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[Semi-effortpost] Brasil's favourite national past time; watching thugs get fricked & more Brasil things

First of all, yes :#marseywheredrama: there's no drama here.

I just want to Brasilpost and drama's been slow lately, not much going on.

Okay, so on the title. Brasil is known for being a very violent country. Outsiders don't know why exactly, they usually spout some dumb reasons, but it's a fact that Brasil is indeed violent. But of course, the people who suffer Brasil's violence aren't gringos who come here to take a Safari in the favelas and/or frick street :!marseytrain:s, it's the workers.

And what do workers hate more than anything? Working their asses off to buy an overpriced phone only to have it stolen by the ''youth''. So it's just natural that the average worker gets a boner when they see dindus getting what they deserve. For a short time we had a subreddit dedicated to these videos but it got jannied :marseyjanny2:

Now let's see what's going down in Brasil? Please come with me, let us together uncover the mysteries of Brasil. :marseythumbsup:

Fun fact: There are so many robberies in Brasil featuring two guys on a motorcycle that it has became a meme. An unfortunate one at that, seeing two guys in a motorcycle will make you clench your purse like you're an asian grandma walking through Brooklyn or some shitty BIPOChood in Chicago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/ssee3e/cidadão_perde_o_freio_e_atropelha_assaltantes_que/

Hope they have motorbikes in heck :marseywave2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/ufopd2/vá_com_deus/

:marseylaugh:

One of the top comments is saying that the world became a better place instantly. It even gave the camera color. I see trees of green... red roses too

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/si08te/vítima_da_sociedade/

This one is awfully common too. It usually happens when people are in their cars, using their phones with the windows open. Nigs on bikes just stick their hands in the window and takes their phones.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684135034555695.webp it's not always you get a chance to dropkick people on the street. Props to this dude

Some comments from the thread

>Dude got 5 stars in real life

>Dude in the car not only fricked his bumper, he also left the car and chased the thief on foot. Talk about dedication at beating the shit outta thief.

>You can see people taking out their anger on the thief

>Guy got out of his bike, kicked the thief on the ground and left lol

:#marseyemojirofl:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/pwhqbc/ladrão_passa_de_bicicleta_rouba_celular_e/

This one is kinda hard to see but apparently the biker stole the celphone of a skater, and the skater hit his head... with the skate? :marseythonk:

>man i love seeing thieves getting rekt

:#marseyawesomeface:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10q40oz/a_polícia_fez_de_tudo_para_proteger_os_ladrões/

>Title: The Police did everything to protect the thieves but the population lynched them anyway

:marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/k58gzz/thief_in_rio_is_only_for_experts/

Rio de Janeiro's smartest thief :#marseybrainlet:

Well, that's about it for thugs getting fricked. There's this last one but it's a bit NSFL (and is the top post of all time of the subreddit)

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/vgqn4j/lavando_a_agência_com_bandido/

Now that we had our dose of br nigs getting fricked, let's see some other br stuff.

Most of these, if not all, are from Rio de Janeiro.

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/11552hw/carnaval_no_rjow/

Average brazilian drug dealer flaunting their weapons.

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1145wtt/garantindo_a_cervejinha/

Brazilian youth live streams Grand Theft Auto on Instagram. DINDU NUFFIN :#marseyblack:

If you're wondering why you might have seen the word ''cervejinha'' a few times now, it's because some time ago our then ex-president, who is also a convicted criminal who got out of jail because of some contrived political/justice shit AND he's also our president now lol, said that sometimes the youth steals because they want to drink beer. I'm not misinterpreting or making shit up, that was it. He said that the same week after a guy got murdered in cold blood in front of his girlfriend during a robbery.

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10kjxt3/this_is_brazil/

Commotion caused by... City anniversary free cake?

For people that don't know, Rio de Janeiro lives in some kind of fricked up drug gorilla warfare. Why the frick would r-slurred gringos want to go there when literally everywhere else in Brasil is a better place to visit? Beats me.

Some vids from said war

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10kmqy3/cidade_de_deus_rio_de_janeiro_24012023/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/w5cvh7/guerra_no_rio_de_janeiro_vídeo_mostra_operadores/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/11317iz/mais_um_dia_normal_na_noruega/

That's it for the Rio War. Now let's see some other Rio stuff

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/qd1ane/como_carioca_anda_de_metrô_do_rio_de_janeiro/

>How to take the train for free :marseyrick:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10spta9/mais_um_dia_normal_na_noruega/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/pc1xe5/rio_de_janeiro_2021_in_a_nutshell/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/115f0ag/mais_um_dia_comum_em_oslo/

Not really sure what's going on in most of these :marseygigathonk:

Nigs gonna nig I guess

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10iyi6o/deus_queira_que_nunca_precise_morar_nessa_cidade/

>shaving her kitty in a public pool

:marseydead:

Honorable mention: Apparently this was in Mexico but it's too funny not to post

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/v1otvi/banzai_filho_da_puta/

From the comments

>Execution method: electric chair

Phew. That was something. Now excuse me because I need to go to Chemo. It was a joke buddies I don't have cancer, started to feel bad about it but jesus you guys are dense See you all :#marseywave2:

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Is there a word for this idea where you can post almost anything online on any website (twitter, reddit, etc) and the global jannies will ignore it for a ridiculous amount of time as long as it isn't in English?

Good writeup fren

:#marseywholesome:

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Yep. Sometimes I'm in a subreddit where the top janny doesn't allow anything that could remotely hurt the average teen shitposter, and yet I've insulted specific users in French and Spanish repeatedly. I even had a flamewar that lasted days and got away with deaths threats.

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Monolinguals keep losing.

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Paradise/Paradiso

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100%. These people are monolingual and lazy

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"Silicon Valley effect", or "Hollywood Effect". The censorship is developed in English, the algorithms and the training for human Jannies, by companies who are influenced by English-speaking government. Same reason pro-Trump in Spanish didn't get jannied in 2020.

The point of internet speech codes is an attempt by the US government in combo with the tech companies to make the internet more like TV or Hollywood - a concentrated industry that's heavily sponsored and nudged by the Feds. They don't really focus on other languages because that's like foreign media, and it would require quite a bit of extra effort (you need people who understand the local language, and nuances of local chud posting, and no one in the US government is skilled enough like that anymore).

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Congratulations! I do not often downmarsey. You have earned mine.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/ssee3e/cidad%C3%A3o_perde_o_freio_e_atropelha_assaltantes_que/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/ufopd2/v%C3%A1_com_deus/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/si08te/v%C3%ADtima_da_sociedade/:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684131333448628.webp:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/pwhqbc/ladr%C3%A3o_passa_de_bicicleta_rouba_celular_e/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10q40oz/a_pol%C3%ADcia_fez_de_tudo_para_proteger_os_ladr%C3%B5es/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/k58gzz/thief_in_rio_is_only_for_experts/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/vgqn4j/lavando_a_ag%C3%AAncia_com_bandido/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/11552hw/carnaval_no_rjow/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1145wtt/garantindo_a_cervejinha/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10kjxt3/this_is_brazil/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10kmqy3/cidade_de_deus_rio_de_janeiro_24012023/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/w5cvh7/guerra_no_rio_de_janeiro_v%C3%ADdeo_mostra_operadores/:

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Wait what the frick Snappy actually downmarseyd me :#marppyenraged: :#marseyraging:

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:marseysmug2: maybe make better posts sweaty

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I thought it was longpost bot. Turns out even Snappy hates me :marseycry:

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Yeah, Snappy has several quotes that cause her to upmarsey or downmarsey posts. At some point she even was able to ghost them apparently!

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Can't Snappy also pin posts?

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And ban users for 15 minutes lol, it was in the different part of the function so I didn't notice that until you pointed that out.

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:#marseychefkiss:

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Getting a double kill to avenge a random street crime is incredibly based

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is the 100 pesos they stole (aroud $0.85) really worth their lives to you? Psycho

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If you put me in a self defense situation, I will not feel proud of the carnage I caused, but rather proud that I defended my own life

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:marseypsycho#:

Kill. Them. All.

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When you adjust for inflation it's probably equivalent.

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No way they're worth 100 pesos, maybe 50 for both of them

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This was posted here before, I've watched this hit at least a hundred times in slow motion. I like to imagine the sounds of a bowling alley :marseywholesome:

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Ragdoll physics engine working hard

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>literally everywhere else in Brasil is a better place to visit

What’s your recommendation then? Also is it true that there’s a “negative “ stereotype that people from Sao Paolo…work hard? Some chick from Sao Paolo told me this and said in Brazil you’re considered stupid if you work hard.

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The South is great, just don't be black

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:#marseyhesright:

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:soyjackwow:

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~40% tax rate

enough crime to make a Detroit BIPOC blush

convicted criminal as the country's President

Yeah I wonder why somebody would think that.

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The president is also 77

Retirement home leaders is in vogue

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He's still pretty coherent, but he's starting to let it slip there and there.

He said thiefs only steal "because they want to drink a little beer", if our media wasn't entirely on his party's bankroll that could have been a scandal.

He also spent the entire campaign talking about how poor people would be able to have barbecues and beer in the weekends once again. Once the price of alcohol and meat went up he said "the barbecue was metaphorical" :m#arseyemojirofl::m#arseyemojirofl::m#arseyemojirofl::m#arseyemojirofl::m#arseyemojirofl::m#arseyemojirofl:

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:#marseyxd:

Based r-slur bringing West Coast American policies to Brazil.

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you got it backwards friend, it's burgerland that's going full Brazil.

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Brazil is kind of like future America, but all Angloid colonies will be less chaotic than Moortuguese ones on the account of Lusoids being lazy inefficient (but SOVLFVLL) colonizers compared to the much more industrious (but soulless) Britbongs.

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Biden of the tropics

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Joe Biden is a funny guy

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>What’s your recommendation then?

Literally anywhere else. Sao Paolo is full of things to do but the city stinks and is ugly as sin.

The Northeast has awesome beaches.

The South has nazis.

The North

>Also is it true that there’s a “negative “ stereotype that people from Sao Paolo…work hard? Some chick from Sao Paolo told me this and said in Brazil you’re considered stupid if you work hard.

No, never heard of anything like that.

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Maunas is considered north?

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Biggest city in the North

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What else would it be?

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West or Northwest?

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I can see where you're coming from

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This is going to be a pretty ignorant question, but where’s the best place to go if I want to experience Brazilian culture? From my experience with Brazilians, my perception of “Brazilian culture” is people with very calm, relaxed, and easy going personalities coupled with some great food (rice beans steak and some cheese bread please), and a close proximity to jungles and beaches. Bahia seems kind of cool…

Also, how bad is it not knowing Portuguese? I can speak English and B1 level Spanish (I’ve used it in various Latin American countries where nobody speaks English).

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>This is going to be a pretty ignorant question

No such thing.

>but where’s the best place to go if I want to experience Brazilian culture?

Honestly it's kinda hard to say what's ''brazilian culture'', because Brazil is enormous and culture vastly differs from North to South, from East to West. With that said, there are things that are unquestionably Brazilian.

>my perception of “Brazilian culture” is people with very calm, relaxed, and easy going personalities

You'll find this pretty much everywhere, there's only a single city that is infamous for having people being cold, unwelcoming and sometimes rude, and thats Curitiba-Paraná. Even if the people there are less than your average warm brazilian welcome, it's still a beautiful place and worth a visit.

>some great food

If there is one thing that makes this country worth it is the food. The south is known for their churrasco. The best cheese bread is in Minas Gerais, Southeast. Northeast also has some good foods but they're not for everyone and sometimes a bit obscure. North usually has distinct Fish dishes. All in all, wherever you go you'll be able to try out brazilian cuisine, even if it isnt South churrasco or Minas cheesebread, so I wouldn't worry too much with that.

>and a close proximity to jungles and beaches. Bahia seems kind of cool…

If you want beaches Northeast is a no brainer. But beware, it can get hot in there. Not sure what kind of temperature you're used to, but for example where I live 28-30c is the average, ramping up to ~38c+ when it gets hot, although I don't live in NE. Jungles are more of a North thing, but we don't have beaches.

>Also, how bad is it not knowing Portuguese?

You should probably visit with someone who knows Portuguese then. It will also help with people trying to scam you :marseylaugh:

Would not recommend going by yourself but it probably won't be the worst thing ever, think you'd be fine. Usually brazilians speak spanish, even if just a little.

you could also get info from our other resident macacos @AlienIguana @jararaca :marseybrasileiro:

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That's a really good summary

Bahia is 100% going to scratch your Brazil itch, at least the gringo's perception of Brazil and it's marginally better than Rio at least

The south is probably the least Brazilian part of Brazil, but a gaucho churrasco is the greatest food in the world, costela de chão is :marseychefkiss:

I don't recommend Sao Paulo at all, if you are a gringo, just visit any globohomo city like NYC or London and that's the same with less crime

I like Manaus a lot, the fish and fruit they got there is godly and seeing the Amazon river is awe inspiring ngl

I don't recommend coming to Brazil alone either

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I would add, Mato Grosso/Mato Grosso do Sul for cool ecotourism because Pantanal is such a cool place, with the caveat "just don't be indigenous"

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A Pantanal cruise is cool af

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Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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Also is it true that there’s a “negative “ stereotype that people from Sao Paolo…work hard? Some chick from Sao Paolo told me this and said in Brazil you’re considered stupid if you work hard.

The thing they say about São Paulo is, people are too "busy" to be welcoming like everywhere else. But a lot of that is related to the fact São Paulo is FULL of migrants, specially from the northeast region, and like, Bahia specially has a stereotype of people being "slow" (doing things at their own pace, being calm instead of stressed messes) and São Paulo is kinda the city where people work hard, like the "Japanese workaholic businessmen" (which, considering it's also the city with the biggest Japanese immigration in the world, to the point it has a "Japan Town" in place of a "China Town" and people call any Asian person "Japanese" cause it's just assumed anyone Asian is Japanese, and usually they are, makes sense). So specially with this contrast, between other regions having that "Brazilian warmth/calmness" and São Paulo being full of stressed messy bitches that overwork themselves, there is something like a stereotype. But usually people say "people are busy/have no time" instead of "work hard" and the negative comes from the part of "and therefore aren't as welcoming to everyone else", not on the work itself? If that makes sense

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A brazilian monkey like you calling people "nigs" like you're not some sad poor pardo bastard is almost as funny as those low level criminals getting recked

(Post is still good because you are spreading the gospel of Rio de Janeiro being the Worst State in the country as every brazilian should be aware)

Also the video of the one guy fighting against the 10 cops in the rooftop is the best one, why are they coming at him with video game weapons

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>A brazilian monkey like you calling people "nigs" like you're not some sad poor pardo bastard

I'm literally white sweaty :#marseysmug2:

But nice cope though :#marseycope: :#marseycopeseethedilate:

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I'm literally white sweaty

>Brazilian

>White

He :marseybrasileiro: actually believes this :marseylaughpoundfist:

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post hand

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OLHA O MACACO

MACACO

MACACOOOOOO

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If you are a Brazilian and don't know Rio is the shitholest shithole in the country you are a merdarioca yourself and/or an r-slur

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>...Rio de Janeiro being the Worst State...

True, but never forget which city is the second worst, Sao Paulocel :marseysmug2:

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São Paulo only escapes being the worst State cause of Rio, no doubt

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The second worst city is probably whatever the capital of espirito santo is

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Oh sweet summer child, nigs come in all shades.

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TELL HIM QUEEN!!!

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!macacos

:#marseycry:

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What are these people made of? One dude gets tossed by a car and can still run away, another dude gets a propane tank dropped on his head and walks it off lol


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728611539221579.webp

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Similar to chickens, the average Brasileño uses so little of his brain he does not need it to survive

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841282664182262.webp

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like you're an asian grandma walking through Brooklyn or some shitty BIPOChood in Chicago.

:marseyxd:

Oh! I mean-

:marseypearlclutch:

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What’s your take on the Brazilian genre of thots beating each other in the nastiest gutters possible?

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Kino.

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Saw most of these before but always hilarious to see it all together

Portuguese + black people was always a problem waiting to happen

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If you get a tumor removed you should ask to keep it, cook it, and eat it. Then post the video here and tell us how you taste.

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Uma delicia

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I've seen a few videos now of vigilantes in cars annihilating thieves on bikes.

I'm curious what happens afterward. Is the avenging angel ever prosecuted? Would insurance pay to have the skull-shaped dent removed from the bodywork?

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>Is the avenging angel ever prosecuted?

:marseyxd:

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Brazilian youth live streams Grand Theft Auto on Instagram. DINDU NUFFIN :#marseyblack:

That macao was black? :marseyshook:

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He gets a pass

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One drop rule or no blood but honorary ?

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Dark butt Pardos with nappy hair be like: "Why yes my ancestors are from Germany, with the exception of a native grandmother I am almost entirely white!"

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Some brazilians live in "Argentina is white" cope

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Did that guy have that kind of hair? Couldn’t tell

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Brazil is the ultimate pvp zone

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ok maybe all this :marseysharksoup: is true :marseyupvote: but they aren't literally genociding all trans :marseybrianna: people and there :marseycheerup: aren't mass :marseychingchongshooter: shootings at kindergartens every single :marseywall: day so brazil :marseybrasileiro: is a much better :marseygenetakovic: and safer country :marseycatgirl5: than the US. :talk2hand:

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Why are brazilians so rabid?

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la creatura + le negro + el whitey + poverty + o indigenous + the chemica X + hot climate + musica funk

-> :#marseybrasileiro:

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fighting cancer in brazil? lets hope you are a medicina particular Chad and not a SUS Victim. :marseygrimreaper:

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Gringos go to Rio for the trains obviously :marseywave2:

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:#marseybooba: ![](/images/16767616423937185.webp)

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Volcel if you wouldnt :#marseyexcited:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/vgqn4j/lavando_a_ag%C3%AAncia_com_bandido/

That lady on the left was just cleaning and he gotta make such a mess smh

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He was dousing the interior with Bandido™ Cleaner® to help her clean!

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That her in the pool looks like a dude

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I want to visit brasil but not Brasilia, i head Brasilia is an ugly modern planned city with ugly modern buildings. I went to Rio once as a kid and hated it because it was so hot. A guy tried to sell me a monkey. Tempting.


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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

[Semi-effortpost] Brasil's favourite national past time; watching thugs get fricked & more Brasil things https://rdrama.net/post/148403/semieffortpost-brasils-favourite-national-past-time #RussianInvasionOfUkraine #marsey #r*pe

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>#RussianInvasionOfUkraine, #Marsey, #R*pe

:#marseythonk: :#marseyflushzoom:

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The most kino is when they stick up an off duty cop or a guy with a gun

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i wanna emigate to iceland they have polish people too and icelanders love us

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Who are the hottest brazilians?

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