Pizza is in my opinion the most overrated food in the universe. And does not deserve all the praise it gets.
Now, if you like pizza, fine. We all have different taste buds and experience flavours differently, I get it. But what I do NOT understand is the sheer amount of people claiming this food item to be "THE BEST FOOD!" and "MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE!" Like seriously? PIZZA? is your favorite? I can think of probably 100 foods significantly better than pizza off the top of my head, but you choose pizza as your favorite? Burgers, sushi, fried chicken, burritos, HECK EVEN TACOS! But no, pizza seems to have everyone drooling. Well not me.
Pizza is fricking boring. It's lame-butt crust drizzled with "pizza sauce" AKA fricking tomato paste, with a bunch of greasy butt cheese, with a shit ton of toppings thrown on-top of it which you can barley taste since 90% of it tastes like the aforementioned cheese grease... BURGERS have a better flavour than pizza ANY day of the week.
Now you might be thinking; "Well, you've probably just had shitty pizza..." Over the 20 years of being on earth I've eaten SO MUCH DARN PIZZA! You know why? BECAUSE ITS ALL PEOPLE WANT TO FRICKING EAT AT PARTYS! Some delicious burritos? No, pizza... Some nicely made sushi platter? No, pizza... You know why its used at so many parties? Because its cheap and shitty. It's the bottom of the barrel food item that I wouldn't be surprised to find at the bottom of a dumpster where it belongs. I've had Dominos, Pizza Hut, Papa Leo's, homemade, and several others. I'm so sick of pizza... I didn't mind pizza as a kid, I still never found it THAT great (which everyone crucified me for) but after years of it being shoved down my throat at 20 years old I fricking hate it. And to this day I don't get peoples attraction to it.
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!downvoters what is this bullshit.
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Pizza is delicious in the moment but it's probably not worth the digestive cost.
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Same with burgers, fried chicken, burritos and tacos. And I think sushi tracks with a higher prevalence for stomach cancer too.
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Those other ones are bad for you sure, but none of them make it genuinely harder to sleep after I eat them like pizza does.
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My ancestors survived a thousand winters on cheese, beer, and cured meat. My stomach like IRON!
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I think mercury poisoning is gonna get me before the stomach cancer does.
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I'mo so fricking terminally online that I thought you meant
@pizzashill at first glance
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I only read the first few sentences but you gotta go to small local places for genuinely good pizza. I wont turn down the major chains and enjoy it when offered but small pizza shops are WAY fricking better
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Okay i read the last few sentences and there is something wrong with you
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Cmon everybody knows we don't like his posts unironically he's just a funny sperg we can have debates with don't take it too hard
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I grew up out west and didn't get pizza, but back east it is completely different. The pizza available NYC, Philly, and even suburbs in the north east is PHENOMENAL!!
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Pizza is fine, reliably not a waste of time to eat
It's weird if it's your favorite food though
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I found OPs dox.
George Ouzounian
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I literally just got pizza because of this post
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pizza is one of the great american food inventions and i'll hear no anti-american slander
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This is unironically how I feel about "deep dish pizza". That shit is just a tub of low-quality cheese and tomato sauce. It's the ultimate slop, which I guess explains its popularity, but it's seriously kinda gross.
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Lmao gotem.
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