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GIGAJANNIES PUBLICLY DECLARE OPEN SEASON ON PROTESTERS

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/14b5q1f/how_to_request_an_abandoned_community_or_a_mod?sort=controversial

CALLING ALL SCABS

CALLING ALL SCABS

IT IS HAPPOONING


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If mods disagree about how to moderate their community, we will reorder the moderator list to grant top slots to mods that want to keep their communities active and engaged.

How anyone "protesting" didn't realize Spez and Co would do this eventually is beyond ridiculous.

:#marseyeyeroll:

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They must've gaslit themselves into believing that reddit would :marseydead: without their hard work. Today is a harsh reminder that they are disposable mops :marseyemojirofl:

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They're already talking about it like they're the indispensable people that cannot be let go of, just like how twitter died without all those actual employees.

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Bro I agree with you but Imma point out you used the word "gaslit" in a non ironic fashion.

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Itโ€™s been a real word for like eight years.

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more like 4

8 years ago it still meant "elaborate abuse tactic meant to make u accept that your insane and should have no negative self confidence and accept control over ur life"

in the last handful of years it just means "lying" for some reason

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it means any time you contradict a woman, especially with evidence.

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It has never meant that first definition, what are you talking about?

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It now means "proving me wrong"

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I know, that's the problem.

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They have deluded themselves into believing they are the voice of the redditors. That if they are gone, the redditors will follow and as reddit dies they will emerge as the leaders of the new alternative.

At best it'll be the reddit version of reset era.

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Personally I can't wait for them to try and march triumphantly away from reddit to greener pastures only for no one to follow.

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I mean they had the option to just nuke all their own subribbits with cp anytime they wanted.

Maybe that's just my 00s internet boomer talking where that was a standard way to frick with websites though.

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Most normal people donโ€™t have an archive of cp waiting to use as ammo hope this helps :marseythumbsup:

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:marseypearlclutch:

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Doesnโ€™t this prove their subs are key to reddit though? Theyโ€™re clearly providing some service if Reddit desperately needs to replace them

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the subs are, not them. seems like most power jannies just took over from someone else at some opportune point in the past

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What the jannies don't seem to understand is that reddit owns the subs, not them.

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Reddit mods creating an eco chamber for the plebs and ban the rest. Reddit admins creating an eco chamber for the jannies so they do it for free and ban the rest.

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>They must've gaslit themselves into believing that reddit would :marseydead: without their hard work.

They still believe this, while also believing that now they have to move on to spamming the site directly or attacking advertisers to break Reddit.

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Number one rule about Reddit. Don't make problems for paid jannies. No earlier statement, policy, and rule. Will not help your arse and admins will carve a exception or stretch a bs rule.

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My fave is their whining about "muh rules you said muh rules" and this account is basically saying "B-word I am the rules."


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>janny gets demopped

>whines to admins about it

>admins laugh at them

>muted for 28 days

jannies wont ever pick up on the irony

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A taste of their own medicine. It's wonderful! What a wonderful Friday!


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mmm their tears are so yummy and sweet

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I wish I loved something as much as youโ€™re enjoying the blackout drama

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Admin/Mod fights are the piรจce de rรฉsistance of drama, you philistine.

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This moment isn't about you

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It is ALWAYS about me.

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It's my favorite drama!


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>What do you MEAN I don't have absolute, unquestionable authority? :soycry: I'M A MODERATOR! :hysterical:

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>jannies with supreme authority can change the rules on a whim

:marseypikachu2#:

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I have altered the arrangement.


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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Taste of their own fricking medicine really.

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Yep and it's wonderful!


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This is the rule about life in general tbh. Nobody cares. People will happily lie to you, go back on promises, or run you over with a fricking truck to get what they want. If someone, especially in any sort of business, has the ability and incentive to frick you over, they will frick you over. If you don't have a signed contract of some sort, you have nothing.

These people don't know this because they've never had any kind of real job.

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they will literally make the rule then ban the sub for breaking it before announcing the rule.

/r/rcsources and all the other drug buying subs got nuked that way after the founding mod from /r/rcsupply went to federal prison because he sold u-47700 (opiod, 3-4 times as strong as heroin) and a few "people" died

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It's interesting, isn't it? If you're the owner/operator of Reddit, like it or not you provide a service that some people depend on to survive, like if you're battling the urge to rope yourself or if you're struggling with drug addiction or whatever, and interacting with strangers on a message board helps you get better. It's a responsibility I bet they never asked for or wanted.

I'll also bet you that the owner/operators never in a million years thought the people depending on them to survive would be terminally online tin-pot Hitlers at risk of offing themselves if they can't have total control over the same message boards.

It's like it's autism all the way down.

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Huffmanโ€™s poor despite cofounding Reddit. Heโ€™s attempted to go public for YEARS but it has no ramp-ups to significant profitability.

Heโ€™s been failing at this for over a decade. I canโ€™t imagine he has anything but contempt for the cute twinks he babysits while taking home a starting codecelโ€™s salary despite a decade of experience.


:#marseyastronaut:

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The level of mad over someone else making more money on reddit than he did is palpable.

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Can you imagine the frustrated tears out of Huffman when Apollo was like โ€œcut me a $25 million check and I go away?โ€


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:#soyreddit:

NOOOOOOO0OOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A BETTER REDDIT APP AND HAVE ADS TO MAKE MONEY YOU HAVBE TO HAVE 12 CHILDREN IN YOUR BASEMENT AND LOSE HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA AND BEG INVESTOIDS TO GIBN MONEY MJLVDFNKOBGTOGKLEKJLBN

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"Just kidding, bro! Unless..?"

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Big peepee move going for the bag, I respect it. Spez then crying to the community about it and receiving only jeers for being a cute twink was my favorite piece of microdrama in the saga so far.


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in theory reddit should be a perfect website to make money

you have lots of organized communities around specific interests, both general and specific

like run ads for the latest f-950 peepeemobile in (car subs, truck subs, gun subs, local town subs for rural towns)

or run ads for the latest vidja in (vidja subs, incel subs, autism subs)

the only reason that isn't viable is that reddit is full of redditors

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the only reason that isn't viable is that reddit is full of redditors

You're not wrong. Reddit has long been pegged as low value return on investment.

https://sacra.com/c/reddit/

Redditโ€™s revenue per monthly user is roughly $1.19, up from 2021 when it was about $0.81. Compare that to $10 per monthly active user for Twitter, $45 for Facebook, and $35 for Instagram.

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Holy shit lmao is Facebook literally getting paid by the illuminati to run psyops on its userbase? How can they be that valuable?

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Boomers own all the disposable income.

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I think it's a function of how many redditors are anonymous while most Facebook user are public and sharing their location, age, gender, family, interest, etc etc. Treasure trove for ad revenue

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For all the super niche targeted subreddits that could be used to make personalized ads that fit the user base perfectly, they missed the most important monetization user hobby of all:

Having money to spend

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Dementia addled boomers are the ones that click on adverts kek.

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"I love reddit, it's invaluable to me as a source of entertainment and has literally saved lives, it's a fixture of the internet! Now let me load 3 ad blockers, turn off javascript and go incognito before I visit because ewww icky ads, who wants to see those!"


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and every major internet company has found ways around the Adblock menace by coaxing creators to weave the ads into their content.

Just let subs above a certain size do paid partnerships and keep a cut. Some users will b-word, but literally every other platform has figured this out.


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Just let subs above a certain size do paid partnerships and keep a cut.

With basic b-word, obvious revenue generating ideas like this, you should be CEO tbh.

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I have to imagine that itโ€™s an incredibly bad internal culture thatโ€™s keeping anything from actually happening.


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The fact they donโ€™t have sub-specific ads is the wildest part to me. Heck, allow subs to run their own sponsors for a cut of the profit; you could even pay mods out of it.

The HeGetsUs ad account being blasted to all the godless degenerates because Reddit doesnโ€™t have a way to target at the community level is :marseychefkiss:


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It should have never gotten to this point, should have said sure you can close your subs but you're going to be giving up your mop if you do.

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Probably, yeah. But now the admins can start shutting down problematic accounts and still say they were patient and reasonable.

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This has drama potential, as jannies will cannibalize eachother.

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Yeah, the only way this would not happen is if you assume an absurd amount of patience and goodwill on the part of Reddit. Otherwise - duh, they're going to do the thing that keeps their website active.

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I am disappointed by how easily the bucks have been broken

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I wish there was a button that reordered mods entirely at random too.

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Most intelligent janitorial staff.

:#marseygigaretard:

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How nobody realized Reddit will just take over is beyond me. Itโ€™s obvious theyโ€™ll placate the mods against the private subs or just have an intern do it

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Mods have no idea how to deal with someone they cannot ban, much less someone who can ban them.

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Jannies are out of touch with reality so of course they believed this. :marseyschizowave:

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"You said we could protest, therefore you promised that we could slowly destroy our communities while promoting competitors!"

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ANNOUNCEMENT: THE JANICIDE HAS BEGUN! GET YOUR ROPE, GET YOUR GAS, GET YOUR GOLF CART BATTERIES AND GET IN LINE! ANNOUNCEMENT: THE JANICIDE HAS BEGUN! GET YOUR ROPE, GET YOUR GAS, GET YOUR GOLF CART BATTERIES AND GET IN LINE! ANNOUNCEMENT: THE JANICIDE HAS BEGUN! GET YOUR ROPE, GET YOUR GAS, GET YOUR GOLF CART BATTERIES AND GET IN LINE! ANNOUNCEMENT: THE JANICIDE HAS BEGUN! GET YOUR ROPE, GET YOUR GAS, GET YOUR GOLF CART BATTERIES AND GET IN LINE! ANNOUNCEMENT: THE JANICIDE HAS BEGUN! GET YOUR ROPE, GET YOUR GAS, GET YOUR GOLF CART BATTERIES AND GET IN LINE! ANNOUNCEMENT: THE JANICIDE HAS BEGUN! GET YOUR ROPE, GET YOUR GAS, GET YOUR GOLF CART BATTERIES AND GET IN LINE!

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!dramatards

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That must be me, because I'm not exactly comprehending what's going on and why people are so mad. Like i know apis and shit but every little post is :soypointangry:

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Thatโ€™s because you touch grass

95% of people donโ€™t give a shit, 1% are seething jannies, and 4% are just NPCs along for the outrage to fill the void.

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There are two cats on me right now

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Nice marseys youโ€™ve got there.

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awwwwwwwwww. So so cute.


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Idk I love it all though.

Apollochad has been raking cash in hand-over-fist for years, paying nothing for the API, with a dozen well-paying offers sitting in his inbox now that heโ€™s retiring this lucrative side project.

Meanwhile, Reddit went through its second round of layoffs in 5 months two weeks ago, Huffman is the poorest CEO in SF who has been trying to push Reddit public for YEARS now, and Redditโ€™s attempt to sterilize its community for advertisers and corporate sponsors has forced them to rely heavily on r-slurred NEETs to enforce a narrow band of consumer-friendly culture in every niche subreddit.

The only person posting Ws is whoever the frick the Apollo guy is as he laughs his way to the bank as the worst people online fling shit and cry at each other.


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The only person posting Ws is whoever the frick the Apollo guy is as he laughs his way to the bank as the worst people online fling shit and cry at each other.

and he took all his money from reddit power users, that should be spez's bread and butter.

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SPEZ DID IT FOR FREE

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This is genuinely a day of glorious vengeance

The jannies are finally realising that they have no power, and that nobody cares about them besides other mops

May this memory stain their future life

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They forgot the mop gave them authority in their small fiefdom and the only condition was to clean up janny.

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Yep, that and never disobey your masters (chadmins) I'd give my left nut to be in their groomercord watching them react

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I'd give your left nut to go in with you.

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The gigajannies to the regular jannies

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i wonder what they could actually do

i guess deleting all subreddits might be a annoyance on reddit, but they would probably be able to get all of them back. unlesss... :marseyflushzoom:

i mean reddit jannies have proved to be terrible coders

anyway... wasnt there something about making all subreddits nsfw because reddit does not get ads in nsfw subs?

in the end jannies are still jannies. they're useless and pathetic and won't lift a finger to do anything that actually matter, or even shit that doesnt; they would never do anything that would risk losing their mop. even if the mop means nothing

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deleting all subreddits

You can't delete a subreddit.

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you can't possibly delete all that shit? get a bot to delete all posts?

anyway, then just set all subs as private indefinitely and have jannies unprivate them one by one

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Nope. you could remove everything, but it can be approved just as easily.

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If a subreddit's mods could actually trust each other (LOL), the solution would imo be malicious compliance/lying

One person volunteers to take over as top mod. They click buttons with less thought than usual. Admins say open up? Sure, it's open. Now, a couple of days later, it's restricted. Or a nasty thread is pinned. Change the automod scripts to introduce unhelpful mistakes. Literally whatever.

Stretch it out until Reddit demands a new top mod, give Reddit someone else, have them do the same thing.

Admittedly, this would require coordination, trust, and not actually being a mad power-hungry c*nt.

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The Janitorsโ€™ Dilemma needs to be added to the prisonersโ€™ dilemma Wikipedia real-world examples section lmao if anyone is enough of an autist to be able to successfully add it, please do

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May the mopped find peace in the afterlife.

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I'm sure the community will happily move to another website, so taht tehy can be moderated subdued by the same abusive cabal of mods.

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