As Carp I have inherited the official duty of having to watch Groomine, and so I present to to you carpathianhotep’s official review of RWBY.

What can I say about RWBY other than it ruined this country. I’m not saying it was super bad, or the sole reason we have a bunch of ’s running around, but this show is like the Anime community’s version of the Rosetta Stone. It transcribed all the tropes of groomime into their pallatable culure.

Now neighbors will say “B-But Carptep! Avatar: The Last Airbender, and The Legend of Korra were the REAL first american animes!!1!” And to those neighbors I say no. The only thing Avatar had in common with anime is the art style. TLA had a real plot and was entertaining. Korra was fricking horrible, but it was the American kind of horrible where the put a BIPOC on the screen with a personality made if sandpaper. They keep making that stupid bitchy quirky ambiguous brown woman korra type character to this day!

Oh yeah back to reviewing RWBY

The Setting

RWBY takes place in europe before they started letting in refugees. It is pretty nice. Really Speaks to the soul of all those Parisaboos and other japanese people that overhype/romanticize everything about a place before visiting it for themselves. Once those neighbors comeback from their visit they commit suicide from all the disappointment. But if they visited the RWBY world maybe things would be different?

The Characters

You got RWBY the leader, and the name of the show! you got yang, Ruby’s blonde older sister. You got Blake, SPOILERS the cat girl. SPOILERS Finally you got Weiss. Whoever named them did a good job because their names really reflect themselves as characters.

Ruby @Red

Yang @yellow

Blake @Black

Weiss whiny b-word

All the other characters are superfluous

The Plot

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The plot is you got chicks running around in tiny skirts punching and killing shit while doing flips and killing giants and psychopaths are involved, and it all went to shit with everything else connected to Roosterteeth.

The Action

Genuinely pretty mf good. I think they had that guy who did all the fights from RvB making the action, and if I ever make something like RWBY I’ll be sure to steal the shotgun gauntlets for myself.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/a/af/Yang_Punch_%28RWBY%29.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160314041700

Conclusion

“Durr ughh carptep did you even watch RWBY???” and those neighbors I once again say, no. i saw bits and pieces of it here and there, but mostly shit loads of admittedly high quality hentai on ifunny. Tbh I’m too old to watch it now, the series is too old, most highschool age shit on on T.V annoys the piss out of me. I’ll just accept I missed out and I’m not going back to watch it. I genuinely heard it falls off anyway after a couple seasons. Anyways that’s the review!

OK bye bye