https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/13/23759559/reddit-internal-memo-api-pricing-changes-steve-huffman
Reddit CEO warns admins to not wear Reddit gear in public in case the jannies try to murder them
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POV: I catch you wearing reddit gear
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heymoon? more like hey i suck at call of duty
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Sorry kid.
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I can see his lisp
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God what I would pay to see a physical brawl between the pasty male feminist codercels of reddit HQ and their slave labor jannieforce.
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POV: you are an admiNazi and in this town we punch Nazis
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That goes for anyone, not just chadmins
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Wearing reddit gear in public is grounds for ridicule. If a janny does snap on some codecel in a reddit zip up, would a jury vote to convict?
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I figure he's more afraid that yet another admin is going to get recognised as a p-do.
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they're probably safe from the jannies, how many of them go outside on a regular basis? they're all clamoring for other subs to janny
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Throwback to the time powerjanny /u/TheLadyEve was pissing and shidding about jannying on a Sunday and unable to spend time with her kid. Could you imagine asking your mom to play and she tells you she's too busy with her digital mopping?
https://rdrama.net/post/7301/sardine-janitor-gets-mad-that-they
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Imagine the turbo spergs spergs like this will raise.
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They will rebel against their plebbitor mother and will be amongst us soon enough
Imagine being a reddit janitor and being mercilessly taunted by your dramneurodivergent child with jeers of "sweep it up, srdine" or "have you done it for free yet today, mother?"
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"You sure take your job seriously, despite not receiving any financial compensation!"
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edit: it's actually a good thing bc when ur mom is a control freak predisposed to being a janny, she's on the computer and tells you to GO OUTSIDE so u don't interupt her computer time
instead of being a helecopter mom and making u do hours of piano lessons 
and enrolling you in whatever so she can network with other moms 
or spending hours on test prep or having to be in "gifted" kid groups unless there's something slightly wrong with u and ur mom joins support groups for defective kids (insert acronym here) 
actually, i had a great childhood spent in nature and I dodged so much bs, tysm random old forum owners for giving my mom mop 
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frick man that's rough, hope things are better now
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What a positive spin on this! I never thought of it like that
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I can't believe a biofoids would stoop to the level of internet janitor TBH
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Neighbor is probably just fat
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Mentally
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Why donβt powerjannies just apply for a job at Twitter or Reddit or something as professional jannies?
Itβs not like you need any skills to mop up wrongthink
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They are unemployable due to lack of talent and behavioural issues.
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Arenβt they already doing janitorial duties rn though?
Just fire your current guys getting paid 70k a year with benefits and hire these guys for minimum wage.
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-u/spez, November 2017
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lol based
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Who's paying $70k for jannying?
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Carp
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No one, Iβd assume. Facebook pays around $45k
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Yeah they've got years of doing it for free you think some of them would turn around and get paid for it. Obviously they don't do it for the love of money they do it for the love of the mop
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Background checks. These people are complete degenerates with no work ethic and often a criminal history. That's why they have all the time in the world to become powerjannies.
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Yeah but itβs not like they canβt get paid minimum wage to mop up online.
They arenβt applying to be a ceo here they are applying to do a job that only really requires literacy.
Most havenβt touched grass enough to have done that imo. I doubt a large proportion of mods have a history
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They would have to follow rules that someone else made and there's no way they can abide not making their own rules.
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Did you mean "community manager" or one of the sexy Indian dudes who just removes content? Aimee Challenor became a community manager and got kicked out for being a p-do enabler. If they're just removing posts nobody really cares. It's all the other privileges that concern people.
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getting caught sharing CSAM online doesn't require touching grass
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For some of them it would mess up their disability grift and possibly even put them at risk of garnishment for the back child support they owe.
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That kind of thing is mostly outsourced to third world countries.
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because they would have to move to new delhi and live off like $200 a month
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The paid admins, who the jannies are mad at
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I'm saying the admins are safe from the jannies
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Actual footage of a porn sub jannie attacking a Reddit accountant in public:
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I used to be a mod on BustyPetite and BiggerThanYouThought
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Based booba enjoyer
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Holy basado
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What can I say?
I like young, skinny, pretty women with huge tits. It's my fetish.
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Any race or?
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You got it backwards, bud, chud means they're into black and asian women
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Can confirm
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White.
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AJAB, also still a reddit janny as we speak
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He calls his workers "Snoos"
You could study humiliation rituals for a lifetime and barely scratch the surface.
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Mah Snooga
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I never understood why big corps give their employees such stupid names. Hearing them alone makes me feel embarrassed for them.
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If you had 800 redditors working for you, would you not want to humilate them from time to time?
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how the frick does reddit have 800 employees? no wonder they are losing money jfc.
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We are overdue for dot net bubble burst
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Anybody who has mentioned reddit to me IRL has gotten dropped immediately, idk what I'd do if I saw a ninja with a snoo hat on.
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Unwanted to witness the shitshow of the Trump inauguration and the protest march the next day so I went to both.
There were to congressional staffers standing in front of me describing their favorite pepe memes from T_D subreddit.
It was muy cringe
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I saw a coworker with the Reddit app icon on his phone and immediately thought less of him
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God please don't inflate jannie egos, they already see themselves as internet warriors.
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That guy CerberusXt used to be a /r/France power user that was pushing leftist talking points all day long. He ended up shadowbanned by the admins, I can't recall why.
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Intriguing. Prob said stuff they hate like pro nationalist comments.
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/r/France was probably one of the dourest subreddits, combined usual reddit left wing brain with the gallic tendency to complain about everything
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hehe
i'm tasting so much boot
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He's right, there's no viable alternative to reddit. This strike has no teeth.
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Everyone can just take a personality test that assigns them to Ovarit, Win, The Motte, or here.
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The 4 horsemen of adult autism
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Ovarit gf dramatard bf
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One's for dorks and one is for cool dudes what's complicated?
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Wait thereβs merch?
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rdrama.net never hosted /r/jailbait, /r/coontown, or /r/creepshots
wearing reddit merch legitimately marks you as a p-do, rdrama is just weirdly obsessed with fartbin
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Imagine killing someone over your job (that dosent pay anything)
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If they don't pay you it isn't a job.
But I guess you can't call it a hobby either.
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CEO is pinning the entire company's success on "landing mod tools" lol
Maybe your company isn't profitable because you're building for mods and not users?
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tbh joining reddit now as a normie is probably really difficult now that its controlled by powermods. You say something innocently bad on a single subreddit and end up banned from half of the site
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You ask the wrong question and you're banned for bad faith. It's a shit fest.
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POV, it's me wearing exclusively reddit gear so I might get into a self defense situation
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Tony Reed better get his shoulder tattoo lasered off...
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afaik already did
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Please be nice to your reddit moderators. We are volunteers trying our best to better the world, one ban at a time. Think of the thin blue line of reddit moderators.
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Official rdrama merch when?
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it's already here bb
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I applaud Reddit badmins and mods. This is the gayest thing they could do during pride month short of spez going down on bardfinnβs chodeclit
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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SHES COMING
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Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ThermonuclearNecrostorm which was 0 days 11 hours 51 minutes and 25 seconds
Best friend is ACA with 215 mentions
rdrama is currently running at 278.935 Β΅Bardyhertz with 4671 total mentions since 2022-09-24
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Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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KWAB
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If someone had a shirt that said they were a reddit janny I'd fedpost them on principle even if it wasn't true.
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I seriously want to wear a support snoo shirt now
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that last gif is how i picture c*rp
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I literally have that haircut right now.
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Hot
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This is who calls you an incel nazi online
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Travismaxxing would be a significant improvement
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