People were asking, and rather than respond individually, I thought it would be better to try to explain in a post

warning extremely gay (in a bad way)

I don't even know how to write this post bc I still think it's all a larp bc it's so ridiculous that there's 0% chance he's serious, but I'll attempt to just lay out the events anyway.

This all started when I retvrned from my attempt at grassmaxxing. Absimp sent me 1k dc for no reason.

Then, schizocel made a thread laughing at him for being pathetic, and I joined in. Then he started dming me about wanting the coin back

told grizzly that I "scammed" him, and I pretended to send it back a few times while this was going on. When I eventually did send it back, he sent me this

and made a post saying he was quitting bc of inkwells and "psychotic women"(((me!!!))).

Anyway, he managed to make it a week without commenting, and came back to comment on my unrelated post yesterday, where evil elfb-word comments like these caused him to leave again

I still think it has to be a joke that I've somehow gotten in the middle of, but I unironically h8 absimp now, so it doesn't really matter. This goes back over a year from when he would spam dozens of posts a day and cry about his derpression to me, then his seething at me bc I was friends with Joey(rip), then again sneeding about me and mimw laughing at him, all interspersed with simpery. If he was accused of being a manlet or having a smol pp, he would dm me to make sure I knew it wasn't true.

I had told mimw this once, and Abby sperged at me over "sharing private messages" which is basically asking me to commit dramaphobia

Anyway, now he's saying he's crying bc of me and blah blah blah idk this is already way too many words giving him unneedful attention, I hope he follows through with the sewerslide

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