A week ago the incel community of r drama.net came to me.
They said "pizza, I know you're retired from the foid bashing game now but we have a big problem, big problem."
"What's going on" I said. The incels told me the story: there's this sub-mid foid named Ted Simp on r drama doing crazy simp numbers. I say "sub mid, what are we talking about here?" and they provided me the details.
At first I was taken back by what I saw. You're telling me this foid is doing crazy simp numbers? High quality foids on here are doing 2, maybe 3 simps. This foid was doing 11 at the very least.
It kept me awake for a few nights but I agreed to engage the beast. You saw the final showdown tonight, when I was forced to go gloves off and rally the incels into battle after she amassed her simps on me when I correctly identified why she had an ED. I realized she was downmarseying comments, a sign of her being frazzled and likely about to unravel.
I was never going to post her pic - it's not my style, but a brave incel charged the bunker and did it without me even expecting it.
Ted is now in a state of manic meltdown spamming me via msg with stuff like this:
](https://i.rdrama.net/images/16785883308259773.webp)
Incels: we won bigly tonight, the tides are turning. Expect a lot of simp outrage for the next few hours. They're likely in a state of shock their leader was defeated so easily. But it's over.
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Tedβs still right
lmao. Someone should post 
your fat goblin 
body 
that pojom 
posted all over 
groomercord 
after whining about how annoying 
you are to live with
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do it
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Get a haircut bruh
u slovenly
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Battle of Mid-way lmao
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The Chad lurch
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POV you are about to be called a chud
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Same energy
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He's literally me
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Post his face or else this is just a fake Pizza post.
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I remember when he posted it. I believe somebody here peer pressured him into buying a proper tv, not realizing he didnβt have a room big enough for one.
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I thought he posted similar trying to prove hes not poor
by flexing some chinese 
walmart 
tv
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It's the same room he posted himself
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Was his face in any of the photos that have been posted?
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Hoodrich lil neighbor
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More like my gf didnt wanna carry home their shit bags and just left stuff in the basket.
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No, it's a 1min walk lol.
Anyway I got her a car partly because of the basket fiasco.
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You should have gotten her a backpack instead of going into debt
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got the car cash, but ok.
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I feel like it'd be easier to live with a downsy tard than live with pizza
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itsthesamepicture.webm
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Just post pictures of everybody involved at this point.
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