death to zionazi scum AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
People were asking, and rather than respond individually, I thought it would be better to try to explain in a post
warning extremely gay (in a bad way)
I don't even know how to write this post bc I still think it's all a larp bc it's so ridiculous that there's 0% chance he's serious, but I'll attempt to just lay out the events anyway.
This all started when I retvrned from my attempt at grassmaxxing. Absimp sent me 1k dc for no reason.
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Then, schizocel made a thread laughing at him for being pathetic, and I joined in. Then he started dming me about wanting the coin back
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told grizzly that I "scammed" him, and I pretended to send it back a few times while this was going on. When I eventually did send it back, he sent me this
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and made a post saying he was quitting bc of inkwells and "psychotic women"(((me!!!))).
Anyway, he managed to make it a week without commenting, and came back to comment on my unrelated post yesterday, where evil elfb-word comments like these caused him to leave again
I still think it has to be a joke that I've somehow gotten in the middle of, but I unironically h8 absimp now, so it doesn't really matter. This goes back over a year from when he would spam dozens of posts a day and cry about his derpression to me, then his seething at me bc I was friends with Joey(rip), then again sneeding about me and mimw laughing at him, all interspersed with simpery. If he was accused of being a manlet or having a smol pp, he would dm me to make sure I knew it wasn't true.
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I had told mimw this once, and Abby sperged at me over "sharing private messages" which is basically asking me to commit dramaphobia
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Anyway, now he's saying he's crying bc of me and 
blah blah blah idk this is already way too many words giving him unneedful attention, I hope he follows through with the sewerslide
@JoeBiden
@SoreNoell
@deIeted
@NoUntakenNames01
@Krayon (sister toucher)
@mellokind
@GigaVaccinator
@TED_SIMP
@elfbinn
@birdenthusiast
@FrozenChosen
@MarseyIsMyWaifu
@grizzly
@useragent13
@Penny
@AverageBen10Enjoyer
@NoUntakenNames01
@R-slur_Masturbator
@Losercel
@bartendercel
@r-slur
@fartneighbor
@Tomboy_Respecter
@PoweredByPhenethylamines
@carpathianhotep
@jackie
@George_Floyd
@Pog
@HetsAreFeds
@boo
@DarkMarsey
@DarkDeity
@The_Homocracy
@August
@derwitzmudbutt
@jollyjihad
@AdrenochromeJunkie
@Allah
@Disorder
@Lur
@AverageTotally
@bussycrazy5
@DisinformationLover
@homophobic_femboy
@24-7_ROCK_PEEPEE
@ChristoffWChanderson
@AnalSex
@Akumuyume
@garlicdoors
@drumpf
@Basedal-Assad
@giveop
@Lv100_Skeleton
@MouthFarting
@cabalist
@SpaceMilk
@BTC
@TheGreatTChallalenko
@Biggles
@getogeto
@WPDisBetter
@geese_suck
@Sleepy_Major_General
@Landlord_Messiah
@nekobit
@DrTransmisia
@schizoSQL
@gigachadglow
@X (formerly chiobu)
@Certifiedbussyoperator
@everyone
@Snakes
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@duck
@cirno
@NeedForSneed
@Jim_Jones
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I never understand how scrotes will simp for a foid theyβve never seen at allβ¦
fartbinn could be warty, physically deformed and incredibly smelly and ugly but moids will still simp thatβs just how pathetically desperate they are.
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Please remove this picture of
@elfbinn , I regret leaking those DMs she sent me to you
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She posted fingers once, and from that I was
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I can appreciate how much effort the many neurodivergents of this site put into expressing their autism shamelessly. It's a great ecosystem for viewing such behaviour kinda like a safari (I secretly like meta posts).
@deIeted you so cute 
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Dw
@August it's a pro-internal drama stance.
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He is French
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@Absimp you are French
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You pinged half the site, but not me
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Weβre not popular enough to be pinged
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Sorry :( I just copied the list, I didn't actually look through it
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Irl chads larp as fakecels on the internet
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You're way too funny to not be following me
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lmao you hold big grudges. When was the last time he terrorized incels? Must be at least 8 months
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he posted on my wall
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DMs on Reddit NGMI.
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Absinthe is a schizocel alt
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Factcheck: [REDACTED].
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the plot thickens
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Anyway, I can't believe
@deIeted [Absinthe] is such a huge cute twink. Everyone should visit his wall and shit on it.
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If you block it via css it also removes fireflies awards for some reason :(
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good
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Oh boy metadrama!
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Everything schizocel says is 100% true
Factcheck: You really believe that shit? Lmao dumbass neighbor π€£
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I don't ship it. My OTP is
@Bardfinn and 
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I Will Never Be The Real Fartbinn
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Record is 1 days 03 hours 34 minutes and 29 seconds by Shreddedmanlet
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this you?
https://old.reddit.com/user/fardbinn
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Sadly it's not
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/u/fardbin - suspended
This? Are you the most subtle dramanaut?
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No lol, I never used that username before this site
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I ship you and that other zoomer guy who was outed as a furry or something idk really (idc too)
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bro that's haram i already have alien trans baby with quad (he got abducted not me btw)
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Did you turn me into a Sims character
pls don't remove the ladder when I'm in a pool.
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I am not the type to commit sims genocide, i usually like to start with 0 coin and just care for them. I have a plantsim in sims 3
i could make you have s*x/get vored by a tentacle monster in sims medieval tho
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Male pregnancy can only breed superior autism.
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battle royale
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tooka left because of this freak. now I see why
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Tooka and absimp are the same person
https://rdrama.net/h/schizocel/post/147386/marseythreadprocessrentfree-an-absimp-is-the-same
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bring back tooka
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Schizos are my fav
You got a weird hand btw, wtf
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those hands are fatter and manlier than mine, and I'm a 6β² 2β³ moid
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I have skinny long fingers
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arabs aren't white but chuds wish they were
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Literally me when I run out of diapies 3:
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I need to kill myself
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Donβt do it ur so cute lol
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Yeah
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Donβt tell us when you do
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lol
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least insecura dramacel
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Frick you for not
@ing me
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I copied the ping list from a schizocomment
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I finally got @ed to the schizo list but the capy deleted it during the opening salvo of the schizo wars
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Are you still mad about the Badroulbadour change
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I'm not mad about anything. I regret giving him any attention, but I woke up to a bunch of notifs about it and decided to explain
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I imagine you like this
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You're not funny, you're not causing seethe or epically trolling, you're just a desperate pathetic fat little cockroach
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Stop giving him attention then lmao
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I get what I deserve for occasionally treating scrotes like humans instead of a disease
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Dramacels aren't people sweaty
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This really seems par for the course.
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Itβs because heβs French
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Not even. He was born at Epcot
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The Didney Worl park?
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