I ended up creating an account on rdrama after seeing some hilarious editorializing headlines on here, so I thought it would be fun if we did a monthly best headline contest. Pick your favorite headline from September with a link to the post as a comment below. 500 dramacoins go to the comment with the most upmarseys and the person who submitted the post originally. 
Contest will be open for one week from today.
Submission should look like this:
'Straight' 
Reddit virgin books bussy 
blasting appointment, entire life flashes before his eyes during post-nut clarity
https://rdrama.net/post/13109/straight-marseysmirk-reddit-virgin-books-bussy
This month's winner are u/Tyler and u/Jew each of them receive a payment of 500 dramacoins from my personal poorcell stash.
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Almost nobody read it, but I was kinda proud of Loser chimp ostracized by other monkeys for dating mayofoid
Oops, that was in August. Cucked out for the second time.
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Third time's the charm!
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That was a good headline.
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Self promotion is super duper cringerino valentino famalam
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