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A REDDIT ARGUMENT IN REAL LIFE!:marseygrass::soyreddit: a literal Soyjak:soyjak:has a manchild tantrum:soyjaktantrum:in public because Pro-Lifecels:marseygilead::marseypastor:do a TikTok:zoomersoy::marseyneat::soyjaktantrum:of them pwning the cringe libtard soyboy:soyjakhipster:with FACTS and LOGIC:marseyshapiro:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/111e2qy/grown_man_wearing_a_tmnt_shirt_makes_a_compelling

								

								

No really, when I mean "Soyjak" I literally fricking mean it!:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

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>Capeshit shirt? ✔️ :marseydisney:

>Capeshit tattoo? ✔️:marsey69::soyconsoomer:

>Balding? ✔️:chadsoylent:

>Glasses? ✔️:marseysoylentgrin:

>Shitty beard? ✔️:marsoyhype:

>Fat? ✔️:marseyautismchonker:

>Male feminist reddit/twitter buzzwords and empty threats? ✔️:marseypussyhat:

>Throws a tantrum when he realizes in real life he can't ban people who disagree with him? ✔️:soyjaktantrum::!marseyjannymini::boomermonster::marseyjannymini:

>Opens his fear grimace mouth sticking his tongue out and does r-slur noises in an ill-fated attempt to scare the chuds away? ✔️:marseyretard2::marseygorilla:

>:soyjakyell::I'M READY TO FRICKING KNOCK YOU OUT! (nibba I don't think you can knock out a 90 year old grandma.....)

>:soyreddit::The arguments have been made, you just don't care, because you wanna virtue signal to the FRICKIN' CONSERVATIVES LIKE A FRICKIN' C*NT!:soyjaktantrum:

>:marseyshapiro::Why are you pro-choice?

>:soyjak::Umm... because this world is better off with a lot of these kids not being born:sciencejak::marseybabykiller:

>:marseyshapiro::So eliminating children is your solution?:marseyoppenheimer::marseybabykiller:

>:soyjak::Yeah-I mean... if I could, I'd eliminate you!:marseyfedpostyes:

>:marseyshapiro::Yeah I know you would, but you can't.:badass:

>:marseyshapiro::But I guess my question is for you, what makes you have such a murderous heart that you would think killing people is it-.... it makes the world better?

>:marseyshapiro::How do you decide which humans we kill? (i.e. :chudsey:)

>:soyjak::............they're not human.:sciencejak:

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There is a reason why stereotypes exist :marseyxd: I wonder what his reddit account might be:marseyhmm:

Anyways, how are the rightoids of the sub taking this?:marseyhmmm:

/u/frickitweredoingitliv:

Adults can't wear Ninja turtle shirts now? :soyjak::chadno:

/u/Confident_Chain_7048:

they can, but people are going think you're creepy and weird. Like who is trying to impress, kids? :marseygroomer2:

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/peter-pan-syndrome/:marsoy:

/u/Owain451:

Maybe it's just a t-shirt and they're low on laundry one day? Your train of thought is creepy. Like why does your mind go there? :marseycope:

/u/Confident_Chain_7048:

I mean the guy has Ninja turtle tattoo too, so I assume he has never grown up and that's why hes wearing that T-shirt. :marseythonk:

/u/Owain451:

Dude it's a tattoo and a t-shift. Calm down. :marseyseethe:

/u/dumbleclouds:

You spending so much time on r/conservative makes you quite creepy too you know :soyjakanimeglasses:

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/u/Poon_tangclan:

That tattoo goes kinda hard tho not gonna lie :zoomersoy:

/u/mrarbitersir:

So somebody wearing a shirt of a cartoon they watched as a kid is suddenly a libertarian? :marseyyesandno:

Frick man, that’s a long string to tie from one to the other. :marsoy2:

/u/Confident_Chain_7048:

A man child in a TMNT shirt, classic. :marseydisney::soyconsoomer:

/u/Ebe5:

You can tell he’s a rude dude with that Raphael Tattoo. :marsey69:

/u/somec*ntfromnew:

who is this guy trying to fool? you're george costanza in a ninja turtles shirt, mate. you're not intimidating anybody, ever. :marseyseethe::chadsoylent:

/u/AndroidCovenant:

I don't get it. Who doesn't like the ninja turtles?? :soyjakhipster:

/u/luckygiraffe:

Shredder, for one :soysnoo:

/u/WHAMMYPAN:

Nothing says “tough guy” like a TMNT shirt and homemade tattoo.https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/301/306/4b4.jpg

/u/athanc:

There’s nothing wrong with either of those things. His appearance has nothing to do with any of this, nor should it. His poor argument and trash attitude, on the other hand, is all that needs to be focused on. :soyreddit:

Hmmm let us see what the redditor of 12 years who writes this looks like! :marseythonk:

https://www.reddit.com/user/athanc/submitted/?sort=top

He is a Canadian obsessed with a MySpace-era emo band and Ghost BC action figures and cosplays :marseymanysuchcases:

He links various videos to his YouTube channel where he plays bass (:marseydicklet:):

https://youtube.com/channel/UCKsprh69QQfrbTlIUJ7qhgg

His YouTube profile avatar is:

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:#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:

THE SOY PROTECTS HIS OWN KIND, CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP:#marseyprojection:

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People noticing the TMNT shirt but chad could easily pull that off. The real problem is the backpack imo. Past 22 you have to trade it in for briefcase. Sorry that's the rules.

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no one but gigachad can pull off a TMNT shirt with a briefcase

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I'm struggling to even form the vision in my mind.

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Can you visualise an apple?

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Yeah im thinking of one of those that is green and red at the same time in that weird way

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kek

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Hold on let me start up ms paint

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done king

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it's like a fedora and cargo shorts

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I love cargo shorts and pants

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You wear shorts and pants at the same time?

God what a chad.

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:#marseymayo:

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:#chadsoylent:

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How am i supposed to fit all my work stuff and edc ar15 in a briefcase?

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chop the barrel down :marseytrollgun:

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:#marseyfedpostyes:

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Low effort compared to :#marseyfedposthmmm:

:#marseypainter:s need to do better :#marseyindignant:

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:#marseyfedpostglow:

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Or remove the stock

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*remove the brace :marseythumbsup:

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Remove the gun safety

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You are a homework-doing, "pick me teacher," nerd if you carry a briefcase. Even lawyers in 2023 don't need them.

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It's a less straggy way to carry a laptop. Cute twink.

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go sharpen your #2 pencils

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Lawlz in a decade

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Tech people seem to overwhelmingly go for backpacks and man purses, maybe its the laptops?

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Not much to carry other than laptop and laptop accessories. Briefcase is just overkill since most tech work never touches paper.

I dont get manpurses though.

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I get the manpurses cuz I hate having tons of shit stuffed in my pockets but I'll never use them anyway.

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Trans lives matter

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God the tacticool versions of casual stuff are so cringe. Reminds me of those baby carriers that look like bulletproof vests, how much of an insecure cute twink can one be?

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Lol gay

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You're gay, and if @PillsburyDoughboy wasn't chudded, @PillsburyDoughboy would put that in all caps. Trans Lives matter

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It's because I also have my gym clothes for after work. These gains don't just happen.

Soys use the man purse things

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t.woman

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Briefcases are horribly unergonomic. They're not suited for being out and about. So it's reasonable to not wear one. Yes I know, the looks. Meanwhile the best briefcases are probably pilot cases. Pilots need lots of space for random personal stuff.

Combining these two: Outfit should be either TMNT shirt w/ respectable briefcase OR Pilot suit w/backpack.

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At least go LARPerator and buy an "3 day assault pack"

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5.11 Rush 24

I don't need anything else

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What are you poor?

I use a Goruck gr1 for rucking and casual gear and an ALICE pack for when I need more support

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Frick you I wear a backpack to hunt and fish

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I do not mind the shirt and his backpack I just hate that monkey behaviour tbh

real gigachad would give them a "pathetic" look or ignore them altogether

not acknowledging someone's existence is too sexy of a power move to me

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Professionals camp in suit and tie

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Backpacks are acceptable when traveling

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Reminds me of the people past 20 wearing cargo pants, makes me cringe so hard

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I do not mind the tmnt shirt neither the backpack, it's the disgusting monkey behaviour that does :marseysick: it for me.

real chads do not go outside but send servants to control the public and if they do then they ignore such people and merely cast a condescending look on them.

Not acknowledging someone's existence even if they cry, shout, seethe at you is too much sexiness

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Nothing says “tough guy” like a TMNT shirt and homemade tattoo.

There’s nothing wrong with either of those things. His appearance has nothing to do with any of this, nor should it. His poor argument and trash attitude, on the other hand, is all that needs to be focused on.

:marseyseethe::ragemask::marseychudrentfree:

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Hmmm let us see what the redditor of 12 years who writes this looks like! :marseythonk:

https://www.reddit.com/user/athanc/submitted/?sort=top

He is a Canadian obsessed with a MySpace-era emo band and Ghost BC action figures and cosplays :marseymanysuchcases:

He links various videos to his YouTube channel where he plays bass (:marseydicklet:):

https://youtube.com/channel/UCKsprh69QQfrbTlIUJ7qhgg

His YouTube profile avatar is:

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:#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd: @X (formerly chiobu)

THE SOY PROTECTS HIS OWN KIND, CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP:#marseyprojection:

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LMAO I AM DYING LAUGHING HERE :marseyemojiro#fl:

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:#marseymanysuchcases:

lmao this IG video of his is pretty funny if he did it ironically @BWC

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THAT SOLO WENT PRETTY HARD, BUT THAT SINGING :#marseyeyeroll:

Trans lives matter. Base player lives do not.

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Emo killed a whole generation

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Emos didn't die, they just reincarnated as the genderspecials and enbies of the current year :marseysigh:

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What if I like collecting comics, but I still crack skulls on the weekend?

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What if I like collecting comics

I really depends the what comics you like :marseyshrug:

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It really doesnt.

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THERE'S ZERO CORRELATION

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Latest graduate of the Moviebob school of eugenics

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Isn't MovieBlob a 40-year-old virgin and diabetic? :#marseymanysuchcases:

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:mars#eysoypointgold:

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There's no way he's diabetic, he eats very normal sized meals.

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Extra normal sized

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:marseysoypointgold:

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:#marseysoypointgold:

TRANS LIVES MATTER ALMOST AS MUCH AS A GOLDEN MARSEY

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#bobmob checkin in.

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Another reason why being a Muslim Chad is the way to go this soygot would never talk to a member of the Ummah in such a way because he knows we might actually Minecraft him

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Jesus, half those words definietly signal that you should stay offline.

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He should log off. From life. :marseyropeyourself:

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>muslim

>chad

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT/giphy.webp)Muzzrats chimp over the most milk™toast shit imaginable lmao pls. Even worse than redditors

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Mfw abortion is rarely legal outside christian nations

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>bad faith self defense to good faith assault after someone asks a question

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anime, jeopardy, and s*x

You forgot to point out psychology and politics

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I don't get it. Who doesn't like the ninja turtles??

Shredder, for one

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would he also kill his wife's boyfriend's mixed children

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Factcheck: This claim has been classified as misogynistic.

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smart. he doesn't get to control women's bodies. so he shuts up and listens.

where is my mind in asking that?

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