A week ago the incel community of r drama.net came to me.
They said "pizza, I know you're retired from the foid bashing game now but we have a big problem, big problem."
"What's going on" I said. The incels told me the story: there's this sub-mid foid named Ted Simp on r drama doing crazy simp numbers. I say "sub mid, what are we talking about here?" and they provided me the details.
At first I was taken back by what I saw. You're telling me this foid is doing crazy simp numbers? High quality foids on here are doing 2, maybe 3 simps. This foid was doing 11 at the very least.
It kept me awake for a few nights but I agreed to engage the beast. You saw the final showdown tonight, when I was forced to go gloves off and rally the incels into battle after she amassed her simps on me when I correctly identified why she had an ED. I realized she was downmarseying comments, a sign of her being frazzled and likely about to unravel.
I was never going to post her pic - it's not my style, but a brave incel charged the bunker and did it without me even expecting it.
Ted is now in a state of manic meltdown spamming me via msg with stuff like this:
Incels: we won bigly tonight, the tides are turning. Expect a lot of simp outrage for the next few hours. They're likely in a state of shock their leader was defeated so easily. But it's over.
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Whoever is using this account now really fell off with this meta drama bullshit
Pizza rambling about blacks while working at foot locker was infinitely better
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So what happened to the OG shill?
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Probably moved on tbh. Rslurred but not enough to stick around
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Are you guys being serious or what? A while back he posted pics of getting cheap food and shit and it looked like the same apartment.
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Never
forget lmao
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They really are made for each other
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I’m really happy I’m not poor.
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I buy the discount steaks
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There’s no shame in being frugal unless you’re pizzashill.
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I had a very delicious grass fed prime ribeye last night and it was only $10/lb
I would never buy discount salads like the shill though
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Course we’re serious rslur what site do you think this is? Subreddit drama?
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He got killed in Ukraine
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Cardiac arrest after taking too many adderall pills in the middle of an argument
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Topping up while your teeth are already chattering is tempting but ultimately a rookie mistake.
Tweak safely!
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It's the real Pizzashill
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Plz confirm.
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Pizza has been spiraling even by pizza standards for months.
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So it's really him? I assumed it was cause he still talks about politics but I've heard this rumor a few times.
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It's a good rumor.
And it's true!
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misogyny is always in fashion
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Simp alert
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I hate this narwhal bacons at midnight shit from people who aren't even micro ecelebs, including the woman with BPD at the center of this
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I'm on a diet butthole.
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Wrong, this
is kino
Simps don't think
Trans
lives
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