Reported by:

Carptep’s official anime review #1: RWBY

As Carp I have inherited the official duty of having to watch Groomine, and so I present to to you carpathianhotep’s official review of RWBY.

What can I say about RWBY other than it ruined this country. I’m not saying it was super bad, or the sole reason we have a bunch of :marseytrain2:’s running around, but this show is like the Anime community’s version of the Rosetta Stone. It transcribed all the tropes of groomime into their pallatable culure.

![](/images/16753515656860566.webp)

Now neighbors will say :marseyweeb: “B-But Carptep! Avatar: The Last Airbender, and The Legend of Korra were the REAL first american animes!!1!” And to those neighbors I say no. The only thing Avatar had in common with anime is the art style. TLA had a real plot and was entertaining. :marseycope: Korra was fricking horrible, but it was the American kind of horrible where the put a BIPOC on the screen with a personality made if sandpaper. :marseyrage: They keep making that stupid bitchy quirky ambiguous brown woman korra type character to this day!

![](/images/16753515627624154.webp)

Oh yeah back to reviewing RWBY

The Setting

RWBY takes place in europe before they started letting in refugees. It is pretty nice. Really Speaks to the soul of all those Parisaboos and other japanese people that overhype/romanticize everything about a place before visiting it for themselves. :marseyneat: :marseydeux: :marseyguillotine: Once those neighbors comeback from their visit they commit suicide from all the disappointment. :marseyrope: But if they visited the RWBY world maybe things would be different?

![](https://media.tenor.com/YhDctBe4dAsAAAAC/dave-chappelle-nigga.gif)

The Characters

You got RWBY the leader, and the name of the show! :marsoyhype: you got yang, Ruby’s blonde older sister. You got Blake, SPOILERS :marseyhappening: the cat girl. :marseyhappening: SPOILERS Finally you got Weiss. Whoever named them did a good job because their names really reflect themselves as characters.

Ruby :equals2: @Red

Yang :equals2: @yellow

Blake :equals2: @Black

Weiss :equals2: whiny b-word :marseyunamused:

All the other characters are superfluous :tayshrug:

The Plot

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The plot is you got chicks running around in tiny skirts punching and killing shit while doing flips and killing giants and psychopaths are involved, and it all went to shit with everything else connected to Roosterteeth.

The Action

Genuinely pretty mf good. :marseyagreefast: I think they had that guy who did all the fights from RvB making the action, and if I ever make something like RWBY I’ll be sure to steal the shotgun gauntlets for myself. :marseybipocmerchant:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/a/af/Yang_Punch_%28RWBY%29.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160314041700

Conclusion

“Durr ughh carptep did you even watch RWBY???” :marseyakshually: and those neighbors I once again say, no. :marseydisagree: i saw bits and pieces of it here and there, but mostly shit loads of admittedly high quality hentai on ifunny. :marseycontemplate: Tbh I’m too old to watch it now, the series is too old, most highschool age shit on on T.V annoys the piss out of me. :marseywall: I’ll just accept I missed out and I’m not going back to watch it. I genuinely heard it falls off anyway after a couple seasons. Anyways that’s the review! :marseyparty:

OK bye bye

:mars#eywave3:

![](/images/16753515655081584.webp)

93
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>I’ll just accept I missed out

The frick you miss out on? Neighbor we told you the series is hot garbage

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I figured there be people in here telling me it was good so I’d watch it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Tell me who they are.

Names

Addresses

I just want to talk to them.

I just want to talk

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This is fake news i wanted you to watch because it starts off cheesy (1-3) and then the quality nosedives (4-5) and they pretend to have learnt their lesson and it becomes almost watchable if you deliberately give it every single chance to prove itself and tell yourself that it will just keep getting better (6-7) then it somehow nosedives again (8) and that is very very funny

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I hope you’re talking about episodes and not seasons.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No im talking about seasons lol. I lurked rwby discussion forums and watched a few rwby youtubers and the agonized cries of the fans as they realise its somehow still getting worse was some of the funniest shit i had ever seen. I wish i knew of dramaculture back then so i could have posted it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They made 8 seasons of this? How?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hmmm i wonder where the appeal comes from :marseyhmmm: a real thinker

![](/images/16753581903925502.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Neighbor there’s no way in heck I’m watching 8 seasons of fricking RWBY you are out of your mind.

I kinda remember laughing at rwbycels wishing their show would stop sucking, but I have since then learned that consoomers will never truly stop consoomung.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

But its soooo funny. It just keeps getting worse. It just.... keeps getting worse. When you watch season 2 and you realise the entire season was a shaggy dog story, you are watching what current rwbycels look back fondly on.... it just gets.....worse

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>quality nosedives

From 1/10 to 0/10

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseywave2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseyropeyourself:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

![](/images/16753539372183917.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseywut2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

What sort of car do you think I found this on?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Modded Honda Civic in a primarily Latinx neighborhood

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Why would you do this? :soycry:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

who told you rwby was good?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If you saw even a single clip from that shit and thought it had any redeemable features at all you're beyond saving

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.



Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.