I ended up creating an account on rdrama after seeing some hilarious editorializing headlines on here, so I thought it would be fun if we did a monthly best headline contest. Pick your favorite headline from September with a link to the post as a comment below. 500 dramacoins go to the comment with the most upvotes and the person who submitted the post originally. 
Contest will be open for one week from today.
Submission should look like this:
'Straight' 
Reddit virgin books bussy 
blasting appointment, entire life flashes before his eyes during post-nut clarity
https://rdrama.net/post/13109/straight-marseysmirk-reddit-virgin-books-bussy
This month's winner are u/Tyler and u/Jew each of them receive a payment of 500 dramacoins from my personal poorcell stash.
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"Coalburner gasses the *ikes"
https://rdrama.net/logged_out/post/16749/coalburner-gasses-the-ikes
Legendary title by u/Jew.
Only a true coal burner can top this. π
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This doesn't auto redirect to a logged in link if you're logged in FIX IT J-SLURS
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Fix what? That's the point of logged out link - to make you logged out. Do you not want to be logged out? Don't put "logged_out" into the link.
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Based and it's-a-feature-pilled
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I don't get why that would exist. Just cache user login info and if they're not logged in show the relevant version of the page?
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His alternate title was great too:
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Carp's from yesterday almost made me not regret that I'm forced to follow him:
"Wizard loses his wand, realizes what a terrible mistake heβs made and comes out to his hooker as a flaming homosexual"
29yo virgins punches his v card and then proceeds to cry like a child.
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I'm totally (and intentionally) doing it wrong (because the headline itself is meh), but this was my favourite event of the month:
How One Tight-Knit Circle of Internet Troublemakers Convinced Professional Journ*lists They Were βAbortion Bounty Huntersβ And other misadventures
https://rdrama.net/post/14013/a-tightknit-circle-of-internet-troublemakers
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Yeah I did a week where I listened to their podcast a year ago so it felt like celebrity type shite.
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Redditor's sneed when they find out that every Seminole Indian is born with a silver peace pipe in hand
https://rdrama.net/post/15108/redditors-sneed-when-they-find-out
shout out dad for always having good titles
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YAWN
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Sneedtient
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Almost nobody read it, but I was kinda proud of Loser chimp ostracized by other monkeys for dating mayofoid
Oops, that was in August. Cucked out for the second time.
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Third time's the charm!
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That was a good headline.
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Self promotion is super duper cringerino valentino famalam
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https://rdrama.net/post/15635/marseypat-unpaid-factcheckers-are-getting-burnout
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It's just so succinct. And it has all the information in it: https://rdrama.net/post/13013/someones-parents-braved-the-oregon-trail
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done homie
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mahalo
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pass
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