I am actually dying
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-65855608
I’m very busy this evening and don’t have time to make withering remarks or lurk their server constantly but here’s some choice quotes:
UPDATE: The powerjannies are not happy They do it for free. They receive ZERO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION.
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That's still higher than what Reddit receives. I quote from the Spez himself:
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this will never not be funny lmao what an r-slur
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Frick that, this shit is hilarious that he straight up told everyone that we need to make some fricking money. Guy just put his peepee on the table to the entire internet.
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4" hard, no endurance.
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isnt 4" average
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This is very unsettling
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peepeelet
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For Asians (yes, this covers street shitters and the like. They are also peepeelets)
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That's just what we tell peepeelets to make them feel better
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I'm afraid
not
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5.5" is average.
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No. The only people who think 4 inches is average are those who are 4 inches or less.
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slapping your peepee on the table doesnt work if ur a bum
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it get u a warm room for the night
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tbf, getting paid shitloads of money to sell hope and hype to investors >>>> getting paid to sell product to consumers
consumers are poor and petty and demanding and only pay a pittance at a time. Investors are lazy and only want to meet for an hour or two and then move millions of dollars.
Bootstrapcels down, startupchads up
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The VC money faucet is just a dribble now. You’ll have to have an actually compelling business to get money now. And, no, being a wrapper around GPT while calling yourself an AI company is not compelling.
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Eh, not really. They’re going to have a very hard time raising money for another fund to throw at bullshit. The money faucet is definitely over.
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That's what publicly admitting that you make no money and never have is?
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What is r-slurred about his statement?
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Publiclyl posts Ls
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We need a 13+ age restriction on this website badly. “Publiclyl” posts information literally anyone vaguely familiar with Reddit already knew.
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I mean spez isn’t really wrong?
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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That's not something you want to be right about.
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I agree. But I mean Reddit is just a start up like uhhhh Uber or something 5 years ago
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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I feel like calling a something like 18 year old company a start up is wrong
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If you can call a man a woman, you can call Reddit a startup.
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Least based chadmin
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Imagine doing it wven more for free than the jannies fricking lol
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Wow, they pretty much said the meme verbatim. J-slurs are beyond parody.
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Remember, that's not strictly true anymore in a lot of cases. Some of them pay hosting companies to run scripts that Reddit don't believe are important enough to implement themselves on their own platform.
Reddit doesn't give enough of a shit about them to give them the tools to do their jobs.
Not only do they do it for free, they pay to do it.
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People need to become woke to the Jannie Question.
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who would possibly have said such a thing
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context for the merari screenshot? someone do the emotional labour of educating me
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He got in a mop fight with N8TheGr8 and lost, and this was him begging to be allowed to have his esteemed janny position back. (he never recovered said position)
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The neurodivergents that actually mop up
and (((socialize))) on groomercord to get these screenshots are true dramasoldiers 
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IIRC joost was demopped from /r/cats which led to that screenshot
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ikr poor joost
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I have no idea. I honestly don’t even know what 99% of the things I post about powerjannies say. They don’t interest me, but I know everyone else likes it so I just skim and make pithy remarks about lines that stand out. I know 0 lore about anyone but bardfinn and belle and even that is very minimal
I read almost nothing anyone else posts about them either lol
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Most attentive dramautist (I voted yes on the poll btw)
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What poll
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The one where you asked if we should word filter dramanaught
and dramatard 
to dramautist 
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Simp
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I voted no because it didn't have dramanian, dramanise, dramarican or dramanic.
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Draman and drawoman neither
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Don't forget dramasovans (after Denisovan - a primitive yet cultured type of human.)
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Does it hit too close to home seeing jannies get made fun of?
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yeah i dont really care about this stuff either haha
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ok this is the post with details: https://rdrama.net/post/98736/n8thegr8-writes-an-entire-essay-on
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"Mr. Huffman pls notice me"
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Would be funny if someone sent this tonthe BBC editors on this story
"Are reddit moderators mentally capable?"
Or in the case of the bard, "why does reddit have convicted abuse criminals as moderators"
Idk seems like perfect opportunity
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Yes, they definitely won't just turn back on after 12-24hrs with a sternly worded letter pinned to the top.
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an indefinitely closed subreddit will either:
1. get couped by the admins if people want to use it and it's big
2. be replaced by the first reasonable non same-jannies-squatted subreddit
3. be forgotten
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If it were a just a couple forgettable ones like antiwork I would agree but it does seem to have gained some r-slur traction. The parallels w/digg are not entirely unr-slurred, and it also shares parity in some senses to the collapse of livejournal and their attempts to monetize, btw which the reddit admin kethryvis (official spanker of /r/drama) actually did her detailed masters degree thesis on lol: https://www2.sjsu.edu/anthropology/docs/projectfolder/Moellenberndt_Christine_thesis.pdf
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it has traction with the core reddit powerusers but im not really sure it will catch on for the niche subreddits (specific hobby, pornography, tech support, specific job whining)
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Yea idk, the 90/9/1% stuff though made a lot of sense during the spez spergfest, so I think anything is fair game rn
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i bet you can just request it like abandoned subs
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trash taking itself out
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someone "leak" a fake internal document discussing how reddit is gonna start paying jannies for their labor.
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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they tried to do an award split thing it was unpopular
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Yes. We must educate the masses about this. Jannies should paid a professional wage. And overtime. Especially overtime, given that most of them feel the need to mop for 16+ hours each day.
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this is literally the most pathetic "protest" ive ever seen
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It's like a load of crackheads attempting to boycott the only dealer in town. Only your average crack addict probably has more resolve than your average Reddit mod.
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intuhnet jahnitours, they doe eet four free
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Did Tyrone go up a rank?
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If you do not value your own time, nobody will.
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in no circumstances will anyone value a
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At the least they have the marginal value of sparing you from the position
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I hate journ*lists so much. Read any thread on any sub and the users don't want this shit, only the jannies. It seems like a lot of subs are on board only because the jannies have control of them. If it was a vote, they'd be told to frick off.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Idk I don't see much normal users opposing the j slurs? Not that we would know because it would be mopped. But average redditors are just as likely to want to feel important and rally to a cause to bring down a big bad corporation. This is praxis for zoomers and millenicucks. Internet activism.
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pure drama got to be against current thing- the average Redditors are against using the dog shit Reddit official stuff - time to get on your knees and start wanking of /u/spez
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Which janny said this?
One of those jannies apparently. They don't specify.
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How the frick is /r/pics a top 10 sub? It's literally one of the worst, low effort subs on the site. Are scrotes that pathetic that they sub just to see mid attention whores flaunt their clothed bodies?
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I guess the journoid was going by subscribers. Even though a lot of the former default subscribers are probably dead accounts. But with the exception of Music, those still do make r All everyday.
When asking "are scrotes that pathetic", the answer is always yes.
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It's time like this that I wish Christianity was way more popular. I would much rather have underage dudes feeling wanted Instead of postwall cat moms. Scrotes need to recognize their worth
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Isn't it just a default sub? Aren't a lot of these default subs or at least suggested to you immediately upon creating an account?
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Made the news!!
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Yes you will continue moding in 2 days because you've nothing else going for you in your pathetic life.
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Janny are you ok? Are you ok janny?
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Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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Truly the most important group of people on the internet. The sacrifices they make on a daily basis is incomprehensible. I’m in awe of their bravery.
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“The fact there is a bbc article at all is awesome” is pure reddit and pure copium combined
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How much does Aevann pay you carp?
Also new snappy quote?
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I love janny LEEKS
lol they made a funny!
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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You couldn't beat a statement like that out of me.
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That's funny, I have it on good authority that Dr. Akins recently received a 20% pay rise. How about that?
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