actual drama kiwidrama! null yalls one of the most popular 'farm threads after users ask him to "feature" video of a-log beating up cow

null is having a spergout about an a-log beating up a lolcow. this a-log rented an airbnb near the cows house, only for the cow to show up and get his butt kicked (and possibly his nose broken). people are asking null to "feature" it on the "Featured Content" section of kiwifarms, but null refuses because its not funny, and because the dude that got beat up has the mental age of a 15 year old. peoples start pointing out that he featured ethan "the gunt" ralph getting his butt kicked in portugal, and null yalls the thread

Prelude

here are the characters:

Cyrax: the cow

MBM (Aka Music Biz Marty): The a-log

fun fact: MBM is fat.

if you want to familiarize yourself with these characters i'd recommend reading the kiwi thread on it

basically, MBM and Cyrax have been talking a lot of shit recently, and this led to MBM renting out an airbnb incredibly close to Cyrax's house. Cyrax being the sperg that he is decided to show up, leading to MBM taking the first swing and beating the shit out of him this caused cyrax to bleed on the concrete and run away after begging MBM to let him go, and possibly crying.

Part 1: total chud victory

At this point, there is really only one person who thinks its bad that an obese man flew all the way to akron ohio to beat up a sperg. saying shit like

Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the frick are you BIPOCs going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat c*nt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.

the farms doesnt respond kindly to this

Lol shut the frick up cute twink

You're an r-slur.

I couldn't imagine being a giant fricking BIPOC like you

Part 2: the null factor

Someone mentions that they should feature this on the kiwifarms " Featured Content" section, and finally, null responds

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

earlier in the year, null featured ethan ralph getting his butt beat in portugal

people point this out and null chimps out

Ralph first got beat up by total strangers and then by a dude and his friend. Cog was not from the forum, was someone Ralph knew, someone Ralph had instigated for months, and who was not a 'troll' but sort-of an equal in streaming. It was literally just two streamers having a fight in Portugal. Ralph is also not a full-blown mentally handicapped person.

I'm just not featuring it. I'm sorry if you feel this is incongruous with previous decisions but I am not going to take the time to learn about Cyraxx and Marty and their history to decide if I can excuse showing up at some dude's house and picking a fight with him. From what limited information I know, it's not funny. I saw descriptions of him screaming and I'm not interested in seeing the content.

All I know about Cyraxx is that he's a mainstream horrorcow that million subscriber channels cover all the time. I'm sure it'll get enough attention without my help. There are no guidelines for a feature tagline written in stone. This does not inhibit your ability to use the forum. I owe you nothing.

now the same people who cried "total kiwi victory" are the ones defending null's decision not to feature the content (personal note: i abolutely side with null here, but the people who change their opinions on a dime like this piss me off)

lots of are posted, null tells someone who points out that he featured the ralph incident to frick off

null starts adding messages (?) to the top of peoples posts telling them to frick off

after many more are posted, null posts the following

You are EXTREMELY WELCOME to go join a Groomercord group oriented to beating up r-slurs and the frick out of here.

and locks the thread.

this isnt the first time null locked a thread after the kiwis started sperging out, the last time this happened he re-opened the thread after about ~3 days, so i'm predicting it'll be open soon

EDIT: the moment i posted this, the thread on cyrax opened up again.