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Boyfriend used the 'used car analogy' : TrueOffMyChest

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so many redditors :marseypearlclutch:ing and :marseyseethe:ing

Everyone here is going to cheer you on for sleeping around. They'll tell you it's your body, it's your choice, and while that's true you have to understand, every action has consequences. The vast majority of the people cheering you on aren't married, haven't had any real long term relationship, and probably never will.
These people will tell you your BF is a terrible person for having a preference. They'll tell you that your rather pathetic sounding male friends are right.
The question is, do you really want to be like these people?
I mean, let's be real. Your male friends seem like the kinds of people that would give that "it's her body, her choice" line when their gf cheats on them. Either that, or they're so scared of offending you that they'd never be honest.
The reality is that men care about how many men a woman has been with. The kind of men that don't care, most women don't want to begin with so why pay them any attention?
If your relationship works, then why let losers ruin a good thing?

Wow way to say you're an incel

:#soycry:

>i used the word incel therefore you're wrong

This is really interesting to me. My perception of the Dutch is that they are far more sexually liberal than Americans. Has Andrew Tate seeped into the Netherlands too?

lmao :marseyrentfree:

check her (i hope) post history

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Comparing a woman, a living breathing human being, with an inanimate object shows a serious lack of respect

This is one of those reddit opinions that someone has decided to be true for no reason at all. We compare humans to inatimate objects all the time.

Iron sharpens iron

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one,

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that’s not what a ship is for.

Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Empty bags can’t stand upright.

etc etc etc

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:chinese#nobleman: A ship in the harbor is safe, but that’s not what a ship is for.

:soyjak#hipster: Oh my god did you just compare me, a real living human being to a ship?

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I'm trying to think of all the common ways people are compared to inanimate objects, like being called a doormat

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It's m*n who get called doormats so it doesn't count

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I called a guy a mule once as a joke and he got offended cause mules are sterile. :marseywut2:

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It makes you wonder if he had something like a low sperm count he was secretly embarrassed about.

"You are a beast of burden!" :marseylaugh:

"I am not impotent!" :marseymad:

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:marseytrad::!marseytrad:

>shh here he comes…I’ve heard a rumour

>Becky on floor 3 says his bulge was massive the other day

>like a fricking donkey, girl!

:marseytrad::marseytrad::!soyjak:

>morning ladies

>heyyy papi, can I call you El Burro heehee

:!soycry: :marseytrad::!marseytrad:

>NOOO HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE VASECTOMY

>MY WIFE FORCED ME TO DO IT

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There was a hedgwik (iirc) comic that compared buying a used mattress (that someone had jizzed on), buying a used couch (ibid), and dating a non virgin. The difficulty being that people in fact do all three, even though the femoid is the only one the jizz actually comes out of.

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That face in the last panel always cracks me up

It's like πŸ€” but πŸ€” looks like it's skeptical whereas this one is like he's leaning towards it.

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Yeah, looks like it

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:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

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Who buys used mattresses

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You might give one away to your friend, idk

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i got one from a friend in college, but it was basically brand new and i just disinfected it. I also have waaaaaay lower standards for my mattresses than i do my girlfriends though.

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poorcels :marseypuke:

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>Used mattress

It's like you want bedbugs

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Joke's on them, I bought my couches from a lesbian couple.

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They squirted on it while scissoring

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More like they bled on it while fighting.

:marseyterfdomesticabuse:

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Thats what i meant

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Poors buy used, jizz-stained furniture. People don't. :marseypoor:

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