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I got the job!

I'm going to be a behavioral support specialist working in the mental health unit at the county jail and I aced the job interview!

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If you had to walk to the interview do you think that would have changed the outcome? Also congorats

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So your job will be to try to convince sub 85 IQ criminals to stop being r-slurred peepeeheads

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Its so over for the prisioners

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Gut gemacht! :marseyclappingglasses:

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Youโ€™re gonna see some messed up shit at your job

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Your next jobs: blowjobs and handjobs from craycray prisoners

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The closer you are to jail the better!

:#marseythumbsup:

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Prepare your bussy

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Did you put rdrama as your references? Thatโ€™s definitely why you got the job

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Nice work

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Good for you

Congrats

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Congrats! Always nerve wracking waiting for the response to see if you got it or didnโ€™t, the worst is when they ghost you.

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:#marseymati:

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Sounds like youโ€™re going to have a lot of wild stories to share.

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Arenโ€™t the prisoners basically going to annihilate your mouth and butt? Or is that the point?

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Please don't shag the violent offenders :marseydisagree: It never ends well

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Very nice

Hey speaking of ur name hopefully I'll be on ritalin next week any advice

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Resist the urge to masturbate and when that fails, set a 1 hour timer and use a lot of lube, make sure to take breaks

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:marseychudnotes: I'll keep that in mind but I don't like it

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Its mostly only a problem if you take too much but if you ever get the idea "wow this has really helped me focus but I have an [important thing] so I will do a double dose", know that this only ends one of three ways:

1. It works :marseyparty:

2. It works but you focus on the wrong thing and read 353 wikipedia pages :marseyreading:

3. 8 hour goon session :marseycoomer:

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I already do two of the three sometimes I'll take my chances and hope for the best that I get result one as well thank you

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Enjoy counting the ridges on crackers.

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You guys need drugs to do that?

:!#marseysad:

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Thatโ€™s cool and all but I ordered my burger and fries to go..

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Omg so happy for you! Dramatards moving up in the world!

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A dramatard working in mental health feels like the blind leading the blind tbqh. Congrats though sis

Long live the ccp

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:marseypirate: : Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include long live the ccp! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment with long live the ccp included, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!

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congratulations!

:#marseyparty:

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Knowing what we know about your own dysfunctional behaviour, what the frick have you got to offer in that role?

I give it two weeks.

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Empathy and compassion and I'm going to encourage hardened inmates to talk about their feelings.

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:#taylaugh:

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Pit them against each other with subtle manipulation and then report back on the results

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Enjoy getting shanked and/or gassed you punk-butt cracker

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more likely he gonna frick up sum fragile mind n have more blood on his hands like that roommate that tried to kill hisself after spending one day with this degen freak

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Great job, queen. Proud of you

:#marseykingcrown: :#taycrown:

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Did you tell them that you had a lot of experience dealing with the behavioral challenged here?

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I did tell them that I had previous experience as a conflict resolution officer.

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did you tell them about the I statements?

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