I ended up creating an account on rdrama after seeing some hilarious editorializing headlines on here, so I thought it would be fun if we did a monthly best headline contest. Pick your favorite headline from September with a link to the post as a comment below. 500 dramacoins go to the comment with the most upmarseys and the person who submitted the post originally. 
Contest will be open for one week from today.
Submission should look like this:
'Straight' 
Reddit virgin books bussy 
blasting appointment, entire life flashes before his eyes during post-nut clarity
https://rdrama.net/post/13109/straight-marseysmirk-reddit-virgin-books-bussy
This month's winner are u/Tyler and u/Jew each of them receive a payment of 500 dramacoins from my personal poorcell stash.
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It's just so succinct. And it has all the information in it: https://rdrama.net/post/13013/someones-parents-braved-the-oregon-trail
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