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On the Absimp Question

People were asking, and rather than respond individually, I thought it would be better to try to explain in a post

:siren: warning :siren: extremely gay (in a bad way)

I don't even know how to write this post bc I still think it's all a larp bc it's so ridiculous that there's 0% chance he's serious, but I'll attempt to just lay out the events anyway.

This all started when I retvrned from my attempt at grassmaxxing. Absimp sent me 1k dc for no reason.

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Then, schizocel made a thread laughing at him for being pathetic, and I joined in. Then he started dming me about wanting the coin back

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told grizzly that I "scammed" him, and I pretended to send it back a few times while this was going on. When I eventually did send it back, he sent me this

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and made a post saying he was quitting bc of inkwells and "psychotic women"(((me!!!))).

Anyway, he managed to make it a week without commenting, and came back to comment on my unrelated post yesterday, where evil elfb-word comments like these caused him to leave again

I still think it has to be a joke that I've somehow gotten in the middle of, but I unironically h8 absimp now, so it doesn't really matter. This goes back over a year from when he would spam dozens of posts a day and cry about his derpression to me, then his seething at me bc I was friends with Joey(rip), then again sneeding about me and mimw laughing at him, all interspersed with simpery. If he was accused of being a manlet or having a smol pp, he would dm me to make sure I knew it wasn't true.

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I had told mimw this once, and Abby sperged at me over "sharing private messages" which is basically asking me to commit dramaphobia

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Anyway, now he's saying he's crying bc of me and :marseymocking: blah blah blah idk this is already way too many words giving him unneedful attention, I hope he follows through with the sewerslide

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I don't ship it. My OTP is @Bardfinn and @grizzly

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:#marseytears:

I Will Never Be The Real Fartbinn

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Sadly it's not

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/u/fardbin - suspended

This? Are you the most subtle dramanaut?

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No lol, I never used that username before this site

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I ship you and that other zoomer guy who was outed as a furry or something idk really (idc too)

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bro that's haram i already have alien trans baby with quad (he got abducted not me btw) :marseyjudge:

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Did you turn me into a Sims character :marseysweating: pls don't remove the ladder when I'm in a pool.

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:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd: not yet, in sims 2 i usually play with the townies and try to make story continuation. There is a family in strangetown with 3 brothers who are all pregnant due to alien abduction though https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Curious_family

I am not the type to commit sims genocide, i usually like to start with 0 coin and just care for them. I have a plantsim in sims 3 :marseylove:

i could make you have s*x/get vored by a tentacle monster in sims medieval tho

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Male pregnancy can only breed superior autism.

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:#marseywut2:

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battle royale

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