Some of you really are fricking mentally ill. Not r-slurred, not faking, but genuinely mentally ill.

I’m shocked. I had no idea. :marseypepe2:

To follow up this revelation I’d like you to know that if you ever need support, DO NOT reach out to me, otherwise you will perish.

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If anyone needs support and is within eight hours of Michigan I’ll come pick you up and we’ll do figure-eight drifts in the Porsche with a baby raccoon in the cup holder.

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How do you end up with these guys? Are you just adopting woodland critters that go up to your house?


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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But really Iβ€˜ve always treated wildlife as friends and they’ve always been unusually chill around me. Some are ones that came up to the house, some people have dropped off orphaned or injured and I get them healthy and release them, and others I’ve found on the freeway injured or trying to nurse off their smooshed mother.

I’ve also made the woods around my house as accommodating as possible to the animals I want to live around me. Redirecting and slowing down creeks so there’s water to drink and crayfish to catch, building nests and winching them up in trees, stealing hollow logs from neighboring woods…

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This also happens to me except instead of woodland creatures it's senile elderly people

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Wholesome


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Make some hugelmounds and insect hotels :marseyshy:

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Just open your window?

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No, everyone except Soren. Fricking menace.

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@Soren literally live in michigan

trans lives matter

:#trumpjaktalking:

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:#marseynotesglow:

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K, I’ll come get you.

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Soren is fat, might affect your drifting

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Frunk and back seat are full of cookies.

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Darn, can you come adopt me stepdad? :marseywhirlyhat: :marseyelonmusk:

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Are you a raccoon? I only buy 120 packs of cookies when it’s a raccoon birthday party.

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n then

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he's a nice guy

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And Family Man is a good show, but I’m still not driving to Quahog

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For you :marseybane:

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michigan sound korean

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:#marseyinshallah::#marseypleading2:

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zoz

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zozzle

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No amount of Porsches and baby raccoons is worth being in Michigan

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Make sure to count your money like a boss, with the window down, in the car park of the local Walmart at about 6pm.

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