EFFORTPOST Orange Father releases his MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT and fans are not pleased

https://x.com/lavern_spicer/status/1603422953483292672

He hyped this up yesterday with a short capeshit themed post so his followers have spent 24 breathless hours speculating what it could be about. Healthcare plan? 2024 running mate? The final and complete destruction of the deep state?

Negative Ghost rider, the holding pattern is full. It's $99 Trump themed NFT trading cards lmao

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The .losers aren't happy

This is fricking r-slurred

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I love Trump, and will support him until he stops fighting. But Americans are hurting, starving, rampant crime is harming our people, our wealth is being stripped, our livelihoods and businesses have been crushed. The best I can offer is a $100 Collect Trump Card 🖕🏻

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Now I’m embarrassed I scolded my husband this morning because he wasn’t excited about a big announcement.

Lol foids posting Ls

This is a joke right? Please tell me this is a joke!!!

Yes and it's frickin hilarious

@realdonaldtrump released his NFT collection and I bought one without thinking. Good lord we are so far from the bottom.

Are you though? Feels like you might be close

There's a lot more cope and seethe and predictions here.

rConservative isn't feeling the NFT card hype either

This is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. I hope one of the cards is of Trump jumping the shark.

The entire collection is “jumping the shark”

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Disclose.tv fans disclose their major disappointment

From Lavern again (she's really upset):

I love Trump but our country is being r*ped and pillaged. I need more than this from the leading Presidential candidate for 2024. Don’t play with our emotions.

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Wait…. So it’s a “Digital Trading Card” but you have a “limited supply”??

Supply and demand bby

Please tell me this is troll and the real major announcement will come later today.

Sorry Kittypoop, only the first part is true

I think he's trolling the media to prove he can get their attention, but this will be mocked (as usual) by them. Part of the game I guess.

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Super Alpha Male Nick Adams weighs in

Yes, I am purchasing the entire collection of President Trump’s digital trading cards.

No, I will not apologize for it.

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Only Nick could turn it back around on the leftoids so that they become the copers and the seethers

OH MY FRICKING GOD TRUMP'S MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IS DIGITAL TRADING CARDS FEATURING HIS OWN BIG DUMB STUPID PUMPKIN FACE and holy shit he's selling them for a hundred bucks I shit you not. I wish I was making this up. and the rubes are going to eat this shit right up

And only Jeff could make NFTs seem cool by comparison.

Announcement video

https://x.com/i/status/1603430436587421698

I am going to buy Shoe some Trump trading cards for Christmas

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BakedAlaska be like "I'm going to jail for this?!?

Wait hold up….. that MAJOR announcement we were all waiting for is literally Trump trading cards… 🤦🏼‍♂️

Meanwhile, Ye is preaching the Bible & defending J6 victims….. this is why Trump can’t win in 24.

Felineshit is coping hard:

My 3 guesses of Trump's big announcement today were ...

  1. Getting back on Twitter.
  1. Picked a VP.
  1. Leaving the worthless Republican Party to form a 3rd party- patriot party.

Introducing Donald Trump digital playing cards wasn't even on my bingo card. 😂

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Trump just became the first presidential candidate in American history to accept crypto for political donations. Many more will follow! #Dogecoin

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I literally predicted this lmao:

i can’t believe i’m going to jail for an nft salesman 😔


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LOL :marseyxd:

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4D chess, it simply means true patriots don't have to buy and Trump gets paid anyway!

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Centipedes... we were supposed to save the west...

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>miami dinner

>shows him in cowboy attire in the mid-west

:#tayhuh:

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I misread this as "catboy attire" :marseyxd:

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Now that would be worth $99

:#marseycatgirl:

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Stable Diffusioncels, get in here

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If I was at home I would. I spent Thanksgiving showing my elderly father how I could make Trump in to different anthropomorphic caricatures. Had the lewd hypernetworks turned off thankfully.

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HAD THE LEWD HYPERNETWORKS TURNED OFF THANKFULLY.

:#marseyplacenofun:

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They must be paying out the butt to license his name if he’s also promoting this trash.

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Sounds a bit late to cash out on nft grifting :marseysad::marseyitsover:

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They're not going to sell even one of these things. Do they think Trump's boomer audience is going to buy NFTs or even have the slightest idea what they are? My mom asked me about crypto like once ever and I just told her it's a scam and she should buy something else.

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Lmao yeah he will

They will probably get a few calls asking why their cards haven't come in the mail yet


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bro i have been 100% aware that crypto is a scam for years and i'm still not entirely ruling out buying one just for the sake of being a Trump NFT haver

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There is a YUGE subset of boomers getting manipulated into crypto pump n dumps by rightoid shysters.

Knew a guy who dumped his entire retirement plan into some magic beans pushed by some end times preacher

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There even is a raffle where you can win a dinner with him and other shit like that, so he probably gets 90% of the sales or something.

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if you buy 45 cards :marseygambling: it's a guaranteed dinner :marseyturkeyhappy:

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Bet you still have to pay for yourself

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Holy shit libtards better not find out they can blow $4500 and attend a dinner with trump to murder him.

Think about it what if a hundred liberals attended the dinner, theres no way to stop them all. All you would have to do is not talk about trans rights for a half hour

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If I won a dinner with Trump I'd give the honor to /u/pizzashill.

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I'd sell it to a boomer.

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>1 hour of golf

What a scam lmao that's like 3 holes

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Would you commit to spending 5 hours with the types of people who would win this shit?

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Absolutely. I'd love to listen to them babble for a few hours. Might be a little nerve-wracking turning my back on them if they have a club in their hands but what's life without a little danger?

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stop committing crimes sweaty :marseyworried:

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IM GONNA COOOOLLECTTTT

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The classic Trump business model. He sells the right to use his name and image to a grifter willing to pony up, and then avoids all responsibility for the inevitable fraud. See, Trump University, and countless dubious real estate projects.

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ok the elephant one kinda slaps

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there are more cards in this vid

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