https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/zghzbw/boyfriend_used_the_used_car_analogy?sort=controversial
so many redditors ing and ing
Wow way to say you're an incel
lmao
check her (i hope) post history
so many redditors ing and ing
Wow way to say you're an incel
lmao
check her (i hope) post history
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This is one of those reddit opinions that someone has decided to be true for no reason at all. We compare humans to inatimate objects all the time.
Iron sharpens iron
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one,
A ship in the harbor is safe, but thatβs not what a ship is for.
Donβt judge a book by its cover.
Empty bags canβt stand upright.
etc etc etc
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There was a hedgwik (iirc) comic that compared buying a used mattress (that someone had jizzed on), buying a used couch (ibid), and dating a non virgin. The difficulty being that people in fact do all three, even though the femoid is the only one the jizz actually comes out of.
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Who buys used mattresses
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poorcels
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You might give one away to your friend, idk
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i got one from a friend in college, but it was basically brand new and i just disinfected it. I also have waaaaaay lower standards for my mattresses than i do my girlfriends though.
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You're probably thinking of this
https://i1.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/virginity-comic.png?fit=625%2C1215&ssl=1
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That face in the last panel always cracks me up
It's like π€ but π€ looks like it's skeptical whereas this one is like he's leaning towards it.
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Yeah, looks like it
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It's like you want bedbugs
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Joke's on them, I bought my couches from a lesbian couple.
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They squirted on it while scissoring
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More like they bled on it while fighting.
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Thats what i meant
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Poors buy used, jizz-stained furniture. People don't.
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A ship in the harbor is safe, but thatβs not what a ship is for.
Oh my god did you just compare me, a real living human being to a ship?
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I called a guy a mule once as a joke and he got offended cause mules are sterile.
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It makes you wonder if he had something like a low sperm count he was secretly embarrassed about.
"You are a beast of burden!"
"I am not impotent!"
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I'm trying to think of all the common ways people are compared to inanimate objects, like being called a doormat
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It's m*n who get called doormats so it doesn't count
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