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I would like to summon !simps to the witness stand
Please discuss
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Why am I included in this? I don’t simp for over/underweight teenage birdwomen.
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im not a teenager!
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Innie or outie?
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innie ??? why
EDIT: I THOUGHT HE MEANT BELLYBUTTON OH NO
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Why would you answer?
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bellybutton???? right???
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How do you not know any better still?
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idk it didnt seem like an important question
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She's pretending
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The foids natural intense need for attention defeats all reason.
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THATS NOT WHY I DIDNT THINK HE MEANT THAT
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Not your belly button.
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I thought he was asking about belly buttons too 💀
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Are all zoomerfoids this naive?
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I'm not a foid and I thought he was asking about a belly button too.
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yes
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tbf innies n outies describe bellybuttons usually i thought he ment bellybuttons 2
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OKAY THANK YOU
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WAIT WHAT
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!chuds tell me this looks like an "if a truck wore pants" meme
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what is this chart?
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I don’t get it
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why would anyone want to know that ?
what a mystery
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I THOUGHT HE MEANT BELLYBUTTON IM GONNA KMS
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He was talking about the butthole wasn't he?
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Prolapsechads rise up!
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smartest woman
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truly
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While ur at it can you touch your elbows behind your back?
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yes but that trick only works irl
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What did he mean?
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I couldn't think of anybody who would find this interesting so I just pinged a bunch of people I hoped would shit up the thread
Also join !simps
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I’m going to try and out foid a foid thread and dox myself. Say something nice.
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This is a cute picture. Your posture and facial features que me off that you abuse some type of substance though.
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I’m trying to balance two raccoons crawling on my back and I’m addicted to amphetamines.
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are you only into stims?
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I take Adderall legitimately and have the same issue every month with taking more than I’m supposed to and having a few days without it every month.
I like weed but if I have it I’ll smoke/vape/eat it until it doesn’t get me high anymore and truthfully I’m much better without it.
I’ve done just about all of the basics once except opiates as they just make me feel like shit. Alcohol just makes me feel like shit, but I’ll have a shot a couple times a year.
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Racoons are vermin and should be exterminated. You got a really nice backyard though.
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You look like you live well in a way that is uncharacteristic of this site’s users.
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wdym bb my efficiency just as good
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kindness in a pic
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Nice picture
,but you have terrible eyebags haha 
, just like me btw 
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That’s because I was up for multiple days straight nursing babies.
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Wait are you the raccoon garage poster on the cars subreddit
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Yeah
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This is like meeting Captain America in real life
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wait is that actually you?? tf
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Yeah. Why would I post pics of other dudes in their underwear covered in raccoons?
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idk!! cute though
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Hotdog fingers
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I LUV THEM
is that a rescue? i dwopped a bluebird off last year at a wildlife rescue nyear mwe after she ran intwo our windwow
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These were my most perfect three girl raccoons that somebody dropped off late in the season and the best ones I’ve ever raised and then they all died in November from parvo.
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dwont they have antivirals fwor that?
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I’m just a bootleg rescuer taking animals the gatekeeping rescuers wont take and don’t have access to any drugs to treat them.
I also recognized it too late. It was when my dad was in the ICU and things were chaotic and I was trying to give them some freedom.
Saline injections under the skin was all I could do with what I had access to.
The most lovable one got sick first and died last and was inside the whole time. While she was sick I didn’t know the others were and then they disappeared. One showed up at my back door about fifteen minutes before she died, the other I found in one of our play spots in the woods, facing as if it was trying to crawl home.
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rest in peace littwal cwitters
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omg u really are a rehabber? thats amazing! i volunteer at a wildlife rehab its so much fun but definitely does get sad when an animal doesnt make it
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NOOOOOOOOOO POOR LADIES
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swomweonye uwu'd mwe but this is better anyway
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Cute
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looking good!
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Where you live? that scenery is so pretty
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Just some fascist shithole amerikkkan flyover state with zero redeeming qualities, if you’d asked the local subreddit.
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Appalachia?
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Michigan, although we have a house in Kentucky.
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Is it hilly there?
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Omg that looks like something out of a movie
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omg i didnt give you that 1000 dramacoin yet because i thought you ust pulled a picture of a racoon from the net. I did not know you work at some racoon rescue so nice. gonna give i once ii farm it
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I forgot or don’t have any idea what the situation was so don’t worry about it.
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Make a new twitter
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I’m worried I’ll go through the effort of getting a burner phone and doing all the right steps to set up a safe account, and then I’ll do something stupid like automatically log in on one of the old iPhones laying around as house controllers and lose everything again.
I was only on there for a few months but managed to make some great friends and got laid by a crazy racist woman and was followed by two of my favorite comedians and then all of a sudden one day I was outside in the cold and voiceless while everyone was warm inside and unable to hear the different ways I’d come up with to make women feel ashamed about their vaginas.
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Does twitter do IP/hardware bans? Do they give a frick if you log into a phone associated with a banned account? Ive done it before without issue.
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When I got perma’d, all of my other accounts that had been logged in with the same devices as others instantly required redoing phone and email verification (some of these accounts were a decade old) and as soon as I did it permabanned those accounts too.
Apparently they don’t do an IP ban, but a collection of fingerprinting which includes device but also shit like who you follow and interact with.
I actually used the ban to reconnect with an old best friend that I’d ghosted around the 2016 election because he started leaning Bernie Bro and his new wife had him hanging out with people from Toronto. Now I just send him my silly half-thought out bits.
Like buying the rights to Presidential Airlines then creating a subsidiary doing FAA Part 135 charter service named Jimmy Charter and selling flights to Jimmy Carter’s funeral.
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U look like that Canadian firearms laywer, the one who told the poly tech shoot survivors self interested and stupid
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Those leaf b-words had it coming.
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Yea. U really think they'd gotten over it, but I guess they really weren't cut out to be engineers after all
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Adorbs!
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but your instagram is public?
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Yeah. I just hadn’t posted face/body on here before except for my peepee. I’m sure many dramatards have seen my Instagram
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yea I get it, it's just because you are sorta an online personality, you know
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Manlet
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5’8” but my mom says I’m still due for a growth spurt!
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wake me up when berzel posts receipts
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Yikes I should probably
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What’s your avatar btw?
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It’s the Witten Girl that was interviewed on All Gas No Brakes and then my best friend Adam Friedland had s*x with her when he was grieving his breakup with his Asian ex fiancée, Dasha.
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SHOE BIRDS BUT THEY DO NOT HAVE SHOES
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shoRebirds, babe
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stop gaslamping him
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shes a woman
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No doxxing
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sure is
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there's no women on rdrama
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what is a woman?
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What the frick is a shore bird?
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shorebirds are birds that live on the seashore
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kek
Not today, ghoulish old cute twink
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kek make america grate again
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You and mimwee ruined my post
why else would I be in this thread except to jumpscare
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explain
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