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:marseyfans: Daily foid simping, orbitting, worship, and paypigging thread :marseymoney: :!marseyfrozenchosen:

Hello my gorgeous gooners! :marseylove: Ted_simp has been getting a lot of (deserved!) attention as of late, but something about it feels a bit unfair to all the other fricking Goddesses we have on the site. As such, I've made this thread, which I will now be posting daily, for simps and foids to meet up with eachother. Pretty cool, right?

ǃbiofoids Please use this thread to meet up with potential simps. Also, you're welcome for the 10 dramacoin, message me your cashapp if you want something more serious (no questions asked) :marseyblowkiss:

@gee891 @justcool393 @RitalinRx @transgirltradwife just because you're not biofoids doesn't mean you're excluded from finding yourself some simps, we're very inclusive here.

@Aevann pls pin

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Okay bro ur like 16 years old and ur entire Reddit history is talking about videogames

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Factcheck: This claim is 100% true.

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Who is checking the fact checkers?

Factcheck: None of this is real.

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Factcheck: This claim hurts trans lives.

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The checking factors.

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God I fricking hate foids.

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I still have more mental space for hating moids than foids. Probably because I hold them to a higher bar.

Most foids are in a permenant state of self-contented mediocrity and only upsets me when those ones think they can exceed that. Which IRL is rarer than the media likes to pretend.

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FrozenChosen :marseysad:

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She's going to come back any day now and everything will be just like it was and stay exactly the same forever :marseyjam:

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and stay exactly the same forever

:marseytime: :marseycontemplatesuicide:

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:cry:

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everything will be just like it was and stay exactly the same forever

:marseytablet#ired2:

This is paring with cognac and American Football - s/t too well.

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:#marseytombstone:

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:marseyill:

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I still masturbate to her thank you cyberdick voice dms

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16786910208870018.webp

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send me bro :marseynut:

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:marseyno:

It was for me

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Not worth it.

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So the plan is to treat this like a hurricane and steer into it huh?

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it's kinda hilarious how quickly the site melted down over this lol

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Dramatards are all very online, it's not surprising they all act like total spergs in this situation.

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we should segregate the internet by gender tbqh. its in everyone's best interest

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Could you actually imagine though? That'd be insufferable.

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Enbies only. Anybody that reveals gender is put into the simp/sexhaver hole

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:#marseyagreefast:

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I thought it was a nothingburger but maybe the ironic incels were unironic i dont know :marseyscared:

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What happened lol

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s*x between 2 adults

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>dramaBIPOCs

>adults

Cmon now 🤣

>dramatard s*x

🤢

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I made a thread making fun of abshite a few days back, thread eventually devolved into pushback against ted_simp and her orbiters. turns out pics of her were being passed around in dms. pizza started arguing with her, the fighting got picked up by kiwifarms, and an old pic of ted's face was posted there

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/f2ecaf85-7ede-4e8f-8380-ab67cb85ab3b-jpeg.4751593/

just today she decided to post face

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Ty lmao. It's always the gimmick posters melting down :#marseyemojirofl:

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ok but are you actually still in High School, is what I want to know. Has the /r/teenagers been here all along

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:#marseytroublemaker:

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:#marseysteer:

Only one way through a dramastorm.

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Any port in a dramastorm?

:#marseywink:

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It's about choosing the navigable semicircle

:#marseysailor:

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Real sailors aim for the dirty side

:#marseygoatse:

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:marseysteer:

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Holy fricking shit we do not care you should all keep yourselves safe

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Then fricking stand up. Go after the foids, nobody else is willing to rip into them.

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The problem is negative attention is still attention you have to just wall it all off or go after the most egregious simps. You made so many ted threads it just sustains this shit instead of letting it die off days ago

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You're literally a simp dude. You have no idea, I'm trying to run that b-word off of this website.

Maybe she kills herself.

Maybe an incel stalker does the lords work, idk.

This is total war.

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We should take rDrama and push it somewhere else

https://media.tenor.com/bvgD8RguOM4AAAAd/push-it-somewhere-else-spongebob.gif

And if that doesn’t work then it’s over. There’s literally nothing else we could do.

:marseygameritsover::marseyitsover::marseymuslimitsover::marseymuslimahitsover:

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That doesnt work though and I barely interact with her on here if I to talk to her I pick up the phone. You made like 5+ threads about her over a few hours it just drowns out any normal drama to the point that half of the content on here is tedcentric. You’re just adding to the noise

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5 lmao? Get out of here dude.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16786891998070242.webp

Honestly couldve been more I thought one got jannied

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Literally 2 of those are about her.

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Do you even read what you type out before you send it

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More comments

:#marseyfedpostyes:

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This but completely unironically

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1678664399303551.webp

None of them can compete with this queen, I won't even tempt myself. I'm a thought virgin until my boyfriend free girl notices me. :marseyindignant:

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Uhh, I know I'm r-slurred but isn't the image on that notepad photoshopped on there?

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My simp resume:

:marseyminipixel:37 y/o virgin (gold star: never kissed/held hands with another foid)

:marseyminipixel: Extensive anime romcom library so I'm sensitive to foid needs

:marseyminipixel: terminally online, available to white knight and upmarsey 24/7 (have 300 alts, cross platform simping available)

:marseyminipixel: hyperfixate on and overemphasize trivial interactions

:marseyminipixel: DC/Mbux/gift cards supplied on weekly basis

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Any biofoids here can send me pics for a free and fair rating.

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Same, but for neofoids.

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temporarily allowing any dramatard to purchase me a copy of binding of isaac: rebirth on steam, for women's history month

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DM me

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Reparashuns :marseymerchant:

I would say foid game for foid month, but I play Isaac addictively and have since I was 12. Might make a Guppy Marsey :marseyexcited:

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I've heard a lot of people say that about Isaac, it's what made me curious about it. I would say my favourite roguelike is Slay the Spire but I haven't booted it up in a while because I feel like I've finally done everything in it :marseygiveup:

Also just looked up Guppy and yes pls make grey cat Marseys, here's my irl Guppy, grey supremacy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16786916406709433.webp

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It's a good game :marseyjam: i can link you to a DRM free copy if you want

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I kept seeing a bunch of cute crocheted dolls of it so I basically have to play it now so I'm not stealing valour if I make one, would love that ty X (formerly chiobu) :marseyloveyou:

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yo check ou 1337x.to maybe it's cracked now, love torrenting from here

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1678692814430884.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16786929414187744.webp

Also my irl Guppy! :marseybow:

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Sorry to compare your favourite thing to Invader Zim lol but I bet the cutesy + creepy aspect appeals to a lot of girls who had Invader Zim phases. Cute + creepy in general is a very easy sell with women, heck, even just creepy is enough, look at who watches true crime stuff

I think one of the plushie ones would be a cute base too, like imagine an Isaac and guppy one :marseyplushie2: or even just :marseytransplushie2:. Also omg you literally have a Guppy irl I love the little curled paws so much 🥺🥺🥺

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I remember picking up an Invader Zim comic book when I was 14 at my LGS but my mom picked me up before I could really get into it :marseyitsover:

I might have tried to look more into it but I doubt I’d like it anymore now that I don’t have any memories with it. The opportunities we lose every second that our youth passes… :marseydepressed:

The cat’s name is Fred!! He’s incredibly sweet and likes to climb up to meet people and bite them softly on the nose :marseyhappytears: he’s also pretty :marseyschizotwitch::marseystims: tho, think he might have had brain damage before my family found him at the shelter. He likes to binge eat a lot, not for the sake of it but literally so he can gain enough weight to flatten my other cats to maintain dominance. He has the psyche of a lion.

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:marseylove::marseylove:

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Idk why it’s so :marseytrad:-filled tbh. Maybe it’s the cutesy artstyle, it certainly pleases the gay in me :marseyhomofascist: Even the main ‘toob I watch for it is lavencas who is a foid (reportedly). The editing certainly screams mayofoid.

Honestly if I was going to seriously make Marseys I’d probably start with Guppy ones. Mainly using

:#marseydead:

:#marseyexcited:

:#marseythumbsup:

For templates.

Now I want an Isaac mod that replaces all Guppy items and the transformation with Marsey :#marseyfluffy:

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My Marsey looks the same, blue tabbies über alles

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I'm gonna give you 1000 dc after i grind it later for this cat pic

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He had a stressful day, the fire alarm company came and tested them and it was loud. He crawled into my lap and put his head in my armpit to block the noise :#cryingatcuteness: he loves his dramafoids sm

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