Friday Night Drunk Thread

I drunkenly dropped my phone and now I can't find my SIM card so I can't call the suicide hotline, which is all I've been doing for the past four hours and which ideally would make up the rest of my evening. Also, I lost my nicotine machine and the malding obesoid at the gas station didn't laugh at my joke about needing nicotine.

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I'm actually stressed out hardcore because I planned a certain level of ideation with the knowledge I could call the hotline, now I can't and I can't find my SIM card soon I'm just going to scream at my mirror for a full eight hours. Yuck.

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