EFFORTPOST Orange Father releases his MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT and fans are not pleased

https://x.com/lavern_spicer/status/1603422953483292672

He hyped this up yesterday with a short capeshit themed post so his followers have spent 24 breathless hours speculating what it could be about. Healthcare plan? 2024 running mate? The final and complete destruction of the deep state?

Negative Ghost rider, the holding pattern is full. It's $99 Trump themed NFT trading cards lmao

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The .losers aren't happy

This is fricking r-slurred

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I love Trump, and will support him until he stops fighting. But Americans are hurting, starving, rampant crime is harming our people, our wealth is being stripped, our livelihoods and businesses have been crushed. The best I can offer is a $100 Collect Trump Card 🖕🏻

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Now I’m embarrassed I scolded my husband this morning because he wasn’t excited about a big announcement.

Lol foids posting Ls

This is a joke right? Please tell me this is a joke!!!

Yes and it's frickin hilarious

@realdonaldtrump released his NFT collection and I bought one without thinking. Good lord we are so far from the bottom.

Are you though? Feels like you might be close

There's a lot more cope and seethe and predictions here.

rConservative isn't feeling the NFT card hype either

This is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. I hope one of the cards is of Trump jumping the shark.

The entire collection is “jumping the shark”

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Disclose.tv fans disclose their major disappointment

From Lavern again (she's really upset):

I love Trump but our country is being r*ped and pillaged. I need more than this from the leading Presidential candidate for 2024. Don’t play with our emotions.

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Wait…. So it’s a “Digital Trading Card” but you have a “limited supply”??

Supply and demand bby

Please tell me this is troll and the real major announcement will come later today.

Sorry Kittypoop, only the first part is true

I think he's trolling the media to prove he can get their attention, but this will be mocked (as usual) by them. Part of the game I guess.

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Super Alpha Male Nick Adams weighs in

Yes, I am purchasing the entire collection of President Trump’s digital trading cards.

No, I will not apologize for it.

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Only Nick could turn it back around on the leftoids so that they become the copers and the seethers

OH MY FRICKING GOD TRUMP'S MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IS DIGITAL TRADING CARDS FEATURING HIS OWN BIG DUMB STUPID PUMPKIN FACE and holy shit he's selling them for a hundred bucks I shit you not. I wish I was making this up. and the rubes are going to eat this shit right up

And only Jeff could make NFTs seem cool by comparison.

Announcement video

https://x.com/i/status/1603430436587421698

I am going to buy Shoe some Trump trading cards for Christmas

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BakedAlaska be like "I'm going to jail for this?!?

Wait hold up….. that MAJOR announcement we were all waiting for is literally Trump trading cards… 🤦🏼‍♂️

Meanwhile, Ye is preaching the Bible & defending J6 victims….. this is why Trump can’t win in 24.

Felineshit is coping hard:

My 3 guesses of Trump's big announcement today were ...

  1. Getting back on Twitter.
  1. Picked a VP.
  1. Leaving the worthless Republican Party to form a 3rd party- patriot party.

Introducing Donald Trump digital playing cards wasn't even on my bingo card. 😂

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Trump just became the first presidential candidate in American history to accept crypto for political donations. Many more will follow! #Dogecoin

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I literally predicted this lmao:

i can’t believe i’m going to jail for an nft salesman 😔


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This looks like bait

This looks EXACTLY like bait how the frick is this real

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Trump is a drama Chad. This is right in his wheel house.

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If he was doing this as part of some baitops it'd be fantastic, but I suspect he is 100% serious.

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He wanted leftoids to freak out about him announcing for president, and then baited them with these card releases. Were you not familiar with Trump pre 2016? He put out bait like this all time (and even when president he tweeted bait like everyday)

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He didn’t bait lefties lol. They’re still doing their victory laps after winning the red wave. Biden keeps winning without knowing where he is.

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I took a gander over at /r/politics and it seems Reddit NEETs still aren't over muh Russia interference and arent seething about it as much as I thought. Maybe Drumpf has lost his touch

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/zlw03w/comment/j07goa1/?context=3

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That’s Reddit though, not the American left. The American left seems to be honestly doing quite well. They win almost every contested election and they keep winning popular votes.

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Ever since the 1990s when leftoid brainwashing ratcheted up in colleges and the media, they’ve done ok (the USSR falling and rightoids not having a universally known example of the evils of big governemnt also helped a ton).

The leftoid coalition of low income BIPOCs and city crakkkas (many Redditors and Twitterati fall in this category) along with the high income whitoids/a few minorities is surprisingly tough to break apart. That’s where taking over colleges and so many institutions helps

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He wanted leftoids to freak out about him announcing for president, and then baited them with these card releases.

he already announced, like a week after the disastrous midterm results

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i thought he already announced he was running again?

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Has he announced that hes running in 24? I legit cant even remember, theres been so much sneeding about the possibility that i cant tell if it actully happened...

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That just makes it funnier. He's not in on the joke, or trying to troll. He's just s grade A moron

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Of course he's serious. He's trolling rightoids while making money.

These people think he's the second coming of Christ. They're seething, but they will still buy them.

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:#marseyagree:

He's finally about to finish his 4D chess match.

Q to ¥∆D4 checkmate.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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100% serious

Serious about getting that bag, kween :marseynails:

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Funniest president ever and it's not even close


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I just want him to restart tweeting

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Someone get Elon to merge truth and twitter :mars#eyhope:

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Tbh I could see TR selling trading cards of the animals he’s killed.

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LBJ?

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He was pretty funny too


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This is honestly pretty incredible even for him. The fricking balls on this guy.

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:#marseyhesright::#marseyhesright::#marseyhesright::#marseyhesright::#marseyhesright::#marseyhesright:

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He will always be the best shitposter of the century.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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Lmao, this is like Elon announcing a REAL crypto giveaway.

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This is why 2016-2020 internet was so fun. Please re elect him :marseybegging: let the good times commence again. I don't care about his politics or shit he was just so funny.

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Him as a senator wouldd be better than as a president, cmv

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it wouldn't be as funny, but it would be better for my blood pressure

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It would also last longer

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This looks EXACTLY like bait how the frick is this real

That was legit every single one of his tweets lmao. I love him so much bros

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One of us

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True, look at the website, if his account was hacked it would look the exact same way as this does.

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Its so terrible. I mean libshits are going to buy uo the trump cards and speculate on the price to rise its going to be fricking awful

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He's not going to win in 2024 -there's too many obstacles this time, Dems are not gonna slip up again like 2016. This is a way to keep the money flowing in.

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