INCELS: YOU CALLED AND I ANSWERED. Ted Simp has been defeated and exposed.

A week ago the incel community of r drama.net came to me.

They said "pizza, I know you're retired from the foid bashing game now but we have a big problem, big problem."

"What's going on" I said. The incels told me the story: there's this sub-mid foid named Ted Simp on r drama doing crazy simp numbers. I say "sub mid, what are we talking about here?" and they provided me the details.

At first I was taken back by what I saw. You're telling me this foid is doing crazy simp numbers? High quality foids on here are doing 2, maybe 3 simps. This foid was doing 11 at the very least.

It kept me awake for a few nights but I agreed to engage the beast. You saw the final showdown tonight, when I was forced to go gloves off and rally the incels into battle after she amassed her simps on me when I correctly identified why she had an ED. I realized she was downmarseying comments, a sign of her being frazzled and likely about to unravel.

I was never going to post her pic - it's not my style, but a brave incel charged the bunker and did it without me even expecting it.

Ted is now in a state of manic meltdown spamming me via msg with stuff like this:

Incels: we won bigly tonight, the tides are turning. Expect a lot of simp outrage for the next few hours. They're likely in a state of shock their leader was defeated so easily. But it's over.