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It's weird how America is the worst country according to reddit but we literally buck broke the entire planet π€π€π€π€π€
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I'll never forget my first time flying into London and the first food establishments I see are Burger King and McDonalds
Then I ate an an authentic british establishment and it all made sense. Burgers > slice of tomato with some salt on it
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A slice of tomato with salt is fricking delicious. You are wrong.
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poutine looks like, smells like, and I assume tastes like dog vomit
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Iβm begging you to try it. Quebec is the only place that any of the good parts of Canadian culture come from, and poutine is probably their best work.
t. Shameless poutinecel
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Maritimes and Newfoundland?
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Maritimes and Newfoundlandβs only culture is unemployment
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It's literally just freedom fries tho.
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Insulting the Brits and the Canucks. Shame on you all.
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Come visit me carp-san, we can get good poutine
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Japan kfc sells out of their Christmas fried chicken dinners every year
You can see the pyramids from a sit down pizza Hut in Egypt
After a visit to a Roman coliseum you can wash it down with a coke and big mac
America has culturemaxxd the world lmaooo
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I remember around the late 90s/early 2000s, the left was all spooked about globalization and turning the world into a big Walmart. There were articles in Time Magazine and shit. Boy did that sentiment get stamped out.
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Honestly, the best image of American succesful imperialism remains that one footage of 1995 post soviet Moscow, where the city looks like a warzone, and you see the camera moves past a miles-long bread line of russians waiting in -20 temperatures until the focus finally gets to the finish line: McDonalds.
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This is still the most utterly based example of American hegemony in history. Caesar, Ghenghis Khan, and Charlemagne would turn green with envy at the sight of our utter dominance.
We will destroy your empire
Our very existence is a rebuttal to all other systems and beliefs
Your faithful will worship in our temple of carbohydrates
We will build our works on top of the ruins of your great capitol
Your kings will kneel before our cheesy god
And you will eat the corn syrup
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Americans are like the most r-slurred successful conquerors and it makes just a little bit proud
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Loveably bumbling and buffooning into a happy ending
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National Lampoon Takes over The World (2023)
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https://slatestarcodex.com/2016/07/25/how-the-west-was-won/ though.
Having your civilization eaten first by the meanest demon you could summon is a dubious achievement, even if the demon the proceeded to wear its skin and eat other civilizations.
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All I'm hearing is that when it comes to demon summoning, America number one.
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christmas, of course, being a western
tradition, so doubly buck 
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Italy and Japan have really great food though. Not sure about the UK but it can't be worse than Amerifood.
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British food can be very good, if cooked well. It just tends to get over cooked and turn into brown and grey mushes. Think too liquidy mashed potatoes, vegetables boiled until they have no flavour, and unsalted, cooked dry meats.
Well prepared British foods let the ingredients do the talking instead of over-seasoning. Think roasts, still firm veggies on the side, stews that sort of thing. Actually very good.
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They do. A lot of countries have amazing food. But yet they'd rather sell out a kfc than make a traditional holiday meal
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Japan doesn't have a traditional Christmas meal, which is why it was so easy for KFC to convince them that fried chicken IS the traditional Christmas meal. They do have a traditional New Years meal that is still extremely popular though.
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Not to mention the music, clothing, TV, Movies, baseball, and politics. Everywhere is America now.
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American men dress up as anime princesses and cut off their peepees. Japan won the culture war, hakujin.
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British sandwiches are almost always disappointing. Even if they have meat it's usually like one small slice. It's weird too because they have the ingredients... I used to live near a english pub that had cheap rasher, egg, and cheddar breakfast sandwiches during early morning premier league matches. Was great with some hp sauce.
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I've literally never heard of breakfast sandwiches before lmao. That honestly just sounds like a worse version of a full english breakfast
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They are great you should try them. The pub also had full English breakfasts if you wanted more. I worked at an Irish pub for a bit and used to love the black pudding.
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Black pudding is besting thing northen euros have made besides the spirits
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Do you know what salads are you fat frick?
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British steakhouses are really nice :3 although the last one I went to was in New York so lol lmao
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It's Hawksmoor in NYC :)https://www.hawksmoornyc.com/
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*sloice of tomahβa wiv solβ on iβ
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Remember, chud: Living in America is a miserable nightmare that we wouldn't wish on anyone, but also preventing people from immigrating here is fascism.
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Weird how the illegal immigrants always stop before making it to the utopia of Canada π€π€π€π€
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To quote Uncle Ted, shitlibs hate America not because it is racist, sexist, misogynist, whatever, they hate it because it is successful.
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It's the "Jews are so efficient and adapting that they've come to rule the world in mere 200 years against the harshest of odds - but akshually it's a BAD thing that they rule us!"
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Itβs the greatest country in the history of the world for non-poorcels. Most redditors are poor.
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Your daddy did it before you
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Just illustrates the pernicious horrors of capitalism.
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