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Friday Night Drunk Thread

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I drunkenly dropped my phone and now I can't find my SIM card so I can't call the suicide hotline, which is all I've been doing for the past four hours and which ideally would make up the rest of my evening. Also, I lost my nicotine machine and the malding obesoid at the gas station didn't laugh at my joke about needing nicotine.

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Hello, Garry.

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I'm famous doctor Garry Chess, I had some dramatic encounter today where a waitress yelled at me for no reason (after I cheekily threw a glass of wine on her outfit). Foids, amirite?

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