First of all, yes 
there's no drama here.
I just want to Brasilpost and drama's been slow lately, not much going on.
Okay, so on the title. Brasil is known for being a very violent country. Outsiders don't know why exactly, they usually spout some dumb reasons, but it's a fact that Brasil is indeed violent. But of course, the people who suffer Brasil's violence aren't gringos who come here to take a Safari in the favelas and/or frick street 
s, it's the workers.
And what do workers hate more than anything? Working their asses off to buy an overpriced phone only to have it stolen by the ''youth''. So it's just natural that the average worker gets a boner when they see dindus getting what they deserve. For a short time we had a subreddit dedicated to these videos but it got jannied 
Now let's see what's going down in Brasil? Please come with me, let us together uncover the mysteries of Brasil. 
Fun fact: There are so many robberies in Brasil featuring two guys on a motorcycle that it has became a meme. An unfortunate one at that, seeing two guys in a motorcycle will make you clench your purse like you're an asian grandma walking through Brooklyn or some shitty BIPOChood in Chicago.
Hope they have motorbikes in heck 
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/ufopd2/vá_com_deus/
One of the top comments is saying that the world became a better place instantly. It even gave the camera color. I see trees of green... red roses too
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/si08te/vítima_da_sociedade/
This one is awfully common too. It usually happens when people are in their cars, using their phones with the windows open. Nigs on bikes just stick their hands in the window and takes their phones.
it's not always you get a chance to dropkick people on the street. Props to this dude
Some comments from the thread
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/pwhqbc/ladrão_passa_de_bicicleta_rouba_celular_e/
This one is kinda hard to see but apparently the biker stole the celphone of a skater, and the skater hit his head... with the skate? 
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10q40oz/a_polícia_fez_de_tudo_para_proteger_os_ladrões/
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/k58gzz/thief_in_rio_is_only_for_experts/
Rio de Janeiro's smartest thief 
Well, that's about it for thugs getting fricked. There's this last one but it's a bit NSFL (and is the top post of all time of the subreddit)
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/vgqn4j/lavando_a_agência_com_bandido/
Now that we had our dose of br nigs getting fricked, let's see some other br stuff.
Most of these, if not all, are from Rio de Janeiro.
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/11552hw/carnaval_no_rjow/
Average brazilian drug dealer flaunting their weapons.
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1145wtt/garantindo_a_cervejinha/
Brazilian youth live streams Grand Theft Auto on Instagram. DINDU NUFFIN 
If you're wondering why you might have seen the word ''cervejinha'' a few times now, it's because some time ago our then ex-president, who is also a convicted criminal who got out of jail because of some contrived political/justice shit AND he's also our president now lol, said that sometimes the youth steals because they want to drink beer. I'm not misinterpreting or making shit up, that was it. He said that the same week after a guy got murdered in cold blood in front of his girlfriend during a robbery.
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10kjxt3/this_is_brazil/
Commotion caused by... City anniversary free cake?
For people that don't know, Rio de Janeiro lives in some kind of fricked up drug gorilla warfare. Why the frick would r-slurred gringos want to go there when literally everywhere else in Brasil is a better place to visit? Beats me.
Some vids from said war
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10kmqy3/cidade_de_deus_rio_de_janeiro_24012023/
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/11317iz/mais_um_dia_normal_na_noruega/
That's it for the Rio War. Now let's see some other Rio stuff
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/qd1ane/como_carioca_anda_de_metrô_do_rio_de_janeiro/
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10spta9/mais_um_dia_normal_na_noruega/
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/pc1xe5/rio_de_janeiro_2021_in_a_nutshell/
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/115f0ag/mais_um_dia_comum_em_oslo/
Not really sure what's going on in most of these 
Nigs gonna nig I guess
Honorable mention: Apparently this was in Mexico but it's too funny not to post
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/v1otvi/banzai_filho_da_puta/
From the comments
electric chair
Phew. That was something. Now excuse me because I need to go to Chemo. It was a joke buddies I don't have cancer, started to feel bad about it but jesus you guys are dense See you all
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What are these people made of? One dude gets tossed by a car and can still run away, another dude gets a propane tank dropped on his head and walks it off lol
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Similar to chickens, the average Brasileño uses so little of his brain he does not need it to survive
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