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[Semi-effortpost] Brasil's favourite national past time; watching thugs get fricked & more Brasil things

First of all, yes :#marseywheredrama: there's no drama here.

I just want to Brasilpost and drama's been slow lately, not much going on.

Okay, so on the title. Brasil is known for being a very violent country. Outsiders don't know why exactly, they usually spout some dumb reasons, but it's a fact that Brasil is indeed violent. But of course, the people who suffer Brasil's violence aren't gringos who come here to take a Safari in the favelas and/or frick street :!marseytrain:s, it's the workers.

And what do workers hate more than anything? Working their asses off to buy an overpriced phone only to have it stolen by the ''youth''. So it's just natural that the average worker gets a boner when they see dindus getting what they deserve. For a short time we had a subreddit dedicated to these videos but it got jannied :marseyjanny2:

Now let's see what's going down in Brasil? Please come with me, let us together uncover the mysteries of Brasil. :marseythumbsup:

Fun fact: There are so many robberies in Brasil featuring two guys on a motorcycle that it has became a meme. An unfortunate one at that, seeing two guys in a motorcycle will make you clench your purse like you're an asian grandma walking through Brooklyn or some shitty BIPOChood in Chicago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/ssee3e/cidadão_perde_o_freio_e_atropelha_assaltantes_que/

Hope they have motorbikes in heck :marseywave2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/ufopd2/vá_com_deus/

:marseylaugh:

One of the top comments is saying that the world became a better place instantly. It even gave the camera color. I see trees of green... red roses too

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/si08te/vítima_da_sociedade/

This one is awfully common too. It usually happens when people are in their cars, using their phones with the windows open. Nigs on bikes just stick their hands in the window and takes their phones.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684135034555695.webp it's not always you get a chance to dropkick people on the street. Props to this dude

Some comments from the thread

>Dude got 5 stars in real life

>Dude in the car not only fricked his bumper, he also left the car and chased the thief on foot. Talk about dedication at beating the shit outta thief.

>You can see people taking out their anger on the thief

>Guy got out of his bike, kicked the thief on the ground and left lol

:#marseyemojirofl:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/pwhqbc/ladrão_passa_de_bicicleta_rouba_celular_e/

This one is kinda hard to see but apparently the biker stole the celphone of a skater, and the skater hit his head... with the skate? :marseythonk:

>man i love seeing thieves getting rekt

:#marseyawesomeface:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10q40oz/a_polícia_fez_de_tudo_para_proteger_os_ladrões/

>Title: The Police did everything to protect the thieves but the population lynched them anyway

:marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/k58gzz/thief_in_rio_is_only_for_experts/

Rio de Janeiro's smartest thief :#marseybrainlet:

Well, that's about it for thugs getting fricked. There's this last one but it's a bit NSFL (and is the top post of all time of the subreddit)

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/vgqn4j/lavando_a_agência_com_bandido/

Now that we had our dose of br nigs getting fricked, let's see some other br stuff.

Most of these, if not all, are from Rio de Janeiro.

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/11552hw/carnaval_no_rjow/

Average brazilian drug dealer flaunting their weapons.

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/1145wtt/garantindo_a_cervejinha/

Brazilian youth live streams Grand Theft Auto on Instagram. DINDU NUFFIN :#marseyblack:

If you're wondering why you might have seen the word ''cervejinha'' a few times now, it's because some time ago our then ex-president, who is also a convicted criminal who got out of jail because of some contrived political/justice shit AND he's also our president now lol, said that sometimes the youth steals because they want to drink beer. I'm not misinterpreting or making shit up, that was it. He said that the same week after a guy got murdered in cold blood in front of his girlfriend during a robbery.

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10kjxt3/this_is_brazil/

Commotion caused by... City anniversary free cake?

For people that don't know, Rio de Janeiro lives in some kind of fricked up drug gorilla warfare. Why the frick would r-slurred gringos want to go there when literally everywhere else in Brasil is a better place to visit? Beats me.

Some vids from said war

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10kmqy3/cidade_de_deus_rio_de_janeiro_24012023/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/w5cvh7/guerra_no_rio_de_janeiro_vídeo_mostra_operadores/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/11317iz/mais_um_dia_normal_na_noruega/

That's it for the Rio War. Now let's see some other Rio stuff

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/qd1ane/como_carioca_anda_de_metrô_do_rio_de_janeiro/

>How to take the train for free :marseyrick:

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10spta9/mais_um_dia_normal_na_noruega/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/pc1xe5/rio_de_janeiro_2021_in_a_nutshell/

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/115f0ag/mais_um_dia_comum_em_oslo/

Not really sure what's going on in most of these :marseygigathonk:

Nigs gonna nig I guess

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/10iyi6o/deus_queira_que_nunca_precise_morar_nessa_cidade/

>shaving her kitty in a public pool

:marseydead:

Honorable mention: Apparently this was in Mexico but it's too funny not to post

https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/v1otvi/banzai_filho_da_puta/

From the comments

>Execution method: electric chair

Phew. That was something. Now excuse me because I need to go to Chemo. It was a joke buddies I don't have cancer, started to feel bad about it but jesus you guys are dense See you all :#marseywave2:

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Getting a double kill to avenge a random street crime is incredibly based

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is the 100 pesos they stole (aroud $0.85) really worth their lives to you? Psycho

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No way they're worth 100 pesos, maybe 50 for both of them

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If you put me in a self defense situation, I will not feel proud of the carnage I caused, but rather proud that I defended my own life

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Kill. Them. All.

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When you adjust for inflation it's probably equivalent.

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This was posted here before, I've watched this hit at least a hundred times in slow motion. I like to imagine the sounds of a bowling alley :marseywholesome:

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Ragdoll physics engine working hard

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