLY MEANS THE ONLY UNIFYING FACTOR BETWEEN CANADIANS IS THEIR PASSPORT.

trans lives matter

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There's also the fact that they're all amerikkka bashing predditors

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maple :marseyslime: syrup :marseysmug:

trans lives :marseykneel: matter :mlm:

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What are the upper North Americans complaining about today?

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BUT WHAT ABOOT THE TIM HORTON'S AND HOCKEY, EH?

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LOL illegitimate children. I love people who think marriage is some sort of requirement to have children and not just some archaic religious ceremony for sheep. I feel incredibly sorry for your wife and kids for having a shitbag bully for a father/wife. Guarantee you were a Trump supporter.

Snapshots:

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