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Where I speak to Dr Oaken's first wife

It's me again. Daedalus. Founder and owner of Bardfinn lore. Curator of the Bardfinn archives. I bring you another round of dirty Bardfinn secrets. Took a while but she did take two months to reply to me. Some screenshots are out of order. Yeah I know, fake and homo etc can't please you all. Enjoy

Edit: Screenshot uploaded in link form. Sorry. I'll try edit this

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https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22Bardfinn%22,%22resultSize%22:100,%22query%22:%22Cruise%20ship%20raped%22}

In the middle of reading through this, but could you track down the 5'0" foid who "violently r*ped" him on a cruise ship? It's an interesting piece of the lore that I always struggle to place within the timeline as it's not one of his wives, but it's before he :marseytrain2:ed out.

Biggest revelation:

I have major depressive disorder, social anxiety, agoraphobia, and PTSD β€” all directly attributable to my r*pe and other violence I experienced from another woman, which triggered a complete breakdown. I retired five years ago when that happened β€” not because I was 6, but because I dissolve into a mass of twitches and dread at the thought of going out of my house.

This puts the r*pe and his "retirement" to around 2010. Also this tiny little foid has done more to torture and destroy Bardfinn than hundreds of dramatards and "identity extremist terrorists" over the years.

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Are you sure it's not another woman (male)?

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I won't know for sure until I contact his second wife

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Given the lies he's told it probably never happened. Even so how would he afford a cruise if he's lazy and hardly worked?

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Done a deep dive on this event and he seems to embellish some of it as time goes on and some of the details change. But it seems to have taken place in 2003 when he was still in work.

He also refers to his arrest in some of the comments, claiming he was a victim of abuse and his wife (second wife presumably) had bruised herself and then accused him of it. It was this second bout of abuse that sent him into a depression along with the r*pe.

Also, and this is brand new to me, he's Native American :marseyxd:

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Native american? Yet born on a military base in Europe to British and American parents?;

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Gotta have as many victim points as possible. I also like that the guy from Texas likes to use British spelling lol


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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There was that time he pretended to be British to recover from a grammatical mistake but it was a mistake in British English as well. Lmao what a loser.

https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/WTF/comments/615q4c/_/dfcv4at/#comment-info

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The cruise claim was one that I was interested in. His story is that he was invited on the cruise free by a GF because a family member (sister?) was getting married on the cruise. Steve claims that he did take a card that had money on it for drinks, etc... and that the GF spent all of the money on his card, then r*ped him in the cabin and then made him sleep outside the cabin on deck chairs for the rest of the cruise and threatened to claim that he r*ped her and hand him over to authorities in another country.

My translation of this is that he probably went on a cruise, got mad that the GF had spent some of the money on the card he took for that purpose, tried to get aggressive with her in the cabin...probably a, "If you are going to spend my money the least you can do is frick me the way I want to be fricked" and she threw him out of the cabin, but didn't want to make a scene because it was a wedding celebration.

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He said that the totally not a fetish fanfiction happened in 2003

Also

>because you're not a woman

:marseylaugh:

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Kind of shocking to see him straight up saying "I am a male" just a few years ago as well.

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I think he became a train around 2017-2018, kinda weird how that's when the last mention is

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Lmao just done some searching and somewhere during 2017 he goes through this whole "Oh honey :marseynails: oh sweaty, us women ..." phase.

Fricking bizarre to look back like this from "I, a 6'3" male" to "Oh sweaty us women deserve respect!" in the space of 6 months.

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Degenerate pornsick male :marseytrain2:s out :marseymanysuchcases: AGPcels keep losing

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R-slur gets fondled by women. Screams r*pe. Enters mental breakdown of the century via internet platform and agenda posting

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Best I can do is ask his second wife. Which will be after Christmas

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Yes please πŸ™

Timeline is unclear, but searching his Reddit Archives for "cruise" and "I was r*ped" gets some good insight. He's told the story multiple times and gone into how traumatised by it he was so hoping it's true.

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