Good morning friends! Vetting is complete. Or complete enough. In the thumbnail image for this thread, you can see some of the Enhanced Vetting measures being taken by these generously compensated arbiters of truth. They also made a bot to verify you're not a darned dirty leaker. Was this human-robot alliance just what the gang needed to get the edge over http://rDrama.net?
Seb sure thinks so.
They're in a tizzy and they've been treading water after like 24 hours of screeching about how to keep me out, and our ridiculing their plan to contact advertisers made them see sense. Which is surprising, because Reddit has some really moralistic advertisers who would surely care a lot about all of this.
Anyway, nothing of substance to report today since they've become literally paralyzed with fear. Have some excerpts though -
Mr. Budy: one character is one byte. My "RAM" doesn't even notice you. It's like high school all over again except now you're being ignored by computers instead of women.
Thanks Seb! It's really not difficult though. Like you're super bad at this. It's more a testament to your incompetence than any skill on my end.
How's that working out bud? I bet the second tier, inner circle verification has me stymied though.
I literally spend maybe 10-15 minutes at most getting these. It's done at work, too, so I'm actually getting paid more for it than you do for moderating. Neat!
Therapy is for girls and gays. Yes.
Epstein did kill himself and this has been confirmed by the state and multiple medical examiners. Stop spreading dangerous misinformation.
Ok more to follow if and when they actually decide to do something again.
I love you 
.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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This is fricking hilarious. Are you hiding in the mop bucket? Are you a mop?
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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I'll personally triple his salary if he signs up here to do an AMA.
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An great and well deserved raise of 0.00$ to 0.00$ !
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they're actually talking about doing a jannie AMA now
maybe they can host it here once reddit fires them
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Jannie AMA, inshallah!
"So, what is your salary?"
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What if every question was a rephrasing of "How much money do you make doing it?"
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Plot twist: seb IS carp. 4D chess.
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At this point I wouldn't even be that surprised. I just watched The Usual Suspects again last night, Carp is Keyser Sรถze.
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