As Carp I have inherited the official duty of having to watch Groomine, and so I present to to you carpathianhotep’s official review of RWBY.
What can I say about RWBY other than it ruined this country. I’m not saying it was super bad, or the sole reason we have a bunch of 
’s running around, but this show is like the Anime community’s version of the Rosetta Stone. It transcribed all the tropes of groomime into their pallatable culure.
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Now neighbors will say 
“B-But Carptep! Avatar: The Last Airbender, and The Legend of Korra were the REAL first american animes!!1!” And to those neighbors I say no. The only thing Avatar had in common with anime is the art style. TLA had a real plot and was entertaining. 
Korra was fricking horrible, but it was the American kind of horrible where the put a BIPOC on the screen with a personality made if sandpaper. 
They keep making that stupid bitchy quirky ambiguous brown woman korra type character to this day!
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Oh yeah back to reviewing RWBY
The Setting
RWBY takes place in europe before they started letting in refugees. It is pretty nice. Really Speaks to the soul of all those Parisaboos and other japanese people that overhype/romanticize everything about a place before visiting it for themselves. 
Once those neighbors comeback from their visit they commit suicide from all the disappointment. 
But if they visited the RWBY world maybe things would be different?
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The Characters
You got RWBY the leader, and the name of the show! 
you got yang, Ruby’s blonde older sister. You got Blake, SPOILERS 
SPOILERS Finally you got Weiss. Whoever named them did a good job because their names really reflect themselves as characters.
Ruby 
@Red
Yang @yellow
Blake @Black
Weiss whiny b-word 
All the other characters are superfluous 
The Plot
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The plot is you got chicks running around in tiny skirts punching and killing shit while doing flips and killing giants and psychopaths are involved, and it all went to shit with everything else connected to Roosterteeth.
The Action
Genuinely pretty mf good. 
I think they had that guy who did all the fights from RvB making the action, and if I ever make something like RWBY I’ll be sure to steal the shotgun gauntlets for myself. 
Conclusion
“Durr ughh carptep did you even watch RWBY???” 
and those neighbors I once again say, no. 
i saw bits and pieces of it here and there, but mostly shit loads of admittedly high quality hentai on ifunny. 
Tbh I’m too old to watch it now, the series is too old, most highschool age shit on on T.V annoys the piss out of me. 
I’ll just accept I missed out and I’m not going back to watch it. I genuinely heard it falls off anyway after a couple seasons. Anyways that’s the review! 
OK bye bye
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Watch this anime
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It's no coincidence race relations in this country were at their highpoint when the boondocks was on the air.
A show that could appeal to chuds and shitlibs in equal measure.
I fricking kneel Aaron
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He’s a whiny b-word though
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Without evidence I'm assuming he hates the fact he made a show that chuds can laugh along with. Doesn't change what I said however
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Mr. McGruder is a dramanaut at heart
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I have neighbor moments with myself in the mirror all the time
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Top tier show tbh.
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The girls are all cute and I would have s*x with them
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At the end of the day that’s all that matters.
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Cute girls doing cute things will always be popular. See Wednesday.
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I’d stomp the shit out of that dumb b-word
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With your peepee
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They're 17 you sick frick
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Rwby is 15, so not yet past the wall.
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Old meme, you should keep yourself safe NOW
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frick you
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And it's the only reason to watch anime
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You wouldn’t as they are cartoons
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RQBY is a shit anime that may as well be cancelled because the company that runs it is 90% podcast. The drama that came from it was good when they had an animation team though
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RQBY = Raunchy Queer Boy Yaoi
I think you watched the wrong anime
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Glow!
!slots250
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!slots250
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My goomble powers were purposely nerfed
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The frick you miss out on? Neighbor we told you the series is hot garbage
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I figured there be people in here telling me it was good so I’d watch it
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Tell me who they are.
Names
Addresses
I just want to talk to them.
I just want to talk
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This is fake news i wanted you to watch because it starts off cheesy (1-3) and then the quality nosedives (4-5) and they pretend to have learnt their lesson and it becomes almost watchable if you deliberately give it every single chance to prove itself and tell yourself that it will just keep getting better (6-7) then it somehow nosedives again (8) and that is very very funny
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I hope you’re talking about episodes and not seasons.
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No im talking about seasons lol. I lurked rwby discussion forums and watched a few rwby youtubers and the agonized cries of the fans as they realise its somehow still getting worse was some of the funniest shit i had ever seen. I wish i knew of dramaculture back then so i could have posted it.
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Neighbor there’s no way in heck I’m watching 8 seasons of fricking RWBY you are out of your mind.
I kinda remember laughing at rwbycels wishing their show would stop sucking, but I have since then learned that consoomers will never truly stop consoomung.
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But its soooo funny. It just keeps getting worse. It just.... keeps getting worse. When you watch season 2 and you realise the entire season was a shaggy dog story, you are watching what current rwbycels look back fondly on.... it just gets.....worse
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They made 8 seasons of this? How?
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Hmmm i wonder where the appeal comes from
a real thinker
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From 1/10 to 0/10
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What sort of car do you think I found this on?
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Modded Honda Civic in a primarily Latinx neighborhood
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Why would you do this?
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who told you rwby was good?
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If you saw even a single clip from that shit and thought it had any redeemable features at all you're beyond saving
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kill ALL weebs
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I only seen 1 clip of this. The main characters voice actress sounds so fat
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Didnt read but its shit
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I feel so valid
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Do a review of the Sal game (Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea) it's very good.
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Ngl I like the carptep gimmick 😍😍.
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Carp would never post such garbage. You're a cheap imitation of a fart from a carp hater
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Carp would always post such gems. I am an expensive genuine breath of fresh air from a carp lover
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NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REPHRASE WHAT I SAID IN SUPPORT OF YOU NOOOOOO
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Don’t worry I got you!
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So you admit to not being carp?
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I'm so disappointed in you, Hotep-Carp, not only that you go to ifunny, you search fricking PORN on ifunny.
And RWBY is anime version of globohomo art.
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Nah neighbor that shit was years ago, and i did not have to search for it. That shit was thrust upon me and infested collective like crack in black neighborhoods.
Nearly as bad as Overwatch porn
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Shit art style (seriously) and still gets tons of porn made. Will the
be stopped?
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EVERY 👏🏼 SINGLE 👏🏼 ANIME 👏🏼 CHARACTER 👏🏼 EVER 👏🏼 MADE 👏🏼 LOOKS 👏🏼 EXACTLY 👏🏼 LIKE 👏🏼 ASTRO BOY 👏🏼
I swear you do this weeb shit just to piss us normal people off....
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U r nugor
RWBY is not an anime
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lol WRONG
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i only like my girl weiss and the songs, i didnt watch it whole tho i fricking hate how the characters are mmd models
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disappointed in you
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come on she is cute
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I couldn’t make it 10 minutes into this one. The shitty PS2 cutscene style animation where the characters are literally clipping through bits of the environment at certain points was insurmountable for me.
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I rememeber watching the first episode on youtube
A generic Avatar-esq intro about the world and our first scene is basically the protagonist is a 90lb girl that can overpower a squad of grown men. Nothing through the scene gives me any tension or uncertainty for the protagonist. I am absolutely bored. I dont even know why the bad guy is shaking down some store when he has a hover airplane or something. Shouldn't that be small time for you or some shit? Oh look he was going to throw another crystal bomb thing that I'm sure our hero would have shaken off, but they were saved by the stern and sexy anime woman typecast who then totally fricks up his airship. Now there is some godly anime fight. This is the kind of shit that inspires cringe-rp in chat rooms.
Its thanks to RWBY scythe weapons are twice the cringe in rpgs.
And gotta thank rwby for starting the weird psychological phenomina where all 16-20 something boys want to be the girl protagonist because they literally have nothing else going for them in their lives.
Holy frick why is this a thing and why was it so infectious? Autism can't be the answer because not every neurodivergent is susceptible to this garbage.
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This is a really long way of saying you don't frick.
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it isn't the same
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Yea he was the show’s creator. He’s dead now.
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If I wanted to watch an "anime inspired" American show I would just watch The Boondocks.
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Carp watches anime?
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Post to /r/rwby /r/rwbycritics /r/fnki NOW
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Cmon please at least do a playbyplay. Ill follow you if you do (the real carp would never resist that)
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The real carp and the last guy would most certainly resist that.
I ain’t watching that shit
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Ok you’re not really carp then
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He's referring to himself in third person you dumb b-word, what is wrong with you?
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He’s not watching RWBY, so he’s not doing what carp would have done therefore he’s not actually carp.
Get owned chud
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He did a full pbp rwby review for the first 2 episodes and promised me he would continue, but then you r-slurs bullied him out of the site for doing literally nothing (or maybe something idk i didnt keep up with the gay metadrama)
You are a great satan and a deciever
#notmycarp
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carp apologist
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Never heard of this but looks like shit
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Nice effort post King
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Thanks king
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Carp always hated anime 😢
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bb what do u watch?
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Not much tbh. Movies with fam sometimes. I have a long list of kino and books I keep procrastinating from with bullshit
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The new carp is a weeb...
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Yeah I remember when old carp got all teary eyed (she used to like me) when I vouched for my fellow anime enjoyers and gave me the weeb badge.
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Well shit if I can get a cool badge out of it maybe I'll watch an anime and post about it after all
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When you do, @ me
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Old Carp hated anime...
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Which is why he’s underqualified for carp reviews.
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My argument is similar in the sense that schools aren't gun free but Gatling gun free.
Snapshots:
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/a/af/Yang_Punch_%28RWBY%29.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160314041700:
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Carp is back. I’m right here.
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