Introduction
There's no denying that the internet is full of misinformation. Hostile actors are trying to poison our minds and feed us with falsehoods. How can we defend against this? How can we tell truth from lies?
@_____'s answer is: don't. Just uncritically believe anything you read, as long as it agrees with your beliefs.
You might say "but isn't this completely r-slurred?"
Suffice to say, @_____ is a student of "a top 10 European university". He's smart, he knows what he's doing.
Of course, the proof is in the pudding, so I picked a few of his posts. The hardest part was finding the ones that don't link to banned or removed Twitter accounts.
6 Mar 2023: "Nooooo Jews, you suppose to support Nazis :marseysoycry:"
So, "http://voltairenet.org" reported that a totally legitimate Turkish website "Hürseda Haber" somehow obtained a list of losses in the Ukraine war from Mossad.
Fun fact: their tweets get literally zero engagement:
Anyway, among other things, it claims that Ukraine lost 302 planes. It's interesting, because IISS, in their Military Balance 2022 report, estimated that the Ukrainian Air Force had just ~180 planes in total. The other numbers are also very interesting, especially if you compare them to visually confirmed equipment losses from Oryx.
(Curiously, voltairenet ommitted the aircraft numbers. I guess they realized they're too ridiculous.)
14 Mar 2023: "Rumors: khohols mb shoot down burger drone"
It turned out that a Russian Su-27 rammed the drone, there's even a video:
5 Apr 2023: "Zelensky allowed the Ukraine army to leave Artemivsk/Bakhmut :marseykneel:"
The linked video is in Slavic, and despite that, no one had a problem with understanding it. It's amazing that rdrama (and Twitter) are full of polyglots!
Of course, the title is made up and this is what he actually said:
(Also, as we now know, the Ukrainian forces didn't leave Bakhmut at the time.)
19 Apr 2023: "Sudan war is over in less than a week"
Some of you might not be aware of this, but there's a civil war in Sudan. Fortunately, the war is already over! @_____ found a tweet with a screenshot of a Telegram post, which says that the leader of the Rapid Support Forces (the faction behind the coup) was killed.
Well, a month later, it seems the war is still ongoing, and the guy is alive and well. Bummer.
BTW, @Transgender_spez, you called it a "western coup". How come Wagner has been accussed of supporting it?
14 May 2023: "Seems radiation lvl is up in Ukraine"
Context: @_____ argues that an alleged explosion of a storage of depleted uranium ammo caused a rise in radiation levels.
His proof is a chart showing a slight increase in gamma radiation. But there's one hole in his theory: uranium decays by alpha particles.
BIPOC which part of depleted in depleted uranium do you not understand.
DU can even be used for radiation shielding.
It is technically fissile, but to do so you need to blow a hydrogen bomb inside. Some old Soviet nuke designs used this (like Tsar bomba), but its impractical as the bomb is too large.
This neighbor is so r-slurred that he doesn't even know that Uranium is an Alpha Emitter. He doubled down on his r-sluretness
does your top ten european university not teach physics? are you literally an r-slur?
Bonus
(About UK sending long-range missiles to Ukraine) "We are also now at point where there is just no doubts that Russian are ok with using nukes on Ukrainian and those long range missiles are west last card against Russian nukes and using that card just gives Russian card Blanche".
Summary
Granted, his methods don't necessarily lead to being well-informed, but maybe this is the point? Maybe this is the path to true happiness?
PS. Why am I doing this? It annoyed me that he pinged me in one of his recent meltdowns.
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His cope posts are too illegible to read tbh, I usually just guess what hes saying
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No he’s assured me that his English is perfect.
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I see that his top tier European education has given him card blanche to be a great critical thinker
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It's "carte blanche". You're a motherfricking undead, educate yourself, read some books, you have all the time in the world, lazy bones.
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I told khohol spring counteroffensive will fail. Was I wrong ?
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Are you sure you aren't illiterate one?
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Are you too r-slurred to notice I'm mocking rdrama's most prominent slavshit poster in that comment?
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Yes.
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Rdrama's pretty cool because you can mask your unironic r-sluration with a facade of irony. I do it all the time
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I’m not rtarded you are @collectijism was only trolling
Trans lives matter
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Don't worry I get to have last laugh, I shitted on Ukrainian counteroffensive since it was announced and you called it cope. So who was coping in the end ?
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Yes, r-slur. Try mentally inserting "be worth attempting to" before "read" if you think that sentence was duplicative. Smh fr fr.
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So where is spring counteroffensive?
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What does that have to do with your comments being written by a stroke victim?
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Yammy
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What does that have to do with your comments being written by a stroke victim?
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Me being correct in the end while you guys were wrong
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It's a fact checking post and I told since January Ukraine won't succeed in their spring counteroffensive and now that's a hard fact
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The top 10 European university is complete bullshit btw. I graduated from a top 50 worldwide university myself (probably top 20 Euro), but it's not at all impressive. They measure these things mostly by what the uni does in research, not how difficult it is to get in, or how hard the program is. You could do something like "marketing research" or whatever in a top 10 worldwide university
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Also lots of those rankings are due to like, a single specific program.
Imagine bragging about going to MIT when youre studying english or something.
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We can rule this out in this particular case
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The whole ranking is basically measuring how American
is the school.
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I was about to say, I'm about to graduate from top 20 euro uni, one of the 10 best in bongland, and I'd rather commit seppuku than do it again. Whoever composes those ratings should get fired, I'm this short from just admitting that I got scammed
Maybe it's more applicable for phDs or doing research there or whatever, but for undergrad degrees it's irrelevant
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You graduated from lower ranked university that me and that’s why you trying now to downplay the important s of rankings. That’s a cope
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nobody but insecure dweebs brags about what college they went to
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Ive never seen college rankings ever matter in Engineering. Pretty much everyone at a top tier company that I've ever met went to a state school anyways
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The most prestigious grad school program in my field is at UT MD Anderson; there are zero Ivy League universities that even exist in the top 15 program rankings
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Genuinely smart and talented people dont necessarily have to pay 2-3x more so they can read from the same recycled powerpoints and textbooks as the "worse" schools anyways.
Also when it comes to getting a job anywhere most people will simply ask you to describe what you worked on in your internships.
I have friends at most of the major companies in my field and almost all of them were B students who just interned at startups that gave them the freedom to learn every angle and real responsibilities in projects. Thats all you need
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That's because "physical engineers" are basically janitors, while "Linguistics","Software" and "Journ*listic Integrity" (read, actual) engineers will inherit the earth.
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I know a guy who shoehorns that he went to Harvard into every possible conversation. It's always been so annoying.
He even did it when were going to school
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By saying this you are trying to shame me, making me feel bad for all those brags. But my friend why would you go to a good university if not for bragging rights ? It made so many bussy melt including yours now.
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Because bragging about a degree without also having a job to brag about is pathetic.
I know unemployable r-slurs that went to good unis.
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Now you are just coping finding a niche scenario to feel good about your lack of degree from a fancy university. What you did is no difference than when Redditors saying not all women care about height and looks, look at devito
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What niche scenario. I have a degree from a top uni, so yeah seems like you are the one coping about not having a good job.
There were plenty of r-slurs that finished with a degree while I was there. The only benefit I got from going to a prestigious university was networking.
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Are you from burger land ? In EU prestige of university is what determines if you can easily find a job in another EU country
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Im in the EU.
Where you get your degree isn't very important, where you do your internship and what your work experience is is. At least in my line of work.
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You go because hopefully the value of the education and the name on the diploma makes you more money than the tuition. Or you go to a party school to have fun because youre cool
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Neighbor you shoulda done a minor in English
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Almost all my classes and books are in English. The only classes that I can now think of that weren’t in English was math and Dutch laws.
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How tf you gonna be Dutch and also this bad at English? It's like the one thing they're good at besides being tall.
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I scored over 90% on my business English class, the teacher of that class was a bong from Oxford.
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Do you exclusively post here while drunk? Is that it?
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It’s seems that admins also adding random words to my posts
Like I didn’t wrote that word “cow” on edit you can even see this
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Carp will be pleased to see this finally pay off
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Cowtools filters to cow cowtools lol
It’s from a famously esoteric and not funny Farside comic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_Cowtools
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Wanna compare SATs next?
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Kinda smart comeback especially if you consider that SAT is a burger system and I am from Europe.
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So are you willfully choosing not to understand the point or are you just neurodivergent?
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The point is that, bragging that I am from good university blowed manny bussys. And thinking about it, last time I told I am from a good university was months ago so it makes it even more hilarious that so many people remember it.
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"Top 10 European university" means absolutely nothing because anyone actually intelligent will move to the US
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Why would I move to US ? I am doing landlords shit. My goals are simple get fancy degree get fancy job work for 6 month buy a big house rebuild it for maximum renting and get fired from the job to get neet max + landlord max money and keep living chilly.
As a non burger you will never get rich from moving to US and studying there. It only makes sense to move to US if you planning to be a doctor or nuclear engineer, any other degree will mean will mean struggle your whole life to become a middle income citizen in US
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To actually make money instead of living in the Europoor Union
If you were intelligent enough to get in a top 10 US Uni you'd be making bank, 6 figures minimum. Euro schools are barely better than the shitty state ones in the states.
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It's immature is what it is. I went to Columbia and Johns Hopkins but you don't hear me bringing it up in conversation unnecessarily.
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Spoken like a true poor
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Reminder that this guy has a size 36 waist. Also he has the worst English on a site plagued with Polacks and Brazilians.
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What about my English?
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If you hadn't told me that you were not a native english speaker, I wouldn't have known
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You type in English better than most redditors, and can fit more buzzwords into your posts than them too.
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It's good
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Ty
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They don't know about the hungarian earrape accent. Yet.
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yeah, my speech is probably much worse than my text
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it's noticeable you're ESL but nothing beats salvador's butchered attempts at englando
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Legitimately very good

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Verr nice
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He needs
to post physique.
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He’s 6’6” and like 140lbs.
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Holy shit I started making a effort to be less of a lanklet when I noticed that I was 18bmi and he's in the 16 area, child.
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Oh so he's a
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u can make fun of the guy but he is literally a boxer semipro he wiill kiil u
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If you show me your butthole I will personally fly to Ukraine and win the war for Russia in 3 days like they promised. SHOW.
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!kurwa our english is good!
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Dużo dobry englisz
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so true
trans lives matter
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Dobze
(I have no idea wtf this word means but I think my polish relatives use it to indicate agreement)
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Because it's easier to learn English and beg money from US and UK than to learn science. Did I just showed polish way of living ?
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trans lives matter
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Why you don’t mention legs 36 ? It’s like legit sad cope. Or you don’t understand the taller a person is the wider he is ? It’s like a proportional thing
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There aren't that many kurwas here, but agree about the huehues.
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