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do a TikTok
with FACTS and LOGICNo really, when I mean "Soyjak" I literally fricking mean it!
:I'M READY TO FRICKING KNOCK YOU OUT! (nibba I don't think you can knock out a 90 year old grandma.....)
:The arguments have been made, you just don't care, because you wanna virtue signal to the FRICKIN' CONSERVATIVES LIKE A FRICKIN' C*NT!
:Why are you pro-choice?
:Umm... because this world is better off with a lot of these kids not being born
:So eliminating children is your solution?
:Yeah-I mean... if I could, I'd eliminate you!
:Yeah I know you would, but you can't.
:But I guess my question is for you, what makes you have such a murderous heart that you would think killing people is it-.... it makes the world better?
:How do you decide which humans we kill? (i.e. 
)
:............they're not human.
There is a reason why stereotypes exist I wonder what his reddit account might be
Anyways, how are the rightoids of the sub taking this?
they can, but people are going think you're creepy and weird. Like who is trying to impress, kids?
You spending so much time on r/conservative makes you quite creepy too you know
So somebody wearing a shirt of a cartoon they watched as a kid is suddenly a libertarian?
Frick man, thatβs a long string to tie from one to the other.
Nothing says βtough guyβ like a TMNT shirt and homemade tattoo.
Hmmm let us see what the redditor of 12 years who writes this looks like! 
https://www.reddit.com/user/athanc/submitted/?sort=top
He is a Canadian obsessed with a MySpace-era emo band and Ghost BC action figures and cosplays 
He links various videos to his YouTube channel where he plays bass (
):
https://youtube.com/channel/UCKsprh69QQfrbTlIUJ7qhgg
His YouTube profile avatar is:
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People noticing the TMNT shirt but chad could easily pull that off. The real problem is the backpack imo. Past 22 you have to trade it in for briefcase. Sorry that's the rules.
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Frick you I wear a backpack to hunt and fish
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no one but gigachad can pull off a TMNT shirt with a briefcase
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I'm struggling to even form the vision in my mind.
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Can you visualise an apple?
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Yeah im thinking of one of those that is green and red at the same time in that weird way
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kek
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Hold on let me start up ms paint
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done king
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it's like a fedora and cargo shorts
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I love cargo shorts and pants
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You wear shorts and pants at the same time?
God what a chad.
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How am i supposed to fit all my work stuff and edc ar15 in a briefcase?
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chop the barrel down
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Low effort compared to
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Or remove the stock
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*remove the brace
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Remove the gun safety
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You are a homework-doing, "pick me teacher," nerd if you carry a briefcase. Even lawyers in 2023 don't need them.
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It's a less straggy way to carry a laptop. Cute twink.
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go sharpen your #2 pencils
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Lawlz in a decade
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Tech people seem to overwhelmingly go for backpacks and man purses, maybe its the laptops?
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Not much to carry other than laptop and laptop accessories. Briefcase is just overkill since most tech work never touches paper.
I dont get manpurses though.
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I get the manpurses cuz I hate having tons of shit stuffed in my pockets but I'll never use them anyway.
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Trans lives matter
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God the tacticool versions of casual stuff are so cringe. Reminds me of those baby carriers that look like bulletproof vests, how much of an insecure cute twink can one be?
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Lol gay
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You're gay, and if
@PillsburyDoughboy wasn't chudded, 
@PillsburyDoughboy would put that in all caps. Trans Lives matter
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It's because I also have my gym clothes for after work. These gains don't just happen.
Soys use the man purse things
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t.woman
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Briefcases are horribly unergonomic. They're not suited for being out and about. So it's reasonable to not wear one. Yes I know, the looks. Meanwhile the best briefcases are probably pilot cases. Pilots need lots of space for random personal stuff.
Combining these two: Outfit should be either TMNT shirt w/ respectable briefcase OR Pilot suit w/backpack.
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At least go LARPerator and buy an "3 day assault pack"
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5.11 Rush 24
I don't need anything else
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What are you poor?
I use a Goruck gr1 for rucking and casual gear and an ALICE pack for when I need more support
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I do not mind the shirt and his backpack I just hate that monkey behaviour tbh
real gigachad would give them a "pathetic" look or ignore them altogether
not acknowledging someone's existence is too sexy of a power move to me
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Professionals camp in suit and tie
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Backpacks are acceptable when traveling
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Reminds me of the people past 20 wearing cargo pants, makes me cringe so hard
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I do not mind the tmnt shirt neither the backpack, it's the disgusting monkey behaviour that does
it for me.
real chads do not go outside but send servants to control the public and if they do then they ignore such people and merely cast a condescending look on them.
Not acknowledging someone's existence even if they cry, shout, seethe at you is too much sexiness
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