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I drunkenly dropped my phone and now I can't find my SIM card so I can't call the suicide hotline, which is all I've been doing for the past four hours and which ideally would make up the rest of my evening. Also, I lost my nicotine machine and the malding obesoid at the gas station didn't laugh at my joke about needing nicotine.

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"look at me i am a woman, i did s*x"

>20,000 upkongs

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Idk who u are that said this but The_Red_Shill gotta say The_Red_Shill agree The_Red_Shill always have hated any of my woman friends acting like they accomplished anything by having s*x, even if it was a hot guy u didnt do anything. Im glad this website has the ghost feature where The_Red_Shill can vent about this without being identified and also say that trans lives matter

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!biofoids discuss

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i never talk about my s*x life but knowing it makes scrotes this mad is making me reconsider

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i upmarsey

white extinction is long overdue

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A man can dream, Snaps. A man can dream.

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What kind of shit phone do you have that the sim card pops out when you drop it?

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It was the cheapest smarthpone on Mint's website, I don't know about phones and only moved from a flipphone because I was single and had to try dating apps. Also my room's a mess, I dropped it on this empty bedframe because I got bedbugs over a year ago and even though I very quickly killed them, I still have this massive bed/mattress/furniture setup from when I had a normal life. I'm also a shutin so I know it was a neighbor who gave me bugs, I hate every part of life and need a professional to talk me down.

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Oh i thought you were calling suicide hotlines for the lulz. Don't rope i guess. Is that what they would tell you? Go with that.

You can turn it around. I was getting pretty close to the edge like a year ago but like 15 years ago I was also close to the edge and I made a promise that I wouldn't off myself while my mom was still alive because of what it would do to her. Wouldn't ya know it the b-word just keeps on living. Don't break your moms heart. That's really the only advice I can give you.

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You're right and I won't but maybe she shouldn't have married an abusive manlet? I could deal with an abusive childhood if I got great genes out of it, and maybe I could tolerate being short if I'd had a good home life. I'm gonna grin and bear it like always but it's her fricking fault for pretending shorts are human.

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married an abusive manlet

Hope for dramatards everywhere

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16797183562354696.webp

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Exactly that, one of the chicks at the suicide hotline suggested I be a professional dogwalker and pulled up some listings proving I could do so. I tried to explain it was low status but she didn't know about reddit.

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it's literally me

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Hello, Garry.

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I'm famous doctor Garry Chess, I had some dramatic encounter today where a waitress yelled at me for no reason (after I cheekily threw a glass of wine on her outfit). Foids, amirite?

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I'm actually stressed out hardcore because I planned a certain level of ideation with the knowledge I could call the hotline, now I can't and I can't find my SIM card soon I'm just going to scream at my mirror for a full eight hours. Yuck.

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@DiddyMoon @Kong-Vann what's the best app to call people with your desktop? I'd rather free for privacy but I don't mind paying, I'm actually really fricked rightnow.

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groomercord is the easiest for that

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I'm just rdrama-joking but it's really frustrating to lose my sim card, I very strongly would like to call the suicide hotline and instead I'm going to be hyper-awake for eight hours after they close wishing I could be dead. I only have an hour until they close and I'm worried I won't get a chance to call.

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i think there are some online chat services you can use like 7 cups of tea, maybe try one of those. hope you find you're sim card and feel better soon bro

black trans lives matter

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