Friday Night Drunk Thread

I drunkenly dropped my phone and now I can't find my SIM card so I can't call the suicide hotline, which is all I've been doing for the past four hours and which ideally would make up the rest of my evening. Also, I lost my nicotine machine and the malding obesoid at the gas station didn't laugh at my joke about needing nicotine.

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What kind of shit phone do you have that the sim card pops out when you drop it?

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It was the cheapest smarthpone on Mint's website, I don't know about phones and only moved from a flipphone because I was single and had to try dating apps. Also my room's a mess, I dropped it on this empty bedframe because I got bedbugs over a year ago and even though I very quickly killed them, I still have this massive bed/mattress/furniture setup from when I had a normal life. I'm also a shutin so I know it was a neighbor who gave me bugs, I hate every part of life and need a professional to talk me down.

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Oh i thought you were calling suicide hotlines for the lulz. Don't rope i guess. Is that what they would tell you? Go with that.

You can turn it around. I was getting pretty close to the edge like a year ago but like 15 years ago I was also close to the edge and I made a promise that I wouldn't off myself while my mom was still alive because of what it would do to her. Wouldn't ya know it the b-word just keeps on living. Don't break your moms heart. That's really the only advice I can give you.

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You're right and I won't but maybe she shouldn't have married an abusive manlet? I could deal with an abusive childhood if I got great genes out of it, and maybe I could tolerate being short if I'd had a good home life. I'm gonna grin and bear it like always but it's her fricking fault for pretending shorts are human.

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Hope for dramatards everywhere

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