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actual drama kiwidrama! :marseykiwilove: null yalls one of the most popular 'farm threads after users ask him to "feature" video of a-log beating up cow

null is having a spergout about an a-log beating up a lolcow. this a-log rented an airbnb near the cows house, only for the cow to show up and get his butt kicked (and possibly his nose broken). people are asking null to "feature" it on the "Featured Content" section of kiwifarms, but null refuses because its not funny, and because the dude that got beat up has the mental age of a 15 year old. peoples start pointing out that he featured ethan "the gunt" ralph getting his butt kicked in portugal, and null yalls the thread

Prelude

here are the characters:

Cyrax: the cow

MBM (Aka Music Biz Marty): The a-log

fun fact: MBM is fat. :marseyobese: :marseylaugh:

if you want to familiarize yourself with these characters i'd recommend reading the kiwi thread on it

basically, MBM and Cyrax have been talking a lot of shit recently, and this led to MBM renting out an airbnb incredibly close to Cyrax's house. Cyrax being the sperg that he is decided to show up, leading to MBM taking the first swing and beating the shit out of him this caused cyrax to bleed on the concrete and run away after begging MBM to let him go, and possibly crying.

Part 1: total chud victory :marseychuddance:

At this point, there is really only one person who thinks its bad that an obese man flew all the way to akron ohio to beat up a sperg. saying shit like

Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the frick are you BIPOCs going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat c*nt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.

the farms doesnt respond kindly to this :marseydisagree:

Lol shut the frick up cute twink

You're an r-slur.

I couldn't imagine being a giant fricking BIPOC like you

Part 2: the null factor

Someone mentions that they should feature this on the kiwifarms " Featured Content" section, and finally, null responds

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

earlier in the year, null featured ethan ralph getting his butt beat in portugal

people point this out and null chimps out

Ralph first got beat up by total strangers and then by a dude and his friend. Cog was not from the forum, was someone Ralph knew, someone Ralph had instigated for months, and who was not a 'troll' but sort-of an equal in streaming. It was literally just two streamers having a fight in Portugal. Ralph is also not a full-blown mentally handicapped person.

I'm just not featuring it. I'm sorry if you feel this is incongruous with previous decisions but I am not going to take the time to learn about Cyraxx and Marty and their history to decide if I can excuse showing up at some dude's house and picking a fight with him. From what limited information I know, it's not funny. I saw descriptions of him screaming and I'm not interested in seeing the content.

All I know about Cyraxx is that he's a mainstream horrorcow that million subscriber channels cover all the time. I'm sure it'll get enough attention without my help. There are no guidelines for a feature tagline written in stone. This does not inhibit your ability to use the forum. I owe you nothing.

now the same people who cried "total kiwi victory" are the ones defending null's decision not to feature the content (personal note: i abolutely side with null here, but the people who change their opinions on a dime like this piss me off)

lots of :marseywords: are posted, null tells someone who points out that he featured the ralph incident to frick off

null starts adding messages (?) to the top of peoples posts telling them to frick off

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after many more :marseywords: are posted, null posts the following

You are EXTREMELY WELCOME to go join a Groomercord group oriented to beating up r-slurs and the frick out of here.

and locks the thread.

this isnt the first time null locked a thread after the kiwis started sperging out, the last time this happened he re-opened the thread after about ~3 days, so i'm predicting it'll be open soon

EDIT: the moment i posted this, the thread on cyrax opened up again.

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Remember when kiwistrags here were clutching their pearls over Keffals correctly saying that it's a dangerous site that promotes violence against disabled and mentally ill people?

Where are they all now I wonder?

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let people enjoy things

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no

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:#marseykneel:

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Null senpai featured my keffals post early in the saga :marseyblush: also featured my Marseygate post :#marseybased: kiwifarms and null are good :marseynullpat:

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Afaik on some MATI stream he said that you're the owner of RDrama :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseynull::marseyautism:

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he's going to cause me to be extradited when the feds raid this site

:#marseychingchongitsover:

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You’re going back to America ::#marseymanifestdestiny:

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Golden manifest destiny

:#marseysaluteusa::#marseysaluteusa::#marseysaluteusa:

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I knew it, your true loyalties are for A&N. Never trust a gook.

:#marseyjewoftheorient:

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not really, A&N is just a dumping ground for me to scratch my agendaposting itch :marseyschizo:

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Your contributions are always appreciated

:#marseymarseylove:

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@BigBussyHunter @TheOverSeether you were on the wrong side of history

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Wasn't it violence by a disabled and mentally ill person in this case?

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I think that description applies to all the people mentioned in the OP tbh

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:#marseyagree:

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Where are they all now I wonder?

Here :marseyl: watching

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You are still wrong. Kiwifarms is good. Also, don’t tar a group of thousands with one example.

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Kiwistrags are all less than human they should be put to death as Allah intended

Ω‚Ψ― يجد جوش ΨΉΨ°Ψ§Ψ±Ω‰ Ψ°Ψ§Ψͺ ΩŠΩˆΩ…

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don’t tar a group of thousands with one example

:marsey57#:

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Marty was fricking with Cyraxx long before the Kiwi thread got made though

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I get butthurt when people unironically believe that stuff like this doesnt happen constantly. The tooter board has 24/7 ops cute twinkry, people just crosspost to an offsite whenever they need slight deniability. Same with dsp.

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This isn't really promoting violence tbh. The fatass isn't a site user and nobodys saying this was a good idea for him to do or that anyone else should do it. They're just documenting it and laughing.

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>promotes violence against disabled and mentally ill people?

I mean, /r/publicfreakouts does this. This is an insanely low bar to hit.

Whether KF directly instigates violence is another - actually important - question. null was probably concerned that this could be an assault that could be traced back to KF.

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Good post. Pinned.

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whats a-log?

trans lives matter

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https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A-Logging

A-Logging, named after noted Chris-Chan critic Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto, is a term used to describe the act of overplaying or exaggerating the negative traits of someone lulzy at irrational levels. This often (but not always) includes expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone and/or wishing physical harm on them, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of. A-logging also typically involves comparing oneself to someone noticeably lulzy or dysfunctional, and claiming that they're not as incompetent as said lulzy person.

People who are suspected of doing this are often referred to as "A-Logs" or "A-Loggers", and are considered at the other end of the spectrum from white knights; where white knights try to defend Chris from trolls and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to, and then some.

Basically instead of watching from a distance for laughs, a-logs will actively do things maliciously or whine incessantly how someone should die

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oh so like popcorn pissers

:marseysrdine: trans lives matter

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:#marseysrdine2:

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Alogging can be fricking with a cow but it mostly means getting SUPER SUPER MAD and taking the cow way too seriously.

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A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to, and then some.

What about if you hold that belief towards women, Canadians, zoomers, and carp?

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rude af

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Yours was good too but they technically beat you.

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its ok ur right :platyheart: , im just seeking maximum marseycoin to blow on goombling

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You and another guy posted the exact same thread minutes if not seconds apart

I assume Null has always disagreed with some of the users actively messing with the lolcows so I don't think he changed his stance on this. I remember him having a massive sperg out about some Wings haters so I think he just follows his doctrine of begging the users to not get actively involved - if that however is the correct way to handle things has yet to be determined. Either way, that video and the comments are funny af :marseyxd:

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Trolling lolcows, much less fighting them, has been against the rules forever

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Drachenlord haider in shambles

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Drachenlord h8ers are legit psychos though from what I've seen. G*rmans are broken people :marseydisagree:

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Dragonlord is a prime example of how fascism is something that can only really happen to Germans

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No tipping cows :marseylolcow:

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Most of the arguments in the thread are literally "he will see it and will be mad at it", which is a really r-slurred idea imo. Although this causes Null to chimp out instead so its a win-win.

Your point about "it would make him mad!" again shows how you're either a brand new user without a fricking clue of how this site operates, or you're an old banned user on his 100th account pooping out 10 posts a day who is too neurodivergent to figure it out.

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Goddamn is it refreshing to see someone else who hates jannying have to try to explain to a bunch of r-slurs why a collective obsession isn’t funny in some particular OTT circumstance

Thread saved for reference next time someone suggests pinning a homicide or whatever on bardfinn


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i genuinely feel bad for null. theres been a huge influx of dumbfricks who dont respect the sites culture and hes left to clean up the mess

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newstrag rdramautists will upvote this comment in between posting contextless links to /r/mtf threads with 12 comments


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He could just stop

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We should hold a party when that happens.

:#marseyglowaward:

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:#marseyfedpostyes:

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Didn't you just do an exile for leaving up some horror garbage everyone thought was unfunny?

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I don’t understand the question and I’ve read it a few times :/


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You just took a break after getting shit on for handwaving WPD's degeneracy for months, culminating in making an oopsie and not jannying that horrid one video on the grounds that you were detached because you were being hounded for not seeing why a collective obsession wasn’t funny in some particular OTT circumstance.

Just a pretty funny comment to make in that context. Every r-slur here has their own limit, and we tell ourselves we're not that b-word who encouraged Chris Chan to r*pe his senile mom, but when Bardfinn anheroes after spergs start putting marsey stickers on his house, what will we do.

Man, I was just making a joke initially, but now I think we should all kill ourselves.

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You’re either deliberately misstating the situation or you’re misinformed. The video was banned and related content was banned; doing so was one of the first things I did when I came to help WPD and I even named that video specifically.

What happened in January was what I assumed was a pre-clitpeeler thread in which ATG was discussing the content of the video. In actuality, it was ATG sending the video to dozens of people. Once I noticed this, all parties were permanently banned.

You just took a break after getting shit on for handwaving WPD's degeneracy for months

rDrama hasn’t been particularly enjoyable to use since before WPD came into existence. Snakes leaving was and remains the most joyless aspect. The (justified) collective rage over ATG was the impetus for a hiatus, but it was not even close to the sole reason. I came back when I did (it was never intended to be permanent, but I’d not meant to return for awhile yet) was from clicking it in my bookmarks, having a scroll and seeing nothing but unfunny, uninteresting garbage everywhere, and not wanting to see a thing I helped build fall to shit. I think a lot of people have this weird, misguided notion that I have fun posting here. I don’t. It’s just something I shit out on my phone throughout the day to keep the place from shambling into irrelevance. I extensively communicate internally about features and UX shit and I do enjoy that, though.


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For whatever little it's probably worth... I think you're pretty funny and appreciate your work here :marseycheerup:

I should up my drama game...

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Just because I don’t enjoy the place doesn’t mean I think it’s bad; I’m glad other people do and I’d like to keep it that way. I enjoy seeing people enjoy shit we make.


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I thought you got over it and just took the L, but you're obviously still butthurt. A little disappointing, but we're all maladjusted r-slurs here, so part and parcel.

:#marseycheerupretard:

You can be fun. Just don't turn into inverse Bardfinn.

A break is a good idea though.

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Narcissists arent capable of self reflection, theres no point trying to understand any sort of contradiction. Carp just sees someone idiots idolize arguing with even bigger idiots and searches for an opportunity to fellate himself.

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Hey carp i have a great idea

So we skin a dog in downtown Garland alive and hang it from up a tree next to a main road. We also fill it's stomach and mouth with old needles and make sure to tattoo "Bardfinn" on the dogs skin and spread rumors that it was bardy who done that.

I think it'd be a very funny bait

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Please post to /h/masterbaiters and create the /r/LoveForSkinnedDogs bait sub, I think you’re on to something here


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Average rDrama bait quality

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Sadly... it might be better

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Also make sure to post :marseyoctopus2: in the comments

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Carp please unenemy me for the accidental downvote I made somewhere. I can’t even find what post it was :(

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It cost me 86k to !everyone in Enemies, it’s NOT going away.


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Oh I guess it wasn’t an accident then.

It was worse

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Idk how these mongs don't get it, null is the dictator of the site. Annoy him and he will cut off his nose to spite you

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:#marseynull:

:!worship::!worship::!worship::!worship:

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I skimmed Cyrax's thread awhile back and could not understand why anyone would make a hobby of following this person. He's not amusing or entertaining, he needs to be in an institution.

There are a some legitimately mentally disabled cows who seem to have found a strange kind of community and support in KF, but Cyrax is not one of them. He should have been nuked from the site long ago.

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It is probably his "unique" physical appearance that gives him extra attention tbh.:marseyslaanesh:

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cyraxx is one of those cows that i can't in any way get into or retain any information about purely cause the people that follow him are so fricking annoying and r-slurred, much like ethan ralph or russel greer, two other cows that had their threads closed temporarily over similar shit. i'm assuming it'll be re-opened in a week to get the full dipshits time to forget the thread exists

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Russel is hilarious. I wish his community was less spergy

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Wtf is an a-log

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basically popcorn pissers. they go out of their way to decry how much they hate the lolcow, and even go as far as to frick with them IRL

cyrax attracts these guys in spades. MBM has been obsessively a-logging this dude for almost ~2 years now, spending his time arguing with cyrax in video calls and fricking with him IRL

this has led to people taking it WAY to far. people have showed up to his house, they've fricked with his family, and recently someone sent an envelope filled with white powder saying it was anthrax or some shit, leading to his entire neighborhood getting evacuated. (props to kiwicels though, they immediately denounced this)

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Thank u for explaining but what's the etymology

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this page does a good job of explaining who a-log was and why they started using the phrase

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Thanks

All roads really do lead to Him

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Thank you for asking first. If we had a boomer confused Marsey I think I'd be using it five times a day.

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Difference is, Ralph is an aggressive butthole and got beaten up for it, this cyrex guy seems like just a literal r-slur. Gross, but not actively belligerent, but I know nothing really about him :marseyshrug:

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the actual difference is that ralph makes null butthurt by existing in the same part of the internet as him and not actively jerking him off (what half this thread is doing). Null had 0 issue being friendly with him during 99% of the main ibs segas.

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Ralph was much less unhinged and degenerate back then, though. Or at least appeared that way. He (or his public image, anyway) went from "normal grifting r-slur with potential drinking problem" to "substance abuser who goes for drug addicted barely legal kitty and can't stop lashing out at literally everyone" after they fell out. I don't even like Null, but acting like this is the same situation is r-slurred

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Ralph is way less of a degen than cyraxx by any metric and no hes not really different now. Hes always been exactly as you described. Every null peepeerider will say theyre "critical" of him constantly so that doesnt mean anything

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I don't know anything about cyraxx or care enough to find out so no comment on that part. And I'm not "critical" of null, i actively find him annoying whenever i look at his streams. I do respect the sheer autism he has tho, literally anyone else would have quit KF years ago

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What null said has some truth to it. Ralph got beat up by some other streamer, while this guy literally rented out an airbnb near cyrax just to provoke him, and then attacked him when he showed up

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The other guy is also a streamer. I don’t see how that different. He IS a child predator who try to sexting minor too and had challenges the guy to fight any time. No different from Ralph or boogie

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I couldn't imagine being a giant fricking BIPOC like you

This coming from someone cryposting that they can’t post Worldstar tier shit is hilarious

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:#marseypopcorn:

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did that fat guy beat up an r-slured midget who was asking him to stop. jesus


Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster

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Null despite being a cow himself is once again right. His morals are weird but at least they exist.

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Wait are these r-slurred butt kiwis really unable to understand a video of randos beating up someone vs a forum member literally doing all this to purposely? And why jersh wouldn’t want to promote shit that would likely encourage deranged members of his site to do shit like this in the future?

These tards are basically saying hey null let’s turn this forum into actually what keffels and :!marseytrain:s have lied about what goes on here

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i don't know anything about this guy and i don't care. enjoy your funny content. i don't have to share it.

This does not inhibit your ability to use the forum. I owe you nothing.

:#marseykingcrown:

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i like observing the lolcows as much as anybody but people like the MBM that want to be apart of the show and cause harm deserve to die IMO.

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:marseyagree: this is my biggest gripe with a-logs.

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Cyraxx is a real p-do and like to challenge people for a fight. He deserved it.

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cyrax is a p-dophile btw

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jesus christ the peopel jerking null off in the debate thread are obnoxious. Also it absolutely is similar to the ralph thing (and they both reflect poorly on the current culture of the site). Its funny to see null get butthurt about it.

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Copied my comment from the other thread: :#marseymerchantelf:

At the bottom of the OP of Cyrax's thread there is a cast of characters. On Music Biz Marty's description there is this:

Cyrax is very scared of him and thinks about Marty β€œ70%-85% of the time” according to Tangerine Cat, Cyrax’s fake online ex gf.

is this one of us? :#marseydramautist:

:#marseygigathonk:

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