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I'm 21 and have never been on a date, kissed a girl, etc.

To varying degrees have all the attributes women say they want (height, intelligence, career path, humor, jawline, athletic build, hobbies that aren't video games, peepee size [nobody knows this]) I'm just so socially r-slurred it doesn't matter. I'm also very religious and trying to find a religious woman at uni is hard.

I kind of singlehandedly disprove incels' appearance blackpill. Although, they might just say I'm not Chad enough. I have like "hunter eyes" or whatever and a decent chin, but my face isn't particularly attractive overall.

Dramatard humor doesn't tend to fit well with religious women. They're happy to be friends, but that's it.

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Take an adderall and go to a party. Do it before you leave uni bc it wont get easier to find a party afterward.

Dont get drunk if you go. The adderall will keep you in the zone and confident enough to chat up anyone.

I was in a similar place as you and wish I found this out when i was still in uni. I always struggled with keeping up conversations and when there was an awkward pause, id mentally panic and at a loss for words.

Be safe. Be smart. Have fun.

Above all else, dont wait. It doesnt get easier after uni

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I'm not looking to lose my virginity.

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You don't need to. This is just to get your foot in the door to build a relationship

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This is no longer true btw

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Oof, coming from a properly religious culture almost all men back home are like you. Difference is that they live in a healthy culture so it'll be easy for them to find a virginal wife, they literally just have to ask their parents!

Modern western society has put you in this situation, while there are personal things you can probably do to improve (everyone has something they can do), it is your own society that doesn't give a shit about the likes of you that is responsible for 70+% of the "r^2" of what is happening to you.

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Relatable, I go to all of my campus ministry's events but never make any friends as I'm a freak by religious standards.

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Just find a group that goes to a based church. Only place on campus where I can assume someone is right-wing.

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Social skills are a skill and are learnable. The big takeaway for the social inept that society won't tell you is that you have to be okay with causing other people a bit of suffering during conversation. I know you're already fine doing that bc you're on a trolling website. You just have to do it a bit irl too. The first 100 hours will be you spilling sphagetti out of your pockets. It will be painful for everyone involved. But you will gradually get a knack for it and you'll eventually get your peepee wet is some horrifyingly awkward encounter and everything will gradually turn out alright.

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Don't be fat, dress ok, open a tinder and set that max age to 45.

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Lose your virginity first, learn to walk before you try to run.

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:marseychinchilla2: same exact thing for me but I've never even asked a girl out so I really don't care either way, sharing my personal space with someone is such an uncomfortable disgusting thing for me I'm not sure I even want to try

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:#marseyaceofspades:

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No I'm not asexual I still want to have s*x I just think I have some weird god complex and a serious disgust for people

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