UPDATE #2: Itโ€™s time to spam advertisers until we get our way The splash heard โ€˜round the world :marseyn8:

Perennial rDrama favorite n8thegr8 has fallen, this time not by choice.

It has begun.

:#marseyspez:

How it started:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869280260375633.webp

Doesnโ€™t look like you got the chance to sit on it til evening fella :marseysmug2:

If you missed the earlier thread where Reddit gigajannies came into the office bright and early on a Friday to TCB:

https://rdrama.net/post/179314/kristallmopt-is-on-as-reddit-corporate



UPDATE #1

Attempts to unbreak a mop lead to broken bucks with broken mops of their own, as rejannying n8 takes out /u/cwenham via the anonymous gigajanny account. Corporate is firing any volunteers who try to revert them :gigachad2:

(read bottom to top)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869409975972464.webp



UPDATE #2

On the ropes and forced to reopen lest they be fired from unpaid jobs, the j-squad has a new plan: spam the companies that buy Reddit ads with emails about how Reddit is banning apps that hide their ads:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869434053291.webp

And some neโ€™er do well has already notified Reuters :marseysmug3:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686943960031065.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

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Shit is about to hit the fan.

"Appealing to traitors". They had to know the moment the admins said they'd hand over the sub to a lower ranked mod that SOMEONE was going to pull a coup d'etat.

Edit: there's a few really vocal blackout supporters who'll lose their minds over being demodded. I NEED THE LEAKS.

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and the jannies will have to clean up that too

for free!

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Roman empire larpers the lot of them.

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:marseylegion:

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we have offered all of your underlings your job

There isn't a more frightening phrase for the powerhungry

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I hate spez and hate what he's doing to Reddit, but jannies always have to make it about themselves. Frick jannies. The dude above mods therewasanattempt, cats, and eyebleach for like 15 million subs combined. :marseycopeseethedilate:

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There's gonna be SO MANY STICKY POSTS.

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Also, stickied ;^)

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In the beginning of this whole protest I told the other mods involved that it's a complete mistake to focus on 'this change means we can't mop as hard reeeeeeeeeeeeeee' because it just allows the admins a very clear and straightforward response: Announce better mod tools, and say that mods need to keep their subs open because they're just janitors and don't own the community.

The much better thing to focus on would have been the centralisation of site access for profit, corporate greed, privacy concerns, etc, etc, all stemming from the scrapping of 3rd party apps. Yknow, the one thing users might actually care about, and that the admins really can't address with anything other than the most generic corporate response possible. That's exactly why the Spez AMA went so poorly, it focused on Apollo; but somehow the protest organisers managed to make the issue of 3rd party apps a complete non-priority. It's absolutely bizarre.

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That's exactly why the Spez AMA went so poorly, it focused on Apollo

Spez has a MAJOR hate boner for Christian. Probably because he's earned more money with Apollo than Spez has with reddit itself at this point.

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Probably because he's earned more money with Apollo than Spez has with reddit itself at this point.

:#gigachad4:

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He let him get away with an embarrassing grift, and then immediately tried to blackmail them when that unbelievable generosity ended

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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the real grift :marseybipocmerchant: is being a reddit :marseydownvote: admin :marseychtorrr2: tbh

they have a Chief :marseymasterchief: Revenue Officer, a Chief :marseymasterchief: Accounting Officer, and like 50 different things that if cut, would :marseywould: probably make the darn site profitable

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I thought the hateboner was because Christian is a FAANGcel, and Spez was never a FAANGcel.

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eh. Christian was an intern, not exactly high stakes.

spez cashed out on reddit when it wasn't worth much (relatively speaking). Compared to the Silicone Valley Bros, he's a pauper, and has bitched about regretting it. Meanwhile, Apollo has made bank.

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>It's absolutely bizarre.

it's pretty par the course lol

they're r-slurred jannies who have nothing going in their lives besides reddit. it's no surprise. if they were even 1% competent in anything they would not be in such positions;

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Why would anyone be a LOW LEVEL Jannie?

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for the salary

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When you multiplie 0 by phat, it still equals zero.

They probably do it for all the chicks.

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Jannies make six figures

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zero hundred thousand zero hundred and zeroty zero

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That was the single most Reddit comment I've ever read in my life. You're lucky I can't give you a wedgie over the internet


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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The fact that the term traitor is being unironically used here makes my head hurt

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:#marseychuddance::#marseyitsoverwereback:


Part of the fiscally-left, socially-right movement. Join today! :marseyexcited:

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